2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[Js1 85056]

Just gonna parse this out for my homies who think this could go to the House (it will not, and thank God) - I did the math. 

The GOP will likely have a 26-23 edge in House delegations after the November elections - Dems would need to flip 2 seats in IA and 2 seats in WI to force those into a tied delegation and you'd have 3 delegations abstaining with Trump ahead 24-23.  They'd also need to keep their slim edge in CO, AZ, PA, MI and ensure MN stays 4-4. 

DC gets 3 EVs but does not get a vote if it goes to the House.  Womp.  Even though I have the House at likely 230 Dem, 204 GOP, all those beautiful blue seats in CA and NY don't help if it goes to the House in a 269-269 tie.  

I don't even want to know the politicking to get Iowa, Wisconsin and Minnesota to pick a candidate if they are all tied delegations and keeping anyone under 26 votes.  You'd be asking Wisconsin and Minnesota to vote against their popular vote and same with Iowa.   

[jimmyjazz 45513]

Can we add Puerto Rico?  Only half kidding.

[Aqua Buddha 14489]

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If he's interested at all in the possibility of winning, he needs to accept that and hope for a Hail Mary. 

I still think he wants to lose just so he can keep playing the victim and keep asking for more money.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I still think he wants to lose just so he can keep playing the victim and keep asking for more money.

 

His whole life is whining and asking for money regardless of his station at the time.  If he loses he could face the dildo of consequences

[chainsaw 9831]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Just gonna parse this out for my homies who think this could go to the House (it will not, and thank God) - I did the math. 

The GOP will likely have a 26-23 edge in House delegations after the November elections - Dems would need to flip 2 seats in IA and 2 seats in WI to force those into a tied delegation and you'd have 3 delegations abstaining with Trump ahead 24-23.  They'd also need to keep their slim edge in CO, AZ, PA, MI and ensure MN stays 4-4. 

DC gets 3 EVs but does not get a vote if it goes to the House.  Womp.  Even though I have the House at likely 230 Dem, 204 GOP, all those beautiful blue seats in CA and NY don't help if it goes to the House in a 269-269 tie.  

I don't even want to know the politicking to get Iowa, Wisconsin and Minnesota to pick a candidate if they are all tied delegations and keeping anyone under 26 votes.  You'd be asking Wisconsin and Minnesota to vote against their popular vote and same with Iowa.   

Dems don't have an edge in AZ if you're talking about house delegations

Edited September 21 by chainsaw

[Bozo_Casanova 26232]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don’t know who she is, and while  I have a feeling there are no Trumpanzees in attendance, it still triggers them on the socials so good for her.

 

I don’t like it when musicians do this during shows, but Haley Williams is attractive, a great performer live, and seems like a cool person who would be very into a modestly successful 51 year old salesman with fading physicality and a mid range house in a good neighborhood.

Edited September 21 by Bozo_Casanova

[Radical Larry 28523]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I watched about five minutes of this last night. Stephens think democrats shouldn't talk about Trump in terms like "danger to democracy" or "wannabe autocrat" because it will upset Dotardarians. 

[Pancho 44358]

Put him on the campaign as an official spokesman 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

NSIAP, this is good. 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

 

 

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20635]

I'd like to be stuffed into Stephanie Ruhle's locker. 

 

[Red Five 40593]

 
 
 
 

A great example of republicans can do anything and democrats have to be perfect.

“Hurr durr she should do a different kind of interview. Then maybe I’ll vote for democracy.”

[jimmyjazz 45513]

I don't even understand why her alleged lack of a platform is a thing.  She has spoken in more detail than Trump ever has about her plans.  He just says dumb shit like "I will slash your insurance premium bump in half!".

[Surly Bevo 24692]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't even understand why her alleged lack of a platform is a thing.  She has spoken in more detail than Trump ever has about her plans.  He just says dumb shit like "I will slash your insurance premium bump in half!".

I watched Stop the Steal this week and it's simply amazing to me that the "just keep saying it in an attempt to will it into existence" strategy is still as effective as it is.  It is a sad indictment on a large portion of our countrymen and women.

[Brandywine 1311]

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

My God, he is such a pathetic worthless human. And not respectful of the office of President. Please go away forever!!!!!!!!!!!

[royiv 9131]

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I try not to judge anyone for what they do in their bedrooms and who they're attracted to, but you're 31 and look like that, and that's the dick you risk your career over??

The dude she was engaged to is 50 years old. She’s got some daddy issues.

[Pancho 44358]

 

[TwiceHorn 31184]

3 hours ago, G650 said:

We have two bears down the street that are the most MAGA people you will ever see, mostly because they are 100% insane. One was a nurse at my sons pediatric, and he is legit nutbar.

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

 

Edited September 21 by TwiceHorn

[G650 13990]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

I'm not fully hip to the terminology. Maybe @safe sex can help us out.

 

These guys also have a Penn St flag currently flying. They rotate Trump, Pedo St, Steelers, Key West, and Israel mostly. One of them likes to do yard work in baseball catcher's knee pads and a speedo, which is always fairly amusing.

[Rimbo 25752]

3 hours ago, Slacks said:

Well how about that. 

Is this like the opposite of what happened with the N-Word?

