2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's bad.  Kamala better hammer him over this.

 

Yes, things normal people who totally aren’t lying say. 

[956 Worldwide 34701]

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's bad.  Kamala better hammer him over this.

It won’t land. All the people who understand how shitty this is already fall into one of two camps:

1. Horrified by what Trump means to the military and all other institutions and against him regardless of political inclinations.

2. Completely willing overlook what he means and compartmentalize because they are angry. 
 

Kamala needs to just register this as “yeah, he’s a weird guy who can’t even visit a cemetery normally.”

Her campaign realizes we are all just about vibes now and the effective line for the masses is “Trump’s vibes are off.” 

[cactusflinthead 27598]

putrid carnival barker, draped in one of his ill-fitting suits, is grinning like an idiot as he stands there with his Leaning Tower of Treason posture — and there is it, that patented asinine thumbs-up that says look at me, I’m proudly taking a big smelly shit on all that is sacred.

go hump a flag, you sociopathic fuck.

.

 

[HornPhD 1368]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 And yeah, you never know who you'll bump into there.

I walked into The Tavern one Sunday and the Stanley Cup was on a table near the door. Nobody near it. Just sitting there. 

[Da Fino 2775]

Was this Steven Cheung guy around when trump was president? I assume he’s that big fat guy. That guy is somehow successful at owning narratives. 

[Chad Fuck 17659]

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/27/nx-s1-5091154/trump-arlington-cemetery
 

My god I hate this guy. Using the graves of fallen servicemen as a political prop. He should be condemned to eat bags of dicks forever while dying in an unquenchable everlasting fire.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

 

[Js1 85275]

Dems flipped the Tulsa mayorship - locked out the GOP and 2 Dems advanced to the runoff

It’s actually nonpartisan, but the top 2 candidates both hold elected office as Democrats. The Dem-affiliated candidates combined for nearly 2/3 of the vote, when the GOP incumbent won with 52% four years ago 

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

There must be 350-400 people there!
 

 

That crowd would make Stubb's look empty.

[RDCanecutter 26381]

27 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

I walked into The Tavern one Sunday and the Stanley Cup was on a table near the door. Nobody near it. Just sitting there. 

How much did you get for it?

[The Original Greaser Bob 2822]

Fuck this "abused Arlington staff".  I want "Arlington staff" to beat someone's ass the instant someone tries to abuse them.

[TeeDubya 3362]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Dems flipped the Tulsa mayorship - locked out the GOP and 2 Dems advanced to the runoff

It’s actually nonpartisan, but the top 2 candidates both hold elected office as Democrats. The Dem-affiliated candidates combined for nearly 2/3 of the vote, when the GOP incumbent won with 52% four years ago 

Crazy close:
Tulsa's city elections are officially non-partisan races, but Monroe Nichols is a (D) and so is Karen Keith.  VanNorman is a religious right buffoon:

Nichols:       18,729
Keith            18.457
VanNorman 18,019 (take the L, loser)

[Biff Tannen 45665]

3 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Crazy close:
Tulsa's city elections are officially non-partisan races, but Monroe Nichols is a (D) and so is Karen Keith.  VanNorman is a religious right buffoon:

Nichols:       18,729
Keith            18.457
VanNorman 18,019 (take the L, loser)

[tx 3 putt 76870]

 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2822]

Every day this Jesus guy seems more and more suspect...

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Seems legit to me.  Instead of all of us voting across the United States we should just let Donald Trump tell us which states he will win based on how many signs he sees or who he thinks really, really likes him.  I bet he would tell us he would win all 50 states plus the country of Wakanda. 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

6 million Trump voters in California.  Yes they can make for big crowds. This moron has zero sense of scale or magnitude.  11 million Biden voters also could make big crowds. And are 5 million more in number 

[tx 3 putt 76870]

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

6 million Trump voters in California.  Yes they can make for big crowds. This moron has zero sense of scale or magnitude.  11 million Biden voters also could make big crowds. And are 5 million more in number 

 

who counted the votes ?

 

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

It won’t land. All the people who understand how shitty this is already fall into one of two camps:
1. Horrified by what Trump means to the military and all other institutions and against him regardless of political inclinations.
2. Completely willing overlook what he means and compartmentalize because they are angry. 
 
Kamala needs to just register this as “yeah, he’s a weird guy who can’t even visit a cemetery normally.”
Her campaign realizes we are all just about vibes now and the effective line for the masses is “Trump’s vibes are off.” 

I actually disagree here. Using military graves for a photo op, especially against the cemetery’s wishes while assaulting their employee, is the type of simple, ghoulish story that can extend beyond us politics-obsessed weirdos and take root in the “normie” electorate.

I’m not saying Kamala personally needs to bring it up a lot, but if highlighted correctly by the campaign, it is exactly the type of thing that can turn into a “deplorable” or “47%” type of viral moment that helps define an election.

