2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Js1 87179]

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

That would be 16 years. That goes back to 2008. Trump ran in 2015. From 2008 until then he was peddling the birther conspiracy theory but he wasn’t running for president. He ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 but was never a serious contender and that’s out of the timeframe anyway. 

Yeah, I ‘member Romney having to go kiss the ring in 2012 

[Welch 640]

4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would be 16 years. 

A senior in college would effectively be in 16th grade.  

That’s ten years after 6th grade, so that sounds like it’s in the ballpark.  2015 -> 2024.

Edited August 30 by Welch

[Red Five 41736]

Probably posted here somewhere, but Dotard says now he was "set up" by the current administration, at Arlington National Cemetery. 

This is just yet another example of something that would have completely tanked any other campaign in history. 

[South Austin 53222]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Probably posted here somewhere, but Dotard says now he was "set up" by the current administration, at Arlington National Cemetery. 

Kamala made me do the thumbs up!

[Pancho 46301]

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would be 16 years. That goes back to 2008. Trump ran in 2015. From 2008 until then he was peddling the birther conspiracy theory but he wasn’t running for president. He ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 but was never a serious contender and that’s out of the timeframe anyway. 

Huh? 16 years?

its 100% possible for a 6th grader in 2014 to be a college senior right now.

 

But let’s not derail this…

[Ghost of LL 15698]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

 

She is going to completely steal this idea within the next 24 hours.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

with bounce

GA +3. 
 

[South Austin 53222]

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

She is going to completely steal this idea within the next 24 hours.

She’s going to get Mexico to pay for all of America’s IVF.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20913]

Just read that IVF costs 15-30k per cycle and is sometimes not successful, necessitating another round.

I just wonder what conservatives who actually favor small government must think of this.  I really don't understand it, to be honest. He's not going to get any women who weren't going to vote for him before to vote for him because of this but he very well might lose some of the traditional small government conservatives who are nauseated by the pandering. 

It offers up an opportunity for Kamala: "Look, these treatments are incredibly costly. They will grow the debt at a time when fiscal responsibility is in order.  Government should not be a nanny state."  

Edited August 30 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[HOOKEM4 5176]

10 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

She is going to completely steal this idea within the next 24 hours.

As she should. Anytime turnip says he will do anything that the dems agree with (that they have clearly outlined he was previously against), they should double down and keep pulling the rope. It will pull turnip in a glass corner and she can fuck the shit out him at the debates. 

Edited August 30 by HOOKEM4
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10 hours ago, Pancho said:

They have nothing lol

 

Yeah, I doubt most people list their high school and college jobs on their resumes.  Hell, I had a buddy who spent two months at a truck stop giving blow jobs in the shower stalls.   It was nothing to be ashamed of outside of being labeled as a sex worker or something, but he still told everybody he was cleaning the shower stalls at the truck stop, and I doubt even the story about cleaning the stalls ended up on his resume.

[Slacks 7057]

On 8/28/2024 at 5:30 PM, mdmost said:

https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4852429-what-arlington-national-cemetery-rules-say-about-politicizing-grounds/

The Hatch Act

Still doesn't.

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7 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

My fear has always been that those people will vote for the abortion referendum and then, thinking that they've protected abortion rights in their state, feel able to vote for Trump for president.

If they are paying attention enough to know that abortion is on the ballot and are concerned enough to support it, they most likely know Vance wants to shut it down nationally and that Trump has flip-flopped on it multiple times.

[WhatTheBuck 28929]

20 minutes ago, Welch said:

A senior in college would effectively be in 16th grade.  

That’s ten years after 6th grade, so that sounds like it’s in the ballpark.  2015 -> 2024.

Oops. Heh heh. I think after calculating the 16th grade I forgot where I was and that turned into 16 years. Trying to divide my attention between that, the Rutgers game, and the UNC-Minnesota pregame. (Go Gophers!)

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6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bro was in Marines, he probably believes shit like Army is beneath him.

And those of us who were in the Army know you have to keep bowls of crayons around so the Marines don’t get too hungry.

[Bozo_Casanova 26848]

13 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

conservatives who actually favor small government

Who?

Edited August 30 by Bozo_Casanova

[SaucyJack 3520]

4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

That tie is 8 feet long 

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Just appears that way because he's got his pants pulled all the way up to his armpits to full cover his FUPA

 

 

57 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Everything sounds great in a Mexican radio announcer's voice. Those motherfuckers love life, every word hitting like fresh rivets from a dude who just found out his 20-year-old mistress is going to name her baby after him and this one will bring him pride, hombre, not like that slacker poet gorducho ese sitting on the sofa at home playing sus bloop bloop bloop videojueguiiiitos to' el pinche día weyyy.

Yeah. So when I taught Spanish, and Tyler and Kendra would mope through their readings, I'd stop them, and ask them to get in touch with their inner Mexican radio announcers. Dunno if it helped, but at least I was less bored.

