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Posted
15 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Robinson using the Eddie Murphy “wasn’t me” defense is hilarious.

“But that’s the same username you used elsewhere, and your email was attached to it, and the language was identical to your Facebook posts, and…..”
“Wasn’t me.”

Continuing the Eddie Murphy line, it’s like the old SNL Buckwheat assassination sketches, where they asked people about the shooter and they would respond with “oh he was such a polite and nice young man” and when asked if they think he did it, the response was “oh yes, that’s all he ever talked about was shooting Buckwheat.”

If it was one or two random adult sites, and no comments, sure, maybe somebody was fucking with him (we’ve all pranked people by signing them up on those sites, and even though we couldn’t do the email confirmation it had to be amusing for the people we were pranking).  But wow, this guy was getting off more on posting about stuff than any porn he looked at.  And throw in the porn stores he frequented and the booths he decorated with his seed.

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Posted

FAU (National)

Harris 50, Trump 45 (+5)

Previous was Harris 49, Trump 45

Who will win?

54-46 say Harris - 91% of Dems say Harris, 86% of GOP say Trump and independents think Harris will win 56-44

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

FAU (National)

Harris 50, Trump 45 (+5)

Previous was Harris 49, Trump 45

Who will win?

54-46 say Harris - 91% of Dems say Harris, 86% of GOP say Trump and independents think Harris will win 56-44

45 seems like his ceiling, nationally. Possibly also his floor (I was hoping it would be closer to 40) but some of that is probably just a mix of people who hate Biden and transfer that hate to Kamala and people who hate black candidates but aren't necessarily in love with Trump.

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Continuing the Eddie Murphy line, it’s like the old SNL Buckwheat assassination sketches, where they asked people about the shooter and they would respond with “oh he was such a polite and nice young man” and when asked if they think he did it, the response was “oh yes, that’s all he ever talked about was shooting Buckwheat.”

If it was one or two random adult sites, and no comments, sure, maybe somebody was fucking with him (we’ve all pranked people by signing them up on those sites, and even though we couldn’t do the email confirmation it had to be amusing for the people we were pranking).  But wow, this guy was getting off more on posting about stuff than any porn he looked at.  And throw in the porn stores he frequented and the booths he decorated with his seed.

I've got to tell you, between this and telling a kid that you fucked his mother, I question if your particular flavor of sense of humor is what one might consider to be Mainstream. 

4 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Honestly did not know she had children 

That's going to be a narrative, I'm sure. "First she claimed to be black, and now she's claiming children that aren't hers either!"

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Posted
2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've got to tell you, between this and telling a kid that you fucked his mother, I question if your particularly flavor of sense of humor is what one might consider to be Mainstream. 

The guy apparently chooses atom heart mother as his floyd album. He is out of the mainstream. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The guy apparently chooses atom heart mother as his floyd album. He is out of the mainstream. 

I mean, at least he didn't roll with Ummagumma. Although I can certanily see him making an impassioned speech that Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict is both his favorite song, as well as his favorite fetish. 

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Posted
18 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's going to be a narrative, I'm sure. "First she claimed to be black, and now she's claiming children that aren't hers either!"

Uhh, hello, Mcfly, the Democrats are coming for your children!

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Posted
11 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, at least he didn't roll with Ummagumma. Although I can certanily see him making an impassioned speech that Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In a Cave and Grooving With a Pict is both his favorite song, as well as his favorite fetish. 

Now that I’m old, High Hopes is my favorite song.  I drive other fans crazy with that one.

Posted
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Now that I’m old, High Hopes is my favorite song.  I drive other fans crazy with that one.

High hopes is a great song.  I mean the verse lyrics are a little try hard but the music and the chorus are outstanding. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The Slorch position but he doesn't see the sarcasm. They're literally the same.

To be fair, consdiering what he drank the other night, Slorth just might not be able to see at all. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

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What about the party whose presidential candidate just this week threatened that if he loses his cultists will blame them and cause them harm?

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Posted
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. Biden stepping down voluntarily is a coup but changing the electoral structure of your state’s votes 7 weeks from the election is totally normal. 
 

I swear to god if we get all 3 chambers at any point of the next presidency, pack the court, make dc and PR states, fuck the filibuster, and enact a new voter rights act that outlaws gerrymandering and implements ranked choice voting, and overturn citizens united. 

it’ll take a generation for the shrieking to subside, but it will eventually and we’ll be better for it. 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’m sure I’m missing something, but that’s The Aristocrats today’s GOP.

 

You aren't missing anything, but it's not noon yet, and there's always the possibility of a Friday 5 PM news dump on the hopes no one will notice.

 

 

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Posted
1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

You aren't missing anything, but it's not noon yet, and there's always the possibility of a Friday 5 PM news dump on the hopes no one will notice.

