2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[BrickHorn 18072]

8 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

 

There's a name this band contest. I think Depeche Choad is, so far, the winner.

Moron 5.

[Pods 7499]

13 hours ago, immamac said:

Mea culpa probably should post less while driving in the middle of nowhere Nebraska. 

Approximately where I learned to drive a car. Miles and miles of straight and no hills. Mom couldn't deal with the monotony anymore. She pulled over and announced I was going to take over for a bit.

I was 14. It was probably easier than learning in a parking lot though.

In parking lots you have to use the steering wheel. 

 

12 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

And no--we're not having any fucking fires.

 

Edited August 17 by Pods

[Js1 83677]

NYT/Siena:

Arizona Harris +5 (50-45)

NC: Harris +2 (49-47)

NV: Trump +1 (48-47)

GA: Trump +4 (50-46)

Kind of hard to see her up in NC/AZ but down in NV/GA. But throw them on the pile - NYT/Siena has her up in MI, WI, PA, NC, AZ which is 297

[Snake Diggity 4574]

17 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

I've got some fireworks saved back for that joyful occasion.  I don't care if there's a burn ban on, I'm fixing a couple of nice ribeyes with baked potatoes, mushrooms, and asparagus, getting a bottle of the best champagne my poor ass can afford, feasting, then setting the fireworks off.  If any of my neighbors don't like it, they can go shit in a hat.

Yep.  I normally hate fireworks, but the day that bag of shit dies, I’m putting on a show.

[lemonlime 5485]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

You can't really spin those, no matter how hard his people try.

These are the same people who successfully spun mocking the disabled, separating babies from their parents, praising Putin, and a million other things that went down the memory hole.  They'll spin this too, to 40% of the country.  And they only care about that 40%.

[Chad Fuck 17309]

These are the same people who successfully spun mocking the disabled, separating babies from their parents, praising Putin, and a million other things that went down the memory hole.  They'll spin this too, to 40% of the country.  And they only care about that 40%.

This right here.

[Bozo_Casanova 25909]

 

[horngrad03 1121]

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

[Sawbonz 26904]

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If he was that worried, he'd be on the campaign trail and not doing pressers from his homes.

He's in a bit of a pickle. He’s got an acute case of agoraphobia- you would too if you almost got your head blown off in a pasture in bum fuck PA, so outdoor rallies, his trademark, are out.
 

He owes money all over town, so arenas are mostly out. Plus even if there are any that would be willing to host, he knows he will look bad with it more than half empty. 

That leaves smaller venues; and whether it’s because people truly are walking away from him or just that the cult members aren’t getting fired up to attend a “rally” in a place the size of a high school gym, he’s not getting the raucous vibes he’s gotten in the past that feed his narcissism 

Or it could just be that he’s an obese 80 year old who has eaten like shit his whole life and doesn’t exercise and he’s got nothing left in the tank rounding the turn and entering the homestretch of the campaign 

[gernblansten 3159]

8 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

He owes money all over town, so arenas are mostly out. Plus even if there are any that would be willing to host, he knows he will look bad with it more than half empty. 

He owes money all over town, including to know pornographers. So, I assume his next grift will involve the cutting off of a toe. 

[Mdhorn 5838]

21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Except it's understood that the ethnic enclaves only refer to the meskins and bleks.  

[Slacks 6723]

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

[Sawbonz 26904]

39 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

[WhatTheBuck 28618]

9 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

Thanks for that well-sourced and totally reliable-sounding report. We’ll take it under due consideration.

NEXT!

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

According to CNN, in Pennsylvania men favor Trump by 15%!!!!!

Women favor Kamala by 17%.

Black women are gonna have to save this country again from the orange turd.

[Bullneck 18779]

He's really into leaning into that "two dicks" dance of his.

[Texas Jeff 1918]

12 hours ago, The Dog said:

Q: Why did Trump denigrate the Medal of Honor by saying it goes to ‘soldiers’ in ‘very bad shape’ instead of ‘healthy, beautiful’ people? Trump advisor: Well... Q: Corey, I just wanna be clear, you're doubling down on Trump saying the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor? Trump advisor: People who aren't in the military deserve to be recognized as well

More than 10% of Trump's awards went to professional golfers.

[WhatTheBuck 28618]

2 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

According to CNN, in Pennsylvania men favor Trump by 15%!!!!!

Women favor Kamala by 17%.

Black women are gonna have to save this country again from the orange turd.

Shapiro needs to get out there on the campaign trail. I was assured that he would deliver PA to Harris/Walz. 

[Bullneck 18779]

 

 

['stache 21591]

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I think a lot of people just accepted/ignoring the McCain stuff as politics and McCain didn't like him.  Doesn't make it right, but maybe some felt McCain was a big boy who could defend himself.

This is getting some attention - it's making waves in the news media, and I've seen some MAGA types who are not happy with it, and vet groups have noticed it.  Trump's campaign claiming that it was because of her philanthropy and medical work is falling on deaf ears for some, who are looking at the amount of money she and her husband donated toward Trump or to help him.

It was pretty fucking despicable: 

You can't really spin those, no matter how hard his people try.

