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[DOOM THREAD] 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Oh. My. God. We may be fucked.


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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I'm beyond not being shocked by this shit anymore.  But I have to admit, I have robustly moved on to the "How the fuck did they workshop this shit?" phase.  

Like when you see your wife's curling iron and it says, "Do not use while sleeping or bathing."  At some point, the sign just becomes another sign of stupidity.  But you find yourself curious as the meeting that led to the label.  

We should all start telling our MAGA relatives and acquaintances that Joe Biden said Americans should not dive headfirst into the shallow end of swimming pools, or jump off of roofs, or that it would be unpatriotic if Americans went to Russia and volunteered to help out in Ukraine.

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8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

We are a nation of 3rd grade bullies. 

 

6 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

And Dems aren't responding in kind.

That’s because the bullies are Christians and Christianity/religion get a free pass in America — from the Dems, media, academia, etc.

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I found this ^^ in the same account that posted Trump's other BS earlier on this page.  I started to wonder if maybe it was a troll account.  Nope.

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Well the fucking "Jaws" reboot sounds weird as fuck.  Please at least tell me there's a Trump boat rally involved with these laser-beam sharks? 

What in the bloody hell was the context for his shark rant?  Is it some high level political metaphor I don't get?  'Shark Week' isn't for another month dammit!  Now, we can't get tickets!  Thanks a lot, Biden! 

This is after he tells them he doesn't care about them, just their vote and runs a shadow price-setting cabal for insulin?  In the town of casinos, an industry he frequently bankrupts

There's no fucking end to this, is there?  

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16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

Man, that's crazy. Wonder how much his poll numbers will go up.

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well the fucking "Jaws" reboot sounds weird as fuck.  Please at least tell me there's a Trump boat rally involved with these laser-beam sharks? 

What in the bloody hell was the context for his shark rant?  Is it some high level political metaphor I don't get?  'Shark Week' isn't for another month dammit!  Now, we can't get tickets!  Thanks a lot, Biden! 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Just came back from a week in Tulum. Granted we were by the beach and options were limited, but for the prices they charged, the food was very disappointing. 

Wifes good friend has her wedding at an all-inclusive in Cancun

The food was a tragedy.

I was more referencing the cuisine and its form when prepared by someones abuela (as referenced above)

 

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23 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

Shit is gonna get weird with never ending free lance spew of consciousness rants.  

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Okay, so his insanity is literally "jumping the shark" right now?  

We asked 100 desert-dwelling Nevadans "What is your biggest concern this election season?"  Top 5 answers are on the board, "Show me 'Sharks'!"  Alright Lombardo family, pass or play?  

I sweatergod, he's five minutes away from claiming the sharks are eating so much because they're not getting the low-cost insulin he provides for living creatures.  

And are these electric sharks 220 or 221?  

I can't fucking believe how many 'educated' people on this message board are gonna watch these clips and their first instinct will be to send him money.  

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Sharks will be #1 on GOP voters’ concerns for 2024 by next week of polling and every article will be about how Biden has ceded the shark issue to Trump and isn’t listening to everyday voters anymore 

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Looking at my Discovery Channel app because the girls like to watch cool ocean shows before we head to the beach in the summer.

And 'Shark Week' ends on July 11th, the day of Trump's sentencing.  Because, of-fucking-course.  

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11 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Looking at my Discovery Channel app because the girls like to watch cool ocean shows before we head to the beach in the summer.

And 'Shark Week' ends on July 11th, the day of Trump's sentencing.  Because, of-fucking-course.  

Well, now that we know for DAMN SURE it's a simulation, let's head down to the shore to pick up women claiming we are marine biologists.  Just gotta find a beached whale and some Titleists.

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Maybe when he said "The Sharks", Trump was talking about the Puerto Rican street gang who loved hurled Paper Towels and told the "Back the Blue" Officer Krupke, "Fuck you"?  No respect for law & order, these sharks.  Nor maritime batteries or living in Nevada.   

