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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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I judge people by how dogs react to them 100% of the time. If a dog doesn't like your energy you're sus. That's good energy.

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16 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

I judge people by how dogs react to them 100% of the time. If a dog doesn't like your energy you're sus. That's good energy.

Hard to make this a differential selling point since dog might also be attracted to the shit in Trump's diaper and squirrel like creature thing on his head.

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31 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Dogs for Harris call coming up

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We had to say goodbye to our yellow lab two weeks ago. This page is making me feel, well, a lot of things. But #1 is we need a dog lover in the White House instead someone who makes "dog" an insult. I mean, I have a long list of why Trump shouldn't be president, but that might be in the top ten of my reasons.

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Three former and current presidents and at least one future one. Who would you add?

Yeah, that’s cool and all but do they got Kid Rock or Hulk Hogan? Mike Lindell?
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I like this but 90% of maga doesn’t know what these big words mean

Bill Clinton speaking makes sense, assuming he can still bring it.

I wouldn’t let Hillary anywhere near the arena. Zero upside. Zero.

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

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Watters may be the dumbest person in television.

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.


 

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10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Did Josh Shapiro die or something?

Aren’t these just keynote speakers? 

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Bill Clinton also has had some incredible speeches. Know he may be too old now but he was very relatable in the day

Risk it all for a blowjob.  You are goddam right I can relate!

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

Yeah, the only polls that ever hide methodology or paywall it are usually GOP polls 

12 minutes ago, The Dog said:

We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

I am proud of @Swam4Texas. He made it big.

20 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I like this but 90% of maga doesn’t know what these big words mean

In the unlikely case you could find a few MAGAts that did grasp the big words, they would all still agree with the premise of that tweet. That's the problem. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

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Not the conventional pick but he was the right pick at the right time in history.  

That ABC poll has Harris 45-44 (+1) favorability and Trump 35-57 (-22). He’s really nosedived since she entered the race 

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there’s no way Taylor stays out of it now 

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We’ve reached the “fake polls” portion of our program.

So weird how they became fake right after Harris entered the race.
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

there’s no way Taylor stays out of it now 

They'll counter with Hulk Hogan and Kid Rock.

Checkmate, libs.

22 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Watters may be the dumbest person in television.

HIMYM's parody of him is one of my favorite things

29 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I wouldn’t let Hillary anywhere near the arena. Zero upside. Zero.

I dunno. Suppose they lay down some beats and let Hillary rap, Debbie Harry style?

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Would love for her to be a surprise guest this week. 

5 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Would love for her to be a surprise guest this week. 

During her most recent performance of the song ‘22’ she held up a 2 and 0 with her hands instead of the usual 2 and 2. 
 

Swiftie speculation would lead me to believe something may be happening on the 20th.

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2 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Bill Clinton also has had some incredible speeches. Know he may be too old now but he was very relatable in the day

He's two months younger than Trump.

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

During her most recent performance of the song ‘22’ she held up a 2 and 0 with her hands instead of the usual 2 and 2. 
 

Swiftie speculation would lead me to believe something may be happening on the 20th.

Is this for real? 

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5 minutes ago, Constant said:

During her most recent performance of the song ‘22’ she held up a 2 and 0 with her hands instead of the usual 2 and 2. 
 

Swiftie speculation would lead me to believe something may be happening on the 20th.

lol my friends

1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Is this for real? 

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Well, it was a deliberate choice. It’s an easter egg for something to do with 20. I’m placing the emphasis on the timing. 

54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Watters may be the dumbest person in television.

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i wonder what his record is is for posts in 24 hours and also the relative correlation to ketchup stains on the wall 

3 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

i wonder what his record is is for posts in 24 hours and also the relative correlation to ketchup stains on the wall 

Wait until tomorrow night after Biden speaks 

1 hour ago, Red Five said:


So weird how they became fake right after Harris entered the race.

Nah, just the people calling polling errors changed

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

That woman has what my New-Jersey-born wife calls a "Pennsylvania shovel-face."

Aka East Texas Box Face, aka North Dakota 9.5.  

 

On 8/7/2024 at 8:01 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Do a series of rallies in all of the locations that he owes money, and each time pay your bill and his at the same time. 
 

Do it, and let the English see you do it. 

 

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I need to scam whoever paid for this billboard. Who's up for some shenanigans?

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6 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

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I need to scam whoever paid for this billboard. Who's up for some shenanigans?

Is that a pro or anti democrat? Seems like a good advertisement. 

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Is that a pro or anti democrat? Seems like a good advertisement. 

I was told anti, but I have no proof.

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So between eating Doritos and wearing converse, Fox News and the GOP are actually on Harris’ payroll? They’re making her so relatable 

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