2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

[aggie08 21592]

48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

My in laws are in town for the weekend and they started talking about transsexuals and politics--because they ALWAYS find a way to bring up transsexuals and politics--and stated how much they're "dreading" their lives if "she" wins.

The live on a plot of land in the middle of Podunk cowtown California. Both retired, living off of her long-term disability insurance, staring at their tablets and watching NCIS all day. They only leave their house for Costco, church functions, and a weekly lunch outing to buffet-style sushi. How the fuck do people like this convince themselves that their lives are going to dramatically change because a Democrat is in the White House? Oh right, their tablets have Wi-Fi. Nevermind.

They don't particularly like Trump the man and wish Mike fucking Pence had run (I reminded them that he did, but the cult members weren't too fond of him), but they have no choice.

[Pato del Muerto 52904]

6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

Bearly

[grazinhorn 472]

2 hours ago, G650 said:

These guys also have a Penn St flag currently flying. They rotate Trump, Pedo St, Steelers, Key West, and Israel mostly. One of them likes to do yard work in baseball catcher's knee pads and a speedo, which is always fairly amusing.

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

Edited September 21 by grazinhorn

[SydneyCarton 48387]

9 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Edited September 21 by SydneyCarton

[aggie08 21592]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Ok, you win.

[SydneyCarton 48387]

Just now, aggie08 said:

Ok, you win.

I wouldn’t call it Winning, Bob. 

[Radical Larry 28676]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Bidenomics Final Exam Grades:

 

[grazinhorn 472]

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Oh for sure.  Then again, maybe your neighbors could mix in a speedo (not for the kid) and totally redeem themselves

[G650 14303]

8 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

 

I mean, my neighborhood is pretty boring too. These guys definitely stand out.

 

My next door neighbor has Trump flags flying 24/7, but he is definitely boring too, just happens to be an idiot.

[C-Man 27388]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd like to be stuffed into Stephanie Ruhle's locker. 

 

Goddamn right. I love that woman. She was awesome last night too.

[Tuco 5085]

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

 

A few years ago, a trick or treater came to my house in as a "Pete Ricketts for Governor" sign.  I said, "yeah, that is the most terrifying costume I've seen."  It was Ricketts' kid. 

[The Dog 44214]

 

[Macanudo 13100]

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

Oh, Donald...  I realize this is a sample set of one but my job at the company I work for now, didn't exist 2 years ago.   No one had it because the company didn't have the opening.   It got created in 2024 and I got hired in May.   Oh, and leadership at the company is very Trumpy.  

Explain that, asshole.  

[Js1 85825]

You’re an illegal alien???

[Macanudo 13100]

Just now, Js1 said:

You’re an illegal alien???

Yep, you got me.  Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

[Js1 85825]

Just now, Macanudo said:

Yep, you got me.  Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

Sorry, I believe all illegal aliens are being deported back to Venezuela. All of them 

[G650 14303]

I mean, if it's an option to get deported straight to Salma Hayek just tell me how many cats I gotta eat

[locodos 5426]

My neighborhood is incredibly exciting.  We once had a black kid go door to door raising money for his football team.  It was WILD!

Also some asshole I know, posted on Nextdoor.com that an empty lot in the hood was going to be turned into a 7/11.  

[SydneyCarton 48387]

2 minutes ago, locodos said:

My neighborhood is incredibly exciting.  We once had a black kid go door to door raising money for his football team.  It was WILD!

Also some asshole I know, posted on Nextdoor.com that an empty lot in the hood was going to be turned into a 7/11.  

I assume the black kid got shot?

[locodos 5426]

49 minutes ago, G650 said:

My next door neighbor has Trump flags flying 24/7, but he is definitely boring too, just happens to be an idiot.

To my wife's great shame, I could not let that slide.  She's MUCH smarter than I am (DUH!)

[locodos 5426]

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I assume the black kid got shot?

