2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[SydneyCarton 47488]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude if you want to fuck Laura Loomer, that's on you.  Let your freak flag fly.

Hardly. I just think you're skipping over how, in general, statistically, how much of America is ugly and fat. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11582]

13 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Do you keep this guy around just so you can dunk on him over and over?

the "wouldn't have no clue" guy has to be careful dunking on anyone.

[Biff Tannen 45233]

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hardly. I just think you're skipping over how, in general, statistically, how much of America is ugly and fat. 

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?  
 

UNDATEABLE!

[Chewbacca 7630]

3 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

the "wouldn't have no clue" guy has to be careful dunking on anyone.

LOL.  Doc can dunk on about 99.9% of Surly, let alone idiots like this.  If only he was a doctor, his words (and not one typo) would carry more weight, right?

[Slacks 6727]

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

How did she end up with Grumpy Cat?

Not letting someone Haitian (looking) eat her cat... Allegedly... Perhaps.

[InkaUtexas 24936]

3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Not letting someone Haitian (looking) eat her cat... Allegedly... Perhaps.

Maybe he got trapped in a couch hiding from someone trying to fuck it. And she rescued the couch from a Ohio based center for traumatized couches and cats. Called Parlor Pussy Rescue. Used to be a strip club at night and discount bible shop during the day. But at least the couch was not burned like others in Ohio.

 

[atomheartbevo 89085]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

She endorsed Biden in 2020 and then went and had a tour that grossed billions.  

Most Republican talking heads know this, because they bitched about it during the DNC convention when people thought she was going to show.  They were bashing in her in advance of her making an appearance, then she didn't, and they went back to talking about other stuff.  That's what the outrage is so fake.

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The greatest self own ive ever seen

Sometimes I wonder if Vance is doing some performance art bullshit when he says stuff like this.  Like he's bored and going through the motions, waiting for 2028.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?  
 

UNDATEABLE!

But not unfuckable.

[Js1 83746]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Most Republican talking heads know this, because they bitched about it during the DNC convention when people thought she was going to show.  They were bashing in her in advance of her making an appearance, then she didn't, and they went back to talking about other stuff.  That's what the outrage is so fake.

Sometimes I wonder if Vance is doing some performance art bullshit when he says stuff like this.  Like he's bored and going through the motions, waiting for 2028.

He is quite quitting. He was sold an easily winnable race against 97 year old Joe Biden and now he’s seen the entire thing turn upside down since late July 

[Chopper 16730]

"This <pregnant pause> former President..." Just saw this moment of the debate, didn't see it in this thread so siap. No words.

 

 

[Gatorubet 29796]

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

But not unfuckable

Edited September 11 by Gatorubet

[Longhorn_Fan68 33723]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

He is quite quitting. He was sold an easily winnable race against 97 year old Joe Biden and now he’s seen the entire thing turn upside down since late July 

too late. his name is already on the ballots and they're already having to stretch the legal system to get RFK's name off ballots. as some pointed out, early voting starts in a week in some states. they made their bed...

or do you mean he's setting himself for a soft landing when the inevitable fail happens? That I can believe

[Longhorn_Fan68 33723]

2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

"This <pregnant pause> former President..." Just saw this moment of the debate, didn't see it in this thread so siap. No words.

 

 

yeah, that was the "this motherfucker" never uttered, but heard round the world

[Js1 83746]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

too late. his name is already on the ballots and they're already having to stretch the legal system to get RFK's name off ballots. as some pointed out, early voting starts in a week in some states. they made their bed...

or do you mean he's setting himself for a soft landing when the inevitable fail happens? That I can believe

The second. It’s too late to be taken off so the least he can do is just the bare minimum and pin the entire loss on Trump 

[chainsaw 9668]

 

[tx 3 putt 75616]

8 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

too late. his name is already on the ballots and they're already having to stretch the legal system to get RFK's name off ballots. as some pointed out, early voting starts in a week in some states. they made their bed...

or do you mean he's setting himself for a soft landing when the inevitable fail happens? That I can believe

 

burning though that cash 

[Aqua Buddha 14263]

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

Take the loss you fucking pussy.

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

 

Talk about a transformation.  Let's set aside for a moment that she is a truly horrendous person that has few, if any, redeeming qualities about herself.

Someone, somewhere, sometime ago damaged her so badly that combined with her low self esteem led her down the path she is on today, physically speaking.

 

[Goredho 17183]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So it begins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait until Kid Rock hosts his @BygoneHonkyRappers4Trump phone bank before you count your chickens, libtards!

[Foosters 17638]

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Talk about a transformation.  Let's set aside for a moment that she is a truly horrendous person that has few, if any, redeeming qualities about herself.

Someone, somewhere, sometime ago damaged her so badly that combined with her low self esteem led her down the path she is on today, physically speaking.