[RDCanecutter 26381]

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Seems legit to me.  Instead of all of us voting across the United States we should just let Donald Trump tell us which states he will win based on how many signs he sees or who he thinks really, really likes him.  I bet he would tell us he would win all 50 states plus the country of Wakanda. 

Wakanda, fine country beautiful country we love Wakanda and the people love me there. Big Wakandans, Strong Wakandans, they come up to me, tears streeeaming over their facial tattoos-- that's what they do there, put these facial tattoos, like how they ID you, you don't need a wallet or a driver's license, the cop pulls you over, very courteous, they just take a sec to look at your facial tattoos, boom, "Oh hi, Mr. Adelelewakaboomboom, could you please please just slow it down a tad, we have baby elephants on their way to school here." Very courteous. We could learn from my fine Wakandan supporters. Should Wakanda be a state? I don't know. Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe we'll see. I actually think they'd be on the losing end of things, forced to associate with some of our Blue State riff-raff. I'd hate that. Those facial tattoos, you know I'm not impressed with ethnic types but hey. WAKANDA WE LOVE YOOOOU.

Edited August 28 by RDCanecutter
My spelling was stollen.

[jimmyjazz 45887]

I recently drove from SF through Napa, past Sacramento to Lake Tahoe and back.  A good bit of that drive was through farmland, where I assume there would be a higher concentration of Trump supporters than average.

I never once saw a Trump sign.  I saw a bunch of Biden signs, though.  Purely anecdotal, but I think old Donnie might be mistaken.

[Hefeweizen 5310]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I recently drove from SF through Napa, past Sacramento to Lake Tahoe and back.  A good bit of that drive was through farmland, where I assume there would be a higher concentration of Trump supporters than average.

I never once saw a Trump sign.  I saw a bunch of Biden signs, though.  Purely anecdotal, but I think old Donnie might be mistaken.

Wrong part of Cali.  Salinas, Fresno, Bakersfield, and the Central Valley are all pretty trump because of agriculture.  Redding is trumpy as fuck.  Then there’s plenty in the LA area.

[Foosters 17830]

1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

Wrong part of Cali.  Salinas, Fresno, Bakersfield, and the Central Valley are all pretty trump because of agriculture.  Redding is trumpy as fuck.  Then there’s plenty in the LA area.

1.1 million votes for Trump in LA County 

[ChiTownDoc 21143]

No matter what he does it can’t be taken seriously.  Just roll your eyes and call him the weird fuck he is.  Honestly him getting shot at and everyone blowing it off was a great start to all this.  Gotta keep it up and not get dragged into the mud.  

[RDCanecutter 26381]

5 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Wrong part of Cali.  Salinas, Fresno, Bakersfield, and the Central Valley are all pretty trump because of agriculture.  Redding is trumpy as fuck.  Then there’s plenty in the LA area.

AnYtHiNg fOr SaLiiiNaSSSS.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2663]

10 hours ago, safe sex said:

I've been in Austin for about two decades now. I've never eaten at the Tavern 😔

I work a few-ish blocks from there when I'm  in-office M-W, but haven't been in years. Would love to meet up for a happy hour, lunch, or whatever. I wonder if they still have the Mars Attacks pinball game up there. This really used to be my place. Anyway, hit me up for real, if you want:) 

[Upgrayedd 5810]

I can tell by the lack of ad buys here in San Diego Jesus is gonna count the votes.

[Haphap 741]

 

['stache 21795]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Dems flipped the Tulsa mayorship - locked out the GOP and 2 Dems advanced to the runoff

It’s actually nonpartisan, but the top 2 candidates both hold elected office as Democrats. The Dem-affiliated candidates combined for nearly 2/3 of the vote, when the GOP incumbent won with 52% four years ago 

 

1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

Crazy close:
Tulsa's city elections are officially non-partisan races, but Monroe Nichols is a (D) and so is Karen Keith.  VanNorman is a religious right buffoon:

Nichols:       18,729
Keith            18.457
VanNorman 18,019 (take the L, loser)

Definitely a good election night for Tulsa. The current mayor isn't maga, not even close, and I and other young(ish) Tulsans (at the time) supported him against Dewey Bartlett who was an old bastard, a true partisan oil rich Republican. The mayor governed as a true centrist and likely cost himself a political future because the magas around here hate him for being too woke for things like being nice to immigrants and supporting liberal leaning city council members who did good work. He also didn't attend the Trump rally during Covid (the one that killed Herman Cain) although it did piss off a lot of his supporters like me for allowing it to happen at all (although I'm nuanced enough to know how difficult that would have been even if he wanted to turn away a sitting President). The fact that we're now guaranteed a registered democrat at City Hall is just further progress. Brent VanNorman hasn't even live in Tulsa very long (some say he doesn't really live here at all) and thank goodness his maga ass was told to go the fuck away. The liberal and left leaning city council candidates mostly won too but that's been trending for at least a decade now. I hate that we win only by slim margins in the city and are drowned out by the rural maga fucks at the state level but I've said before that my midtown Tulsa bubble is the only reason I can tolerate living here as long as I have, a lot of really good forward thinking people are here doing good work. 