Does seem to be that, yes

[Js1 85056]

So... they have Harris absolutely sucking butt with WWC voters but still up in PA. 

Cohn doesn't *think* this looks like a 2020 polling error. FWIW

 

 

 

[Derka 5915]

4 hours ago, Slacks said:

I assume it's the T word. I did not know that was a slur.

i had a friend in HS who was known for being a thrill seeker and driving recklessly. one day he got dropped off at my house by someone else and we were like, “where’s your truck?”, and he said, “man i just can’t stop blowing trannies.” our 17 year old asses just died laughing. didn’t let him live that one down for awhile.

[Pancho 44358]

Turnip declines the 2nd debate on CNN lol

[Jive Turkey 12562]

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

[Haphap 741]

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8877]

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

Actually, he is right. It is getting late in the election and voting has already started. So that means it's too late for Nebraska to change their laws on EC votes, right?

[Schulz2.0 28752]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

[Red Five 40593]

7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

He's probably more scared of a second round with Kamala than he would be doing an outdoor rally in Butler, PA. 

[Jive Turkey 12562]

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

[The Dog 43771]

 

[4th&Five 41457]

Villages?

 

[Red Five 40593]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

Putting the ridiculousness of the lie aside.... What percentage of their campaign is now "Your life would be so much better if it weren't for those brown people"? 95%?

[Sbbruin 21697]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

This is just comical.  He’ll say anything.  Every single job in the last 2 years has gone to illegals.  That’s just remarkable that he can say that with a straight face.

[4th&Five 41457]

Throwing shit at the wall. 

 

[4th&Five 41457]

Hmmm

 

[Brisketexan 104465]

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

This is just comical.  He’ll say anything.  Every single job in the last 2 years has gone to illegals.  That’s just remarkable that he can say that with a straight face.

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

[Red Five 40593]

We nominated and appointed a Supreme Court justice after voting had started in 2020. Can't debate though. That would be wrong. 

[washparkhorn 9931]

Bidenomics Final Exam Grades:

 

[Derka 5915]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan

[Sbbruin 21697]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

 

[Brisketexan 104465]

5 minutes ago, Derka said:

[TexEx15 17444]

Haha. I just watched The West Wing episode where they put people in chicken costumes because they wouldn’t debate Santos.

[Pato del Muerto 52322]

45 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He's probably more scared of a second round with Kamala than he would be doing an outdoor rally in Butler, PA. 

One is same opponent, one is not. 

[Huckleberry 32685]

21 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha. I just watched The West Wing episode where they put people in chicken costumes because they wouldn’t debate Santos.

And October 23 this year is a day further from Election Day than October 22 was in 2020. They need to frame it that way. 

"The last debate in 2020 was 12 days before Election Day. October 23 this year is 13 days before Election Day. He's scared."

Edited September 22 by Huckleberry

[achooloco 1065]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Turnip declines the 2nd debate on CNN lol

The official campaign needs to call him a coward. Say he is too scared, too soft, and in an interview have Kamala let it slip nonchalantly that he is too chicken shit to debate again. Hammer him every Sunday during every nfl game break that dotard is a coward. 

[chainsaw 9831]

It's just going to be a town hall, totally bursting the "she never did an interview" excuse

[austingirl 2184]

 

On 9/19/2024 at 10:56 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I can still fap to that. 

Not in any way to downplay the signifigance of gaining another 100k voters in AZ, so I'm glad they're going to go this route to court Mormons. THat being said, the bolded above...Those elders sound like grifting motherfuckers who might like the cut of Trump's jib.

That being said, I've also heard that mormon's make the best neighbors, etc. so maybe they do prioritize harmony over division. Unless you're black. 

My Mormon neighbors have a Harris/Walz sign up. The wife is the one who added me to the Mothers Against Greg Abbott FB group a few years back.

On 9/19/2024 at 7:56 PM, Brisketexan said:

Here’s how you know how shitty, unprincipled, and evil the GQP is: if Robinson was up 10 in the polls, they’d have buried this. All of it.
The only thing the GQP has a problem with is losing. Literally everythign else is ok. He could rape a goat after sodomizing a baby, then selling the nuclear codes to Putin, and that wouldn’t move the needle.

 

On 9/19/2024 at 8:10 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's legit.

 

 

 

 

 

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that MIGHT be unacceptable to these people is a Black Mirror-style scenario where some high-ranking GOP male has sex with a pig on television. Then again, there's a high probability that the base will be like, "Fuck that pig." And mean it both ways.

[Js1 85056]

14 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The official campaign needs to call him a coward. Say he is too scared, too soft, and in an interview have Kamala let it slip nonchalantly that he is too chicken shit to debate again. Hammer him every Sunday during every nfl game break that dotard is a coward. 

Give her the empty podium

[SubliminalHorn 6648]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

 

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

[SydneyCarton 47809]

11 minutes ago, austingirl said:

 

My Mormon neighbors have a Harris/Walz sign up. The wife is the one who added me to the Mothers Against Greg Abbott FB group a few years back.

 

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that MIGHT be unacceptable to these people is a Black Mirror-style scenario where some high-ranking GOP male has sex with a pig on television. Then again, there's a high probability that the base will be like, "Fuck that pig." And mean it both ways.

“He supports our farmers and ranchers”