2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Francisco 2.0 32590]

 

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

Leon Cooperman, billionaire investor, was on CNBC this morning explaining why he's not voting for either Trump or Harris, despite voting for Trump before.

"While I'm a capitalist at heart, I'm still a capitalist with a heart."

[aggie08 21796]

I hope they like human excrement on their well-manicured lawn.

[safe sex 12007]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Leon Cooperman, billionaire investor, was on CNBC this morning explaining why he's not voting for either Trump or Harris, despite voting for Trump before.

"While I'm a capitalist at heart, I'm still a capitalist with a heart."

So why the fuck can't he vote for Harris? What a bitch

Edited August 16 by safe sex

[Francisco 2.0 32590]

 

 

 

[Jatrain 288]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

 

Well Ava Braun aka Maggie Haberman certainly tries.

What actually happened:

Q: Many are telling you to stop with the personal attacks against Kamala Harris...

Trump: I’m angry at her. I don’t have respect for her. She attacks me. She called me weird. She called JD weird. He’s not weird!

 

wiki:

2 days ago

Fuck Maggie Haberman, she’s complicit in the tragedy that is Trump

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

1 minute ago, Jatrain said:

Fuck Maggie Haberman, she’s complicit in the tragedy that is Trump

This right here.

[HOOKEM4 5176]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

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Where the duck is the camo collection? Dove season is very close. I need new gear. I would love a reproductive rights camo hoodie and a "they're weird" camo hat.

Edited August 16 by HOOKEM4
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[miguelito 11505]

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Where the duck is the camo collection? Dove season is very close. I need new gear.

It's really good camo if you can't even see it.

[Horn Dogg 4296]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They want it back to 2020 prices when there was a pandemic and no one could go anywhere 

But they still want you to pray for oil field jobs not to go away.

[HOOKEM4 5176]

4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

It's really good camo if you can't even see it.

Koozie and hat? I need more shit.

[Tuco 5093]

34 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Of the 24 Presidential Medals of Freedom awards that Trump distributed, 12 were primarily known for sports.  There were also Devin Nunes, Anthony Scalia, Jim Jordan, Orrin Hatch, and Rush Limbaugh.  These are the people who Trump considers the equals to Congressional Medal of Honor recipients. 

[Blotto 24018]

22 minutes ago, safe sex said:

So why the fuck can't he vote for Harris? What a bitch

That old billionaire fuck is voting Trump, its just not fashionable to admit it. 

[atomheartbevo 90646]

47 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Shitting on Congressional Medal of Honor winners when nobody in his family has served and he was a draft dodger.

So on-brand for todays Republican Party.

[Pato del Muerto 53496]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

 

Even he can’t deny that immigrants give 110%

[Gatorubet 30716]

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

[Aqua Buddha 14806]

55 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

He gave Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[Pancho 46307]

 

['stache 22133]

In any other context that's a dealbreaker, lol, but damn they're a likeable pair. The polls better keep trending the right way. I saw somewhere that Trump voters were undercounted in 2016 and even 2020 because the pollsters couldn't account for momentum and excitement for people to actually go to the polls, in that case, rabid hateful piece of shit magas. I think it might be happening now with the momentum and likeability of Harris Walz unable to capture people, youngs in particular (I've been railing so hard on them for failing to "save" us every cycle), who aren't going to be captured in polls, but who will go out of there way to vote this year because they just like these two and see trump as just an old dumbass.

Edited August 16 by 'stache

[HOOKEM4 5176]

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

[Gil Bang 26239]

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

where's @Brisketexan with a hot dish recipe? 

['stache 22133]

1 minute ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

That only works if you're running as VP against donold trump. In this context, you're just a lame white person. 

[Gil Bang 26239]

 

[HOOKEM4 5176]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

That only works if you're running as VP against donold trump. In this context, you're just a lame white person. 

So we are assigning race based on asshole comfort now? Fuck you.

[Gil Bang 26239]

David Simon is the Shohei of twitter

 

 

 

[OU Sucks 9390]

Had this show up on my Twitter, so now I'm going to force all of you to look at this face, too:

Edited August 16 by OU Sucks

[Dahobbs 18320]

15 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

I had to Google that. Why, god, why? 