Edited August 28 by 'stache

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

, "Oh hi, Mr. Adelelewakaboomboom, could you please please just slow it down a tad, we have baby elephants on their way to school here."

Snort my beer!  I'm dyin'!

45 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I work a few-ish blocks from there when I'm  in-office M-W, but haven't been in years. Would love to meet up for a happy hour, lunch, or whatever. I wonder if they still have the Mars Attacks pinball game up there. This really used to be my place. Anyway, hit me up for real, if you want:) 

Me too!  @Brisketexan, make it happen!

[tx 3 putt 76870]

2 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Crazy close:
Tulsa's city elections are officially non-partisan races, but Monroe Nichols is a (D) and so is Karen Keith.  VanNorman is a religious right buffoon:

Nichols:       18,729
Keith            18.457
VanNorman 18,019 (take the L, loser)

 

have to get out every vote for nov 5th !!!

[NWBuck 8552]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who counted the votes ?

 

Hang on... He's been ranting about a wall to keep Jesús out of California, and now he wants to take jobs away from American vote counters as well? 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

From that Trae Crowder video I posted:

"Meanwhile you aint even got to do any research to make J.D. look bad. Just turn on the camera and let him exist in front of it. What kind of hillbilly don't know how to bullshit around at a food counter?"

That's great shit.

Vance was a catastrophically bad choice. He's uncomfortable in his own skin and in the age of video, that ain't good. Meanwhile America's dad on the Dem side wants to get a turkey leg and show you his 1969 Scout.
 

Edited August 28 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Underdog 28565]

9 hours ago, HenryJames said:

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/27/nx-s1-5091154/trump-arlington-cemetery

 

Staffer should be grateful not to be tear-gassed. 

[Underdog 28565]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who counted the votes ?

 

Dr. Phil…. JFC!

[Texas Flood 1356]

5 hours ago, Hefeweizen said:

Wrong part of Cali.  Salinas, Fresno, Bakersfield, and the Central Valley are all pretty trump because of agriculture.  Redding is trumpy as fuck.  Then there’s plenty in the LA area.

Central valley is mostly purple and becoming bluer. Biden won LA county with nearly 3/4 of the votes.

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Getting fired up early!

[Bojack 2073]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who counted the votes ?

 

He's saying that Jesus would cheat to make him the winner.

[Francisco 2.0 32386]

 

 

 

[miguelito 11254]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Getting fired up early!

Yes, but they were only assistant pep talks, not head pep talks.

[Fudge Nuggets 19188]

7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I actually disagree here. Using military graves for a photo op, especially against the cemetery’s wishes while assaulting their employee, is the type of simple, ghoulish story that can extend beyond us politics-obsessed weirdos and take root in the “normie” electorate.

I’m not saying Kamala personally needs to bring it up a lot, but if highlighted correctly by the campaign, it is exactly the type of thing that can turn into a “deplorable” or “47%” type of viral moment that helps define an election.

No one but politics-obsessed weirdos knows anything about the incident. 

[Dahobbs 17526]

2 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

No one but politics-obsessed weirdos knows anything about the incident. 

And that's why you advertise it and force the media to cover it. 

Edited August 28 by Dahobbs

[Derka 6152]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

who counted the votes ?

 

Jesus would hate Donald Trump.

[Js1 85275]

10 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

And that's why you advertise it and force the media to cover it. 

Sure they’ll get right on that

[Welch 635]

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

He's saying that Jesus would cheat to make him the winner.

He could bless five votes and turn them into 11,780.

Or, in the case of California, he could turn the five votes into 5,103,822.

[locodos 5387]

8 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Every day this Jesus guy seems more and more suspect...

well he was an anchor baby

[Aqua Buddha 14582]

5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

From that Trae Crowder video I posted:

"Meanwhile you aint even got to do any research to make J.D. look bad. Just turn on the camera and let him exist in front of it. What kind of hillbilly don't know how to bullshit around at a food counter?"

That's great shit.

Vance was a catastrophically bad choice. He's uncomfortable in his own skin and in the age of video, that ain't good. Meanwhile America's dad on the Dem side wants to get a turkey leg and show you his 1969 Scout.
 

Walz should do rallies in the South with Trae Crowder.  People's heads would spin.

[MidTexHorn 822]

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You hear right, my friend.

And the Tavern is perfectly good bar food.  A solid burger.  Tator tots are available as a side, which is always a plus.  And Monday is all-day happy hour, beers are $4 I think.  It's a solid and reliable option for grub, drinks, and yep, catching a game (I've watched soccer matches, baseball games, NBA finals, and plenty of Longhorn football games there over the past 30+ years).  And yeah, you never know who you'll bump into there.

Agreed

[Slacks 6819]

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Jesus would fix Donald Trump.

Jesus didn't hate.