With the ass-to-mouth and Nazi stuff, RFK’s affair, and Trump blaming the Jews, if something needs to be dumped, this is damned sure the Friday on which to dump it.

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Posted

GOP twitter pushing walz sold nuclear secrets to china when a howitzer manual went missing during his stint. Of course, all sources anonymous and zero corroboration outside of those sources but get ready for hannity and co to pounce on it. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, bluto said:

GOP twitter pushing walz sold nuclear secrets to china when a howitzer manual went missing during his stint. Of course, all sources anonymous and zero corroboration outside of those sources but get ready for hannity and co to pounce on it. 

I didn't realize the Minesota National Guard had access to nuclear secrets at any level. 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I didn't realize the Minesota National Guard had access to nuclear secrets at any level. 

Is the other insinuation that we have nuclear projectiles fired by howitzer?  Or did he just write the stuff down on the manual?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

 

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According to Camilla Green, the 59-year-old congressman is living life “deceived” by the affair with what she described as a 32-year-old woman from a Washington-based news organization.

“I want to make others aware of how readily available ‘predators’ are for our husbands. If my story can prevent this tragedy from happening to someone else, I will tell it,” the note reads. 

Not the Onion.

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Posted
GOP twitter pushing walz sold nuclear secrets to china when a howitzer manual went missing during his stint. Of course, all sources anonymous and zero corroboration outside of those sources but get ready for hannity and co to pounce on it. 

Man, wait until they hear what Trump did. They’re gonna be so pissed!
Posted
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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wife told me one time that i sounded like a runaway diesel...  

the moral of the story...my wife knows what runaway diesel is, which is hot af.

so i got that going for me...

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Posted
18 hours ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. Biden stepping down voluntarily is a coup but changing the electoral structure of your state’s votes 7 weeks from the election is totally normal. 
 

I swear to god if we get all 3 chambers at any point of the next presidency, pack the court, make dc and PR states, fuck the filibuster, and enact a new voter rights act that outlaws gerrymandering and implements ranked choice voting, and overturn citizens united. 

it’ll take a generation for the shrieking to subside, but it will eventually and we’ll be better for it. 

They are going shriek hysterically anyway, might as well give them something significant to bitch about besides tan suits.

 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

I’m glad she’s doing things like this to reach the younger voters.

I want her to do Hot Ones so badly but I don’t think they’ll go so political 

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29 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

 

Not the Onion.

tl;dr pussy is undefeated

Posted (edited)
9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm going to laugh if this helps cost the Republicans NC's 15 electoral votes.

And this is not even the weirdest fetish concerning a Republican I've heard in the last 24 hours, although the "Black Nazi" and all of the ass-to-mouth stuff with the sister-in-law was taking it to an 10.5, not gonna lie.

There's also a group of reportedly close statewide races in NC

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

it’s going to get a lot weirder. In the past 24 hours we’ve had:

  • Trump blaming Jews if he loses
  • The NC gubernatorial candidate being outed as a self-declared Black Nazi who eats his sister-in-law’s ass out
  • Gaetz being caught up in legal filings over a drug-fueled orgy with an underage girl.
  • Vance declaring that he will call all Haitian immigrants illegals regardless of their actual status
  • RFK Jr being busted for banging a reporter who was trying to boost him for Prez and hurting Biden and Harris at the same time.

I’m sure I’m missing something, but that’s The Aristocrats today’s GOP.

Yes, you missed the GOP's "Leading Thinker and Moralist" and anti-immigration enthusiast, Chris Rufo, getting discovered for having an Ashley Madison account to cheat on his wife, who migrated to the US illegally. He's one of the main guys who writes on behalf of the GOP's racist and christian fascism.  

31 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel:

 

Not the Onion.

This affair also involved a reporter. If you search Axios and the Rep's name you'll find her because she wrote a bunch of articles about him

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19 hours ago, Bojack said:

I love how these Republican dopes lose so many winnable elections by nominating awful candidates. Dr Oz, Herschel, Kari Lake, Couchfucker Vance, but Robinson has got to be their worst.

They're all terrible but Herschel is the GOAT, or WOAT (to this point anyway). Tuberville is atrocious and he somehow kept things together long enough to fucking get elected.

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Posted
Just now, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

i switch my username every few years for the exact reason of mr robinson's bust, and my posts have never been 1/100th as controversial as his.

Let he who has not had a threesome with his sister-in-law and some other girl cast the first stone

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Posted (edited)
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

... which, if Texas' little experiment with hand counts is indicative, means certified results from Georgia should be ready just in time for Christmas, but with the state giving up on getting the same number in two consecutive counts and instead reporting them as +/- 2500 for each county.  

BTW - worth a read if you haven't read it as it's equal parts hilarious and infuriating, especially when coupled with the fact that it apparently ended up costing the county 2x as much for less accuracy.

Errors raise questions about Texas hand vote count | The Texas Tribune

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