What the police do is their business!  I kinda feel bad I didn't slip him a hundo

 

I really regret that almost as much as not donating the $100 to get a photo with Electric Jesus after a Book of Mormon Show.  Damnit I can be so cheap sometimes!

Edited September 21 by locodos

[DDD Dad 14376]

3 hours ago, royiv said:

The dude she was engaged to is 50 years old. She’s got some daddy issues.

I can fix her!

[Pancho 45527]

 

[Born to Run 6591]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I wouldn’t call it Winning, Bob. 

Try living a mile from Mansfield Dam.  I've got all the weird covered with bonus lake trash weird.

[Radical Larry 28676]

Just add it to the pile of shit they pull. Can’t win an election unless they cheat. 

[Biff Tannen 45778]

31 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

Um, me too please. 

[Born to Run 6591]

55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He really should have lost in 2016 (his expectation) and spent his golden years gawking garbage on QVC or whatever boomer grift network he could find. It's his only skill.

[Sawbonz 27791]

32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sorry, I believe all illegal aliens are being deported back to Venezuela. All of them 

[NAVY 6868]

Just now, Sawbonz said:

No farging way 

[TwiceHorn 31699]

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

[Degenerate Gardner 4104]

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Second debate ain’t happening.

 

No one can ever say Donald Trump doesn’t respect the democratic process.

[jw4381 3131]

3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

That's a lot of jobs!

[Pato del Muerto 52904]

Does the Montana SOS think that fraud is required for Trump to win Montana?  Would be different if tester was off the ballot. How many  Montanans abroad are voting anyway?

[jimmyjazz 46502]

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with a PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

Edited September 22 by jimmyjazz

[Brisketexan 105630]

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

Sorry, the best we can do is an illegal alone whose dead uncle went to MIT. I am informed that fact makes the illegal alien in question a genius, who knows more about mechanical and electrical engineering than anyone.

[SubliminalHorn 6842]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

Like who’s fucking whom?

[closetohumping 17553]

[Thatguy 9067]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

You’re an illegal alien???

Yeah he's been posting from the brown border waiting for the Coyotes to pick him up.

[Thatguy 9067]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

[Haphap 742]

49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

You work as a taxi driver or at 7/11?

[jimmyjazz 46502]

33 minutes ago, Haphap said:

You work as a taxi driver or at 7/11?

Yes.

[RDCanecutter 26563]

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

I am amazed that Bret Stephens went 2 minutes without mentioning his childhood in Mexico City.

[atomheartbevo 90117]

NSIAP

[Sawbonz 27791]

Call these fucks out continuously 

[RDCanecutter 26563]

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

Ever notice how kids used to eat lead paint chips, then they'd take, and usually pass, high school courses that were harder than college courses now?

Now you've got almost no lead paint, and it's slack-jaws bloop bloop blooping on their phones, they could look up anything, but this app goes bloop!

I'm not saying to drink a gallon of it, but maybe an occasional nibble?

[Pancho 45527]

[BamaATL 16593]

14 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well, I doubt JD's kid will get a chance to burn down a major party's ethos in just a few months, so I guess a shed will have to do.  

[Fudge Nuggets 19285]

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that ever since Obama dragged dotard's stupid ass with the "weird obsession with crowd sizes" accordion hands deal at the DNC, now dotard only uses his right hand in his accordion hands routine? It's weird.

[Fudge Nuggets 19285]

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Opposite here, my neighbors stick to themselves but my nosy daughter started high school this year and said we have a couple of YouTube stars on our street.  I'm dreading who these "stars" are but I need to know what kind of people are in close proximity, right?  Well one of them is an ex teacher that started a channel about the ins and outs of all things biology and has over 2MM subscribers.  Cool.

But the best one is the other couple.  Two flamboyantly gay dudes; one with a cooking channel that I was following even before they showed up.  My man has close to 5MM subscribers.  He is an incredible baker and I like top of the line baked goods.  I've gained 10 lbs since these dudes moved in.

[Fudge Nuggets 19285]

9 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

AI fake.  He said "God bless America" at the end.  He never says that.