['stache 22133]

5 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

So we are assigning race based on asshole comfort now? Fuck you.

['stache 22133]

22 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

 

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I had to Google that. Why, god, why? 

I posted this a few days ago in the lol thread.

[HOOKEM4 5176]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

 

I posted this a few days ago in the lol thread.

Yall are so close to figuring it out. Jesus. Do I need a spider chart for the dude that posted it? We are truly slipping. Dammit.

[Js1 87182]

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

 

I posted this a few days ago in the lol thread.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Full quote from David Simon. Plus comment.

 

[Dahobbs 18320]

3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Full quote from David Simon. Plus comment.

 

That last comment, I feel like we have an excellent opportunity for a scientific experiment here. 

[atomheartbevo 90646]

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

He cheated on his wife while she was dying of cancer.  Said affair resulted in a child, who he refused to claim as his.

6 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

That's it?   Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.  

Well, Gary Hart and John Edwards were Democrats as well.

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

A poorly timed yell once ended someone's Presidential bid.  It boggles the mind.

I’m almost kind of glad it did.  He had some batshit ideas about the internet and people needing special IDs to use it and that we shouldn’t have privacy from the government, etc..  I know he stopped talking about that shit rapidly after a bunch of people told him to fuck off, but it was still disconcerting that he thought that just to use the internet, you needed a government ID to login.  Of course, Abbott and Co. love the idea now.

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

For trump to cut gas prices in half oil per barrel would have to sell between $20-30. That would cripple jobs and bring American drilling to a halt forcing us to rely more on foreign oil. 

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Doesn’t domestic oil production lose money at like $60 a barrel?

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

They should create an ad that Trump pledges $30 oil if elected and run that ad incessantly in O&G states

Soros should be running ads like crazy in the O&G states praising Trump wanting to cut oil prices in half.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

25 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Had this show up on my Twitter, so now I'm going to force all of you to look at this face, too:

When I have sleep paralysis nightmares, THIS is the face I see hovering above me. Send your thoughts 'n prayers to Chuck.

[Dahobbs 18320]

Just now, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

When I have sleep paralysis nightmares, THIS is the face I see hovering above me. Send your thoughts 'n prayers to Chuck.

Weird kink. 

[Pancho 46307]

 

[Blotto 24018]

48 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

I am a Texas native and I love a coolapeno. Do I hate myself or love my butthole? THAT IS THE QUESTION! Are coolapenos gay or not. I need clarity.

What  uh......I mean how are you consuming.....you know what. Never mind. I don't need clarity. 

[Biff Tannen 46165]

4 hours ago, Goredho said:

I don’t think 70 million are gonna vote for him this time around.

Uh, I do.  Maybe more.  We HAVE to get people out to vote.  No mercy.

[Biff Tannen 46165]

3 hours ago, Tuco said:

Yeah.  Within six months he was chased by a mob of bloodthirsty morons.  Beware the fly, assholes. 

[F250 29201]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

"What is that, like mayonnaise and tuna?"

I've made similar comments to people from the Midwest.

[NorthLoop 14466]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Had this show up on my Twitter, so now I'm going to force all of you to look at this face, too:

Goddammit someone call immamac. Looks like Helobious has been doxxed. 

[Pato del Muerto 53496]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Had this show up on my Twitter, so now I'm going to force all of you to look at this face, too:

lol at 1) monopoly game and 2) sean spicer book in the background. 

[BrickHorn 18447]

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

This truly is bonkers. 

 

[Blotto 24018]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

sean spicer book in the background. 

That's how you know he's a man to be taken seriously. In fact, if your goal is to tongue punch Trump's fart box, just know your competition has studied the masters. Your odds, well they're not great. 

 

[BurntOrange&White 41859]

[F250 29201]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Had this show up on my Twitter, so now I'm going to force all of you to look at this face, too:

When a hobo drops his drawers to shit on the sidewalk and you accidentally see his butthole and it stares back, this is what you see.

[SizzleChest 8314]

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

When a hobo drops his drawers to shit on the sidewalk and you accidentally see his butthole and it stares back, this is what you see.

[Pancho 46307]

 

 

[Surly Bevo 25739]

That kind of ain’t fair to poor Frankie.