It's awesome we're gonna try really hard to give him back the nuclear codes like some kinda bizarre Adult Transition Services non-profit.  

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I bet you the legal campaign donation maximum that Donald doesn't even know what the fuck "M.I.T." stands for.  And if he had to answer, he'd say, "Marla & Ivanka Trump."  

All our hyperbole aside, especially mine, this is starting to get fucking weird even for this timeline.  People were paid off craiglist to sit in the heat of the day near Las Vegas to hear a senile, orange former President talk about sharks.  And the media is standing around like, "Yeah, this checks out.  This'll play..."  

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Since the super regional, when I could not figure out if I was that high or the game really was like that - I have imbibed more of everything, and so have a question: 

Is there enough money in the wreath fund so that Ramjet can create a truly moving, excellent simulation of handsome Joe Biden having sex with Ivanka?

I was wondering what straw would finally break Trump’s brain, and I think this would hasten it. 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Tell all the MAGA you know that Joe Biden doesn't want anybody swimming around sharks.

 

Make sure to add Joe Biden especially doesn't want them inflicting shallow scalp wounds on each other either. He doesn't want to see Patriots bleeding from the scalp and swimming around sharks. Biden fears the Red Wave. 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

 

The man is truly tapped into the Zeitgeist.

 

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I have a serious sense of foreboding this morning for some reason.  The French elections are turning toward fascism.  The fact that the GOP nominee is a convicted felon seems to have already been memory-holed by most of the population.  The UK seems to have woken up a bit, but I just have a bad feeling that we are going to slowly slide into the abyss.

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14 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

But I was told Biden is senile.

 

 

 

 

“…I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there. By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. You notice that? A lot of shark. I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young ladies leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was. These people are cray. He said there’s no problem with sharks they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming. Now really got decimated and other people too. A lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

A. Escaped metal patient

B. Presidential candidate

C. Both

 

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13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Shit is gonna get weird with never ending free lance spew of consciousness rants.  

You're confusing me now.  Is this a "Incredulity" account with a period on the end in white text so we can't see it?

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

After seeing the "Fuck Me Great Again" shorts on another thread, I had to look at Etsy and...yeah, I'm going to be making an account and selling t-shirts and stuff.

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The top two together freak me out

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I really just can't with these young voter interviews. Voting third party has never made less sense than it has for the last 8 years. The 3rd party candidate is also an old, white, "elite" who seems absurdly unlikeable and has literal brain worms.

Vote in a fucking primary or vote 3rd party in some local races if you want to express dissatisfaction with the two-party system, you fucking morons. 

I was perhaps more of an idealist a decade ago, but I sure as shit never considered voting for Gary Fucking Johnson. There's a reason third party candidates don't ever get a significant percentage of the vote. They aren't serious people with serious platforms, so stop pretending otherwise.

I know this rant has been repeated ad nauseam, but goddamn, young "adults", get your shit together.

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14 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Shit is gonna get weird with never ending free lance spew of consciousness rants.  

Especially when the person speaking is a lunatic. You forgot that part. 

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20 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

They aren't serious people with serious platforms, so stop pretending otherwise.

If they were, they’d start at the local level and work up instead of running vanity grift campaigns for president. 

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16 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

So I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat. 10 yards over here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted because, I will tell you, he didnt know the answer. He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water, but you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

When he gets bored with this whole politics thing, he’s got a future as the host of an Americanized “Cunk on Earth.” 

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2 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

I was perhaps more of an idealist a decade ago, but I sure as shit never considered voting for Gary Fucking Johnson. There's a reason third party candidates don't ever get a significant percentage of the vote. They aren't serious people with serious platforms, so stop pretending otherwise.

 

Once upon a time, Donald Trump was a third party candidate.  Then the GOP collectively said one day "he's our guy!".  And here we are.

 

 

 

 

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