 

again, that is a photoshop. No doubt she looks like a plasticine corpse stuffed with silicone in real life, but lets at least make sure we've got the real photo

[Js1 83746]

VCU: Harris +10 in VA. Same poll had Trump +3 in their mid-July poll 

10.1 was Biden’s 2020 margin in VA

[C-Man 26765]

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

[Derka 5669]

 

[Chopper 16730]

Free download, surely designed to annoy any trumptard who looks at your phone screen.

https://store.kamalaharris.com/defeat-donald-trump-phone-wallpapers-digital-download/

[InkaUtexas 24936]

31 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 

1- Gestapo looking mother fucker. Not the reporter of course.

2- The hard working Hispanic communities will benefit. Well not if you deport them dumb ass.

3- I am sure the reporter is now on some Maga list.

Miller is the one I just despise. Fucker is evil incarnate.

[yoladu 4045]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

Loomer is hideous, but i cant stop laughing at the little man next to her.

[ChiTownDoc 20907]

1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:

Do you keep this guy around just so you can dunk on him over and over?

It’s therapeutic.  He’s a nice guy.  And used to fund a lot of my ragers when I was poor.  Those were good times.  So he earned the right to be dunked on.  

[Doc Sam Beckett 5729]

10 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Loomer is hideous, but i cant stop laughing at the little man next to her.

That's Gary Peterson's asshole son

[TexasEd 8030]

8 hours ago, bolverk said:

This whole thing with Haitians eating cats -- they're trying to make it their own couch fucking moment on the internet, but they can't make it work because they're

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weird.

 

What makes the Vance couch fucking thing work (even though it's played out now) is the absolute absurdity of it it. A) There are no victims except for the butt of the joke, Vance; B) It's objectively funny picturing a recently post-pubescent, sweaty teenage Vance desperately trying to get his nut with a couch; and C) No one of any stature in the party actually tried to convince anyone it was a true story -- just a wink and a nod to the joke.

These fucking psychos run with some shit where A) There would be real victims like Mr. Whiskers, Fluffy, and Sir Meowsalot; B) The purported perpetrators are an underprivileged minority group, allowing Trump/Vance to punch down on an out-group; C) The "joke" gives license to the Cult to go out and hunt down immigrants as if they were a threat; and D) That interview with Vance and Trump's comments in the debate aren't sly little references to the joke. They're talking about it as if it were really happening as if they actually believed the bullshit story which, either way, reveals how disturbingly weird these fuckers are.

Right, it would Not even be fair to say the equivalent to Trump talking about eating cats in the debate for Harris would have been calling Vance a couch molester or sofa fornicator in the debate. 

Not even close the the same in what the underlying messages really mean and the unspoken license to hate and do damage.

[gmr548 16316]

8 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

That's Gary Peterson's asshole, son

Who else read it like this?

[gmr548 16316]

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

Imagine being a MAGA parent and having to tell your teenage daughter that you aren't going to take her to the Eras tour because she supports Kamala. This ought to make quite a few Democrats for life out of some Swifties. 

The irony is that the right wing media outrage machine has built the whole thing up way beyond its actual impact. Taylor Swift's endorsement is not going to have some monumental impact on the race.

[atomheartbevo 89085]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just like the abortion after birth nonsense

Turns out it's real

[Slacks 6727]

I wish Thujone would do the thing for this.

[atomheartbevo 89085]

3 minutes ago, Slacks said:

I wish Thujone would do the thing for this.

He could do a rollercoaster for the speech.

[Sawbonz 26912]

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

 

Why does it take an “immigrant” reporter to hold these evil fucks to account? 
 

American reporters should be ashamed

[Francisco 2.0 32230]

 

 

 

[Sawbonz 26912]

“Venezuelan gang members” are the new MS13?

[Bullneck 18783]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Trump clearly has a record of only hiring the best people. What could go wrong hiring Laura Loomer for debate prep?

 

[Chad Fuck 17311]

 
 
 

Cowards, bullies and weaklings.

So weird.

[Chopper 16730]

"How resounding was the win?" sounds like a good question!

https://archive.ph/BHDvI#selection-1711.130-1711.176

[Bullneck 18783]

5 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Pretty sure Elon meant he’d give Taylor one of his actual kids.

 

 

[TexEx15 17361]

 

[Sawbonz 26912]

Trump media may not be above 12 by the 20th

[NWBuck 8535]

2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

I too would like to touch her pussy

[atomheartbevo 89085]

22 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

“Venezuelan gang members” are the new MS13?

The Haitian pet eaters is a thing because if they say "Jamaican", it'll be too on the nose for the racism.

[Bullneck 18783]

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump media may not be above 12 by the 20th

[The Dog 43492]

46 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

The irony is that the right wing media outrage machine has built the whole thing up way beyond its actual impact. Taylor Swift's endorsement is not going to have some monumental impact on the race.

She's got three tour dates in Florida right before early voting begins there. Might not swing the state but it will cause some MAGA heartburn.

[Underdog 28241]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Rock. Star. 

[tx ind 6904]

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Fucking brilliant, so all those people couldn’t hear Trump before and Joe turned on the volume for them, sneaky m’fer

[OU Sucks 8680]

28 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

That's probably why she got all that work done....every time she did one of those "which celebrity do you look like?" things, she kept getting Trevor Lawrence.