2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Gap03 3,386]

17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This country is so cooked.

 

 

This is what happens when the lazy migrant hordes take off a fall and don't give Fox the scary imagery they need in preparation for the election - the GQP have to fall back to Facebook / Twitter for super-scary (but obviously bullshit) anecdotes to make up for the lack of Fox airtime.  Gawwwd, these MFers have no fucking shame.

[WhatTheBuck 28,930]

3 hours ago, bluto said:

You sure about that gif?

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/shania-twain-says-shed-have-voted-for-trump-issues-apology-627778/

“I would have voted for him because, even though he was offensive, he seemed honest. Do you want straight or polite? Not that you shouldn’t be able to have both. If I were voting, I just don’t want bullshit,”
 

She’s a fucking moron. 

[Red Five 41,738]

Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????"

1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal. 

['stache 22,143]

I guess enough Hispanics are pushing back on his rhetoric, so he found an ethnic group to attack that doesn't necessarily vote. God we're a stupid fucking country.

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????"

1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal. 

If only a senator from Ohio was informed, maybe they could do something to help!

[Chopper 17,432]

On 9/7/2024 at 4:50 PM, Chopper said:

Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday

 

Diaper Don saw the Penzeys video, promptly shit his pants and began smashing all the herbs and spices in his kitchen against the wall. Fortunately for the cleaning staff his kitchen is only stocked with salt and vanilla. 

[Js1 87,183]

Lol he wants to run against Biden so bad 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,551]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol he wants to run against Biden so bad 

He's gonna get de-cleated tomorrow night and he knows it. 

[texasdago 7,770]

14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Diaper Don saw the Penzeys video, promptly shit his pants and began smashing all the herbs and spices in his kitchen against the wall. Fortunately for the cleaning staff his kitchen is only stocked with salt and vanilla. 

BINGO!

[Sawbonz 28,222]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Vance's policy for childcare is to make the grandparents do it for you

[Radical Larry 28,822]

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's gonna get de-cleated tomorrow night and he knows it. 

[atomheartbevo 90,650]

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Nikki has seen the internal numbers (or was told). She knows this is where Trump is getting killed. They’re trying everything to make it stop. This is one of Trump’s favorite shows. They know he is watching. This interview and comment was for a party of one.  But Donald won’t listen. Especially not coming from a woman.

The fact that Trump is publicly saying he's going to prosecute al kinds of election officials, judges, donors, election workers, etc. for stealing the election means he believes he's already lost, and is laying the groundwork to once again tell everybody that the election was stolen from him, and it's not his fault.

4 hours ago, retread said:

I think a quick 'this is not a serious candidate and he won't even answer the questions posed to him' will be enough to rattle him a bit. Then go on to her answer.

Or just mock him for refusing the answer the question, say he's too scared to answer the question because he's afraid he'll upset MAGA - witness his trying to dance around abortion, which he knows is a losing issue for Republicans. 

[Js1 87,183]

5 minutes ago, texasdago said:

BINGO!

Speaking of

Official Harris campaign bingo cards

Edited September 9 by Js1

[chainsaw 10,292]

25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Slobberin' Steve Sarkisian goes to an ultra Wing T, Pass Hating, "big house", which I hear has terrible, overrated defense, and calls for "composure." As people begin to realize that he is a Californian, FAR MORE CREATIVE than Crazy Nick Saban, or even Pete "Big Balls" Carroll, his AP rating is beginning to crash. Who is Texas going to put in next? How about a Herman comeback?

[Gatorubet 30,720]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Well thanks for nothing, because Redneck Woman has been stuck in my head all morning at the gym

Count me among the fortunate souls who have never heard the song. 

I assume it’s about a woman who takes her kids to Walmart - and how her inattention leads to one of them (the youngest) being injured in the store by her siblings. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Slobberin' Steve Sarkisian goes to an ultra Wing T, Pass Hating, "big house", which I hear has terrible, overrated defense, and calls for "composure." As people begin to realize that he is a Californian, FAR MORE CREATIVE than Crazy Nick Saban, or even Pete "Big Balls" Carroll, his AP rating is beginning to crash. Who is Texas going to put in next? How about a Herman comeback?

Keep that shit out of CR!

[tbone_ 14,447]

Count me among the fortunate souls who have never heard the song. 
I assume it’s about a woman who takes her kids to Walmart - and how her inattention leads to one of them (the youngest) being injured in the store by her siblings. 

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

[G650 14,437]

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

That's uncalled for

[Thatguy 9,366]

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Speaking of

Official Harris campaign bingo cards

Might be the greatest troll job by a politician I've ever seen.

[Js1 87,183]

reversed the brain dead court of appeals decisions, 5-2

[Gatorubet 30,720]

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

So - I nailed it!

[chainsaw 10,292]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

reversed the brain dead court of appeals decisions, 5-2

In before Justice Alito

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,922]

12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

That sounds like a song written by Chat GPT.  "Hey Chat GPT, write a song about redneck women and include a pickup truck, drinking beer at honky tonks, driving an 18 wheeler, and babies"

Chat GPT responds:
 

Well, I'm a redneck woman, born and bred,

With a pickup truck and a queen-sized bed.

I cruise the backroads, dust in my hair,

Got a cooler full of beer, don't need no flair.

 

(Chorus)

I'm a redneck woman, tough as nails,

You'll find me at the honky-tonk,

where the jukebox wails.