Eh, sounds like a few old white vets might grumble a bit pulling the lever for him because the other lady is a communist and recently became Black. A bunch more will still do so gleefully. It’s a serious mental illness at this point.

Edited August 17 by 'stache

[Bullneck 18779]

16 minutes ago, Texas Jeff said:

More than 10% of Trump's awards went to professional golfers.

[Sawbonz 26904]

43 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

3-putt’d 

[Slacks 6723]

32 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Thanks for that well-sourced and totally reliable-sounding report. We’ll take it under due consideration.

NEXT!

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

[MissingInAction 24431]

[Bullneck 18779]

4 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

My sources:

Spoiler

 

[Slacks 6723]

There was bourbon involved.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9252]

8 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

So your source has uncovered a viable (?) plan for people to illegally vote in swing state location in numbers that will presumably swing the election. And you choose to be intentionally vague, rather than reporting this information to officials. 

OK. Cool. Hook 'em.

[Sawbonz 26904]

3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

The source is legit. My delivery is intentionally vague.

Do the math. 
 

Biden won by roughly 10k votes in 2020

 

For argument’s sake say 20k new voters would give you a 50% or better chance of winning the state 

they have to establish legal residency and register to vote by October 7 which may be problematic if it’s a hotel

 

Residency rules

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4. A person does not gain a residence in any county into which he comes for merely temporary purposes, without the intention of making that county his home

Housing and feeding 20k magats looking to vote without committing easily provable voter fraud is going to cost several million dollars 

[cactusflinthead 27242]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

This right here.

Going to go back to Rick Wilson again. It's about cracking off pieces of the bloc at a time. This MoH outrage pissed off the VFW. It's a new blow from the hammer. Lincoln Project will have an ad on this and run it where it's going to be heard by the target audience.

[Slacks 6723]

7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So your source has uncovered a viable (?) plan for people to illegally vote in swing state location in numbers that will presumably swing the election. And you choose to be intentionally vague, rather than reporting this information to officials. 

OK. Cool. Hook 'em.

 

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Do the math. 
 

Biden won by roughly 10k votes in 2020

 

For argument’s sake say 20k new voters would give you a 50% or better chance of winning the state 

they have to establish legal residency and register to vote by October 7 which may be problematic if it’s a hotel

 

Residency rules

Housing and feeding 20k magats looking to vote without committing easily provable voter fraud is going to cost several million dollars 

My source didn't say he thought the people were smart or that it would work.

And yes, several million dollars were collected.

[Sawbonz 26904]

1 minute ago, Slacks said:

 

My source didn't say he thought the people were smart or that it would work.

And yes, several million dollars were collected.

Several in like 50?

[SydneyCarton 47486]

1 hour ago, Slacks said:

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

Is the idea that they get caught, and then claim rigged election? Otherwise…lots of holes in that plan. 

[Chopper 16692]

LET'S GO

[SydneyCarton 47486]

5 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Several in like 50?

Lots of Tim Dunn billionaires in this world, sadly. 

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

“while their assessment of current economic conditions sank slightly”

the big drop got coverage, the quick recovery did not. 

[Brian Fantana 6618]

31 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lots of Tim Dunn billionaires in this world, sadly. 

I've often thought that the name of his O&G company (CrownQuest) was just less than subtle signaling at his ultimate goal.

[Francisco 2.0 32224]

 

 

 

 

 

[SKJ 1298]

On 8/15/2024 at 7:33 PM, Chopper said:

 

Someone tell Cory how commas work:

Have sofa, fuck sofa! 

Fuck you too,  buddy

[PenelopeWitherspoon 18508]

Trump has been compromised since the 80's.

[Hiphopopotamos 20850]

 

[Firemans4Horn 17254]

17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

verbal diarrhea 

 

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3529]

 

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Communism!

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

Shit my grandmother hated those programs and thought Tennessee still got free electricity because of the tva.  Maybe they did/do but it doesn’t sound right.  

[Sawbonz 26904]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lots of Tim Dunn billionaires in this world, sadly. 

You can’t hide that kind of money. Everyone involved goes to prison

 

This sounds exactly what a wingnut maga would concoct with Soros as the money man

['stache 21591]

34 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Fuck you too,  buddy

I’m not, your buddy guy.

Edited August 17 by 'stache

[SydneyCarton 47486]

22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You can’t hide that kind of money. Everyone involved goes to prison

 

This sounds exactly what a wingnut maga would concoct with Soros as the money man

To be clear, I read your posts as they collected 50 whole dollars, as a joke, not actually 50 million. That being said I could totally see some dumbo with money saying “sure, let’s put some dudes up in Arizona to prove fraudulent voting is real” and stroke a big check. And I could also see them going to jail. 

Edited August 17 by SydneyCarton

[Pato del Muerto 52117]

So long as people are notified. And not sheriff aripao type people. 

[Slacks 6723]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Several in like 50?

Not quite, but you have an understanding of the math.

[Slacks 6723]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Is the idea that they get caught, and then claim rigged election? Otherwise…lots of holes in that plan. 

It's a terrible idea. I can't imagine it's going to work. But the rooms are booked.

[bolverk 29104]

Worth your time.

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