 

[SydneyCarton 49484]

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

FIFY

 

 

Yes. Insurance costs won’t go up universally to account for this. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I waited tables at Convict Hill Restaurant a jillion years ago.  While I was there, they instituted an AYCE fried shrimp night.  In order to have sufficient available fried shrimp to reload plates, they just kept frying batches and dumping them into a big metal bin under a heat lamp where the rest of the food orders would come up.  I'd stand there waiting on my other plates (a steak, meatloaf, whatever).....and pop fried shrimp into my mouth by the dozen.  Seriously, I'd eat probably 40 shrimp a shift every night we ran that special.

I was either never caught, or nobody who saw me gave a shit.

NO RAGRETS.

Also, "Server at Convict Hill Restaurant" hasn't ever been on any of my resumes.  Although maybe it should be.

Beat ya to it.  And it wasn't from my time at Red Lobster (and a fine time that was as well).

Holy shit neighbor.  Born, raised and currently living in Oak Hill. Many memories of the Convict Hill restaurant as a kid. 

[Js1 87179]

Yeah he decided that on the fly 

 

and now the GOP is like

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6 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

he is the author of the GOP paradigm shift that says you can’t be against the other person on ideas and policy, you have to personally demonize your opponent.   I am not saying that he invented negative campaigning, but he did insist that his contract with America troops start personally attacking Democrats and accusing them of horrific things to gain an electoral advantage.   It was so tremendously effective that it was adopted universally by the GOP.   Karl Rove fine tuned it - in that he discovered inventing bullshit wedge issues - like flag burning laws - allowed the GOP to accuse Democrats of being anti-American…. (Instead of being advocates of protecting constitutionally permissible rights. )

 

Can you imagine MAGA freaking out over the idea of Ronald Reagan being good friend Tip O’Neil?

 Even when things would get heated between them politically, they were still friends “after 6 o’clock” as O’Neil would say.

Gingrich rising to power as the Clintons came in wrecked all of that.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Holy shit. Going hard

Don't be an unlikeable creep and people are willing to help you.

 

[Ted Lange 16411]

 

People in the crowd

[The Dog 44859]

 

[Francisco 2.0 32587]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Pato del Muerto 53477]

47 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just read that IVF costs 15-30k per cycle and is sometimes not successful, necessitating another round.

Wonder if he means to include egg donation in the give away. We had to go to Europe for that because American women and the companies they bank their eggs charge a LOT for them. And in Czechia there are laws in place to limit it.  
So much money in fees built in to take advantage of couples desperate to have a family. 

[butthurt 1568]

 

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Putting in extra work to win over women.

 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

 

[locodos 5591]

5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

That tie is 8 feet long 

I just hope that if he ever goes to jail, they let him take it with him.

Edited August 30 by locodos
every?

[locodos 5591]

47 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes. Insurance costs won’t go up universally to account for this. 

pffft Don't worry that will be paid by the government when they cut school lunches, SNAP, and public school funding!

[TexLonghorn 5737]

 

[The Original Greaser Bob 2888]

Holy shit, that SC beauty tweet.  Outdoing his own shitiness every day.

[quigley 1565]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The R candidate is saying there will be a government healthcare initiative to pay for conception by means alternative to the natural means set up by god himself?

Chuck Shumer should bring it to a vote in the Senate in October.

[Js1 87179]

1 minute ago, quigley said:

Chuck Shumer should bring it to a vote in the Senate in October.

I love that 

[quigley 1565]

23 minutes ago, butthurt said:

 

 

 

JD Vance bullying his own supporter.

His wife isn't an idiot. How does she let him in the door?

[quigley 1565]

49 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Thank you for sharing this ad. It's great because it's all true. And allows Trumps own words to bury him. Disgusting. Powerful.

[shakahorn 1656]

3 hours ago, Chopper said:

Y'all are never gonna believe this story. (yes that's sarcasm)

 

rest of story from https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-koch-brothers-americans-for-prosperity-florida-black-b2602528.html

 

 

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

Welcome to the face eating leopards party!

[BrickHorn 18447]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. He’s going to piss off the abortion fuckheads…

And the low taxes uber alles / “Who’s going to pay for that?” fuckheads as well.

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

11 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

 

Welcome to the face eating leopards party!

I think you mean  black panthers party.

[Scheiss Meister 8468]

Turnip is just imitating his hero, Hitler.  In 1933 labor leaders and unions asked to have May 1 as a holiday to celebrate labor.  Hitler approved the holiday for union members, then outlawed labor unions the next day.  Turnip's plan would offer free IVF, then outlaw it.

[TexEx15 17939]

So refreshing.

[Francisco 2.0 32587]

Maybe it's real, maybe not.  Fuck if I know. 

 

 

Edited August 30 by Francisco 2.0

[TexEx15 17939]

 

[BurntOrange&White 41857]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Yeah he decided that on the fly 

 

and now the GOP is like

So they're not pro life, huh?

[Biff Tannen 46163]

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Not real

[Js1 87179]

 

[tx 3 putt 78676]

 

[Dahobbs 18318]

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

What exactly is the point of that question? 

[Js1 87179]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

What exactly is the point of that question? 

The media being shitheads 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Seems like this is the general vibe

 

[Biff Tannen 46163]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Like the Sizzler opened up a hospital.