I drive an 18-wheeler, or ride shotgun with my man,

With a baby on my hip, I'm the heart of this land.

 

(Verse 2)

I ain't into fancy, I'm a simple gal,

Give me a cold one, and I'll tell you all.

About my life in denim, boots, and a tank top,

Living loud, loving hard, never gonna stop.

 

(Chorus)

I'm a redneck woman, ain't no high-class dame,

I'm just a product of my raising, call it by my name.

I say "yee-haw" and "howdy", keep my life straightforward,

My truck's my castle, and my dog's my bodyguard.

 

(Bridge)

We roll into town, headlights shining bright,

Tailgate's down, we're living right.

With country music blaring, under the stars we dance,

In the back of that truck, we take a chance.

 

(Verse 3)

I know every word to Hank and Waylon too,

My life's a country song, through and through. W

ith babies laughing, and beer cans clinking,

This redneck life, ain't no one shrinking.

 

(Chorus)

I'm a redneck woman, with a heart of gold,

In my world, stories are bold.

I keep my roots deep, in the Southern soil,

Here's to my sisters, with country style.

 

(Outro)
So here's to all my sisters, out there keeping it real,

Let me hear a big "hell yeah", let's feel that thrill.

Hell yeah, for the redneck girls like me,

Living our truth, wild and free.

 

 

Edited September 9 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Underdog 29,190]

GDit, y'all! 

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

Tbone is out of bounds for that. Move to change his username to coco. 

[Underdog 29,190]

You mofos made me do it... 

 

[Js1 87,183]

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

In 538's simulator, if Harris wins NC, she wins the Electoral College 91% of the time

Edited September 9 by Js1

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

Just now, Js1 said:

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

What happened to add it to the pile?

[Js1 87,183]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

What happened to add it to the pile?

I don't think I like you today.

[BrickHorn 18,447]

Just now, Js1 said:

I don't think I like you today.

Add him to the pile.

[Chips O'Toole 1,442]

BUT THE NYT POLL LAST WEEK SHOWS TRUMP AHEAD NATION-WIDE.

JFC, they were even stirring panic on NPR this morning with that one single poll, that if IIRC, JS found was +3 R within the sample.

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Add him to the pile.

[Js1 87,183]

4 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

BUT THE NYT POLL LAST WEEK SHOWS TRUMP AHEAD NATION-WIDE.

JFC, they were even stirring panic on NPR this morning with that one single poll, that if IIRC, JS found was +3 R within the sample.

It was.

Their June poll was dead even (31-31-31 D/R/I) and their September poll was suddenly 31-34-29 D/R/I.  Remember that Gallup had Dems at 78% enthusiasm compared to GOP's 64% just a week and a half ago

2020 was D+1 (37/36/26) and 2016 was D+3 (36/33/31)

 

Edited September 9 by Js1

[SydneyCarton 49,504]

36 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Might be the greatest troll job by a politician I've ever seen.

She should take one out on the debate stage with her and tell everyone and mark it down as they go. 

[Red Five 41,738]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

She should take one out on the debate stage with her and tell everyone and mark it down as they go. 

Four minutes into the debate: 

Trump: "The January 6 hostages have been treated very unfairly by Comrade Harris!"

Harris: "Bingo!! (holds up card)" 

[atomheartbevo 90,650]

26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You mofos made me do it... 

 

 

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26,851]

2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

This is what happens when the lazy migrant hordes take off a fall and don't give Fox the scary imagery they need in preparation for the election - the GQP have to fall back to Facebook / Twitter for super-scary (but obviously bullshit) anecdotes to make up for the lack of Fox airtime.  Gawwwd, these MFers have no fucking shame.

Ohio has Haitians eating cats, we had UncleBoobs 

Edited September 9 by Bozo_Casanova

[C-Man 27,779]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Did GWB endorse Trump in '16 or '20? I can't recall.

 

I think the last POTUS candidate that W endorsed was Romney in 2012.

 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I liked the song, and I like her as a singer, but anyone surprised at her endorsement of Trump has not been paying attention.

 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit!

That is an epic graphic

[Chuckie Finster 23,079]

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

In 538's simulator, if Harris wins NC, she wins the Electoral College 91% of the time

Yesterday: Kamala losing the popular vote

Today: Kamala winning NC by 3

 

This really is an election where you can frame it however the fuck you want.

[DDD Dad 14,650]

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

[ConferenceRoom 6,214]

Just now, DDD Dad said:

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

[Pato del Muerto 53,504]

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

No that would be “Brenda put your bra on” by Ashley mcbryde. 
 

I’ll let @tbone_ post the lyrics 

Edited September 9 by Pato del Muerto

[Brisketexan 106,899]

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I'll show myself out.

Oh, no need for that, we've already decided to toss your ass out.

[Superhero 9,023]

58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

In 538's simulator, if Harris wins NC, she wins the Electoral College 91% of the time

 

[Pancho 46,312]

[Pancho 46,312]

 

[Pancho 46,312]

 

[Js1 87,183]

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Yeah, the Virginia Beach race I talked about, where Kiggans won by 10k, and IA-01, that the GOP won by 6 votes in 2020. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

A second Harris +3 poll has dropped 

NORTH CAROLINA: Harris 49%, Trump 46%, Stein 1%

GEORGIA: Trump 49%, Harris 45%, West 1%, De la Cruz 1%

https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3904

[TexEx15 17,950]

 

[Chopper 17,432]