2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Hank Kingsley 21,776]

33 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Things are going great…

 

JD might want to put his wife on lockdown. Or maybe he likes to watch, who knows. 

 

[Js1 87,178]

Giving Biden day 1 so the Dems can focus on Kamala the rest of the time. Obama Tuesday, Walz Wednesday, Harris Thursday 

[WhatTheBuck 28,929]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Giving Biden day 1 so the Dems can focus on Kamala the rest of the time. Obama Tuesday, Walz Wednesday, Harris Thursday 

I heard Bill Clinton is speaking on Wed. too.  

[Willfully Horn 8,260]

Hopefully, Madam President Harris will one day present Joe with the Congressional Medal of Honor, for putting country first.

[Red Five 41,735]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I heard Bill Clinton is speaking on Wed. too.  

When will Hulk Hogan be addressing the nation?

[DixonHur 11,959]

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Or maybe he likes to watch, who knows. 

[Js1 87,178]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I heard Bill Clinton is speaking on Wed. too.  

Hillary is speaking too, not sure the day 

Doug may also get a prime time speech. Michelle also needs a speech 

[OU Sucks 9,383]

20 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Keep it up, JD. 

 

JD Vance insists on giving the cashier exact change when he pays $9.99 for something.

[Js1 87,178]

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Born to check genitals in the bathroom 

[Frank The Tank 1,503]

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What can be, unburdened by what has been so to say. 

[aggie08 21,796]

22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like, what does this get him?  What is the goal?  I don't see how it results in more votes for him or less for her.

No need to overthink it. He's trying to goad Biden into speaking out about how he got "railroaded" and make things messy for Democrats.

Because Trump is an incomprehensible moron who cannot possibly understand concepts like greater good.

[Pancho 46,300]

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

It’s pretty clear he was hated in high school for his classmates to keep sending shit like this to the press. 
 

And here I thought just hanging your names as many times as he did was a red flag…

[DixonHur 11,959]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Born to check genitals in the bathroom 

He better watch out... looks like his gaze is headed toward a confrontation with Vic.

[Js1 87,178]

More of this 

 

Keep talking to seniors about this. 15 more drugs will be up for negotiation next year 

[dcbc 14,644]

20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

JD might want to put his wife on lockdown. Or maybe he likes to watch, who knows. 

 

And if he doesn't . . . 

Edited August 15 by dcbc

[aggie08 21,796]

8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I did some ridiculously embarrassing, cringe-worthy things from middle school to college to try to find my "in" with girls. Things that, if there were pictures, I literally wouldn't be able to look at them.

...this is on another level.

[Blotto 24,015]

22 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Be careful, there are plenty of shithead women out there as well.  6-Toes Marge, Boobert, Elsie, Dog Killer, Huckabeef, etc. etc. etc.

The real problem is that the skillset it takes to get elected has fuck all to do with the skillset it takes to a good job once elected. Sure a few people have both, but if you dont have the first, you never get to show the second. Increasingly the jobs in DC are just full time campaign positions requiring the occupants to fly around the country whoring themselves out for dollars. That idiocy seems to be gender neutral. 

[Jive Turkey 12,997]

Jardiance probably costs so fucking much because they spend so much on producing and airing those annoying commercials.  Good lord I hope to never see one again.

 

Edited August 15 by Jive Turkey

[HenryJames 67,336]

22 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

x,1,2,3

[Biff Tannen 46,163]

I fucking can't stand to hear his god damn voice.  Just shut the fuck up and quit showing him on TV.  God damn these next few months are going to be rough.

[MissingInAction 25,556]

33 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

For those wondering, the RNC "Death Valley" speakers included Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sen. Tim Scott,  Glenn Youngkin, Kristi Noem, and Sean O’Brien (among others).  

Its a murderers row of stupidity.

[Blotto 24,015]

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Jardiance probably costs so fucking much because they spend so much on producing and airing those annoying commercials.

The craft services  bill must have been astronomical. 

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

[TexasHooch 5,196]

I have to think we're going to see a lot more pics like these in the next couple of months, and I seriously doubt we've seen the worst of them yet. 

Vance is only 40 years old.  So, while he didn't grow up in the full-blown social media era, he was firmly in the digital camera time-frame.  There have got to be people digging through their shit right now who either wouldn't have connected the dots or cared enough to do it during his Senate campaign.  

[BurntOrange&White 41,848]

Personally I wouldn't have Hillary speak....

[Ghost of LL 15,698]

Back in the 90s when I was a Republican, I fucking hated Bill Clinton and thought he was a complete sleazeball sexual predator.  

 

I still fucking hate Bill Clinton and think he is a complete sleazeball sexual predator.

[The Royal We 3,100]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Personally I wouldn't have Hillary speak....

Yea, that's a head scratcher. I don't see the upside to that at all. Bill for that matter too.

[Js1 87,178]

Just now, The Royal We said:

Yea, that's a head scratcher. I don't see the upside to that at all. Bill for that matter too.

Unity probably. They were 2 of the first ones to get behind Kamala. Putting Hillary early in the week on day 1 is fine. Bill should have been on Tuesday

[Frank The Tank 1,503]

24 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I did some ridiculously embarrassing, cringe-worthy things from middle school to college to try to find my "in" with girls. Things that, if there were pictures, I literally wouldn't be able to look at them.

...this is on another level.

Listen, I hate adult JD as much as anyone on here but let’s reset our calibrations just a little here. This is a picture of a high school kid in a staged photo with girls who are pretending to pee in urinals in the boys restroom. What is this “on another level” from? 

He’s a piece of shit, moron, couch fucker for sure…but this ain’t it. 

[aggie08 21,796]

Nothing screams youthful excitement about new things to come like rolling out the Clinton's.

[Blotto 24,015]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Personally I wouldn't have Hillary speak....

On the one hand, I see your point. On the other hand.....fuck it. Hire Jeff Ross as a speech writer and have the h-dawg literally roast the living fuck out Trump. Open up  both barrels, in the gutter, brutal shit with  that wry smile of hers. He will spend the last 3 months campaigning exclusively against Hillary and probably have an aneurysm in the  process. 

[TwiceHorn 32,076]

13 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

 

 

13 hours ago, Chopper said:

Fantastic policy angle for the Harris/Walz campaign.

 

(graph courtesy of Robert Reich)

@Bozo_Casanova Your thoughts?

[The Royal We 3,100]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Unity probably. They were 2 of the first ones to get behind Kamala. Putting Hillary early in the week on day 1 is fine. Bill should have been on Tuesday

 

Thanks for the early endorsements. Now:

[TwiceHorn 32,076]

9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Back in the 90s when I was a Republican, I fucking hated Bill Clinton and thought he was a complete sleazeball sexual predator.  

 

I still fucking hate Bill Clinton and think he is a complete sleazeball sexual predator.

Curiously, as a R in the same time frame, I did not hate Clinton.  He turned out to be a pretty fine centrist R in a lot of respects, regrettably so in others, and he may have been the most policy-sophisticated POTUS of our collective lifetimes, certainly I think the most intelligent and a political savant.

The sexual predation does give me pause.  However, I was fairly convinced by Posner's criticism of the impeachment that it was mostly none of my business.

Edited August 15 by TwiceHorn

[TexasHooch 5,196]

1 minute ago, Frank The Tank said:

Listen, I hate adult JD as much as anyone on here but let’s reset our calibrations just a little here. This is a picture of a high school kid in a staged photo with girls who are pretending to pee in urinals in the boys restroom. What is this “on another level” from? 

He’s a piece of shit, moron, couch fucker for sure…but this ain’t it. 

Point of fact, he's not a moron or couchfucker.  He is however incredibly awkward.

I don't think anyone is suggesting that this pic should be disqualifying, but it does support the narrative that he's uncool.  Which, for the MAGA types, is worse than being tyrannical.

[aggie08 21,796]

3 minutes ago, Frank The Tank said:

Listen, I hate adult JD as much as anyone on here but let’s reset our calibrations just a little here. This is a picture of a high school kid in a staged photo with girls who are pretending to pee in urinals in the boys restroom. What is this “on another level” from? 

He’s a piece of shit, moron, couch fucker for sure…but this ain’t it. 

That's fair. I'm creating my own conversations and series of events that led to that picture based on what we know about JD now. I'm sure it was awkward as all fuck, but probably mostly harmless/creep-free high school shit.

[Willfully Horn 8,260]

8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Back in the 90s when I was a Republican, I fucking hated Bill Clinton and thought he was a complete sleazeball sexual predator.  

 

I still fucking hate Bill Clinton and think he is a complete sleazeball sexual predator.

First election that I cast a vote for a woman. I agree with your assessment of Clinton, though.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Back in the 90s when I was a Republican, I fucking hated Bill Clinton and thought he was a complete sleazeball sexual predator.  

 

I still fucking hate Bill Clinton and think he is a complete sleazeball sexual predator.

i still do, but i used to too. -- mitch

[chainsaw 10,286]

22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

x,1,2,3

[Gil Bang 26,235]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Curiously, as a R in the same time frame, I did not hate Clinton.  He turned out to be a pretty fine centrist R in a lot of respects, and he may have been the most policy-sophisticated POTUS of our collective lifetimes, certainly I think the most intelligent and a political savant.

The sexual predation does give me pause.  However, I was fairly convinced by Posner's criticism of the impeachment that it was mostly none of my business.

The same mofo fake-ass preachers that attacked Clinton for adultery refuse to do the same for Trump. 

[The Dog 44,856]

[tx 3 putt 78,676]

 

[achooloco 1,086]

18 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

To those that are more in the know, why is Al Gore not speaking? is he focused on staying out of the limelight? Or not invited, other reason? I thought about it the other day when it was said that no former president or vp (besides Dotard) spoke at the RNC.

['stache 22,131]

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Holy shit, please tell me this is real and official from the campaign. It's about fucking goddamned time they start speaking the truth about what they're up against. 

[atomheartbevo 90,642]

 2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think he understands the offer.

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He definitely understands and knows that there will never be two VP debates.  He's just trying to score cheap points when the second one doesn't happen.

He probably understands that he has to do everything he can to stay relevant to Trump and show that he's a fighter, because Trump probably wants to replace him, and probably has people looking into how to replace him.

Especially in light of the internet mocking him over his little rally with 30 people.

Vance is desperate as shit.  I won't be surprised if he's willing to go on almost any show that will have him.

[Red Five 41,735]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

It's about fucking goddamned time they start speaking the truth about what they're up against. 

Someone has to. The media certainly won't do it.

[Surly Bevo 25,734]

The best speech Hillary could give starts with some contrition



And then continues with what that meant by letting Donald Trump loose on the stage as POTUS (this is where she can ravage him for who he is)

And closes with “learn from my mistakes….never again”

She will not give that speech.

[Aqua Buddha 14,806]

18 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Those two Gen Zers that are in charge of this are fucking gold.  Here's hoping they get a podcast or something after this.

They're having the time of their lives, too.

[mdmost 44,013]

Supposedly, Beyonce is going to perform after Kamala gives her acceptance speech. 

[Sawbonz 28,219]

19 minutes ago, achooloco said:

To those that are more in the know, why is Al Gore not speaking? is he focused on staying out of the limelight? Or not invited, other reason? I thought about it the other day when it was said that no former president or vp (besides Dotard) spoke at the RNC.

Do you want to put people to sleep?