Casket's

[Neikea 245]

Have you ever wondered what happens when you die. Probably you will have a funeral but who will pay for it now that you are dead. Your family. If you ever had a family member that is dead did you ever look at the receipt. Probably not but one of the things they make you have is an expensive casket. Not any more. And how are they going to pay for it because you don't have a job or insurance anymore. They can cost over tens of thousands of dollars or more. You minus well get buried in a shipping container.

 Well don't worry Casket's are now available. These are made by artisan craftsman, they are Asian. I have two Editions, a split top if you want open casket or full top if the cadaver is not suitable for display

 100 % Pine Verneer

 they are lined with plastic and have a soft comfortable lining

Regular Person Size (Somebody Who Is Short Like A Child Might Have Balance Issue So Fill Empty End With Sand Bag When Interring )

73 available

$60 Split Lid Style

$50 Close Casket Style

 The more you buy the more you save Act Now

porch pickup in Wylie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

in California this product may cause cancer, birth defects or other
reproductive harm these are not license for home use by the Utah Board Of Necrology And Cremation Not Intended For Use Outside The United states

Edited January 25 by Neikea

[Kennythetiger 9374]

How much for one that’s not lined in plastic?  I’d just as soon let the worms eat me faster. 

[Braff Zacklin 13551]

5 hours ago, Neikea said:

Probably not but one of the things they make you have is an expensive casket.

Not always.

[Neikea 245]

7 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

How much for one that’s not lined in plastic?  I’d just as soon let the worms eat me faster. 

They are designed to put the worms in with the cadaver then they will eat the whole thing instead of just the meat parts. Because they are trapped in the box.

[Kennythetiger 9374]

9 minutes ago, Neikea said:

They are designed to put the worms in with the cadaver then they will eat the whole thing instead of just the meat parts. Because they are trapped in the box.

I’m out, then. I don’t want something that’s going to kill the worms. 

[Guest]

Question -- can you help me out a little bit on the price if I buy multiples? Needing 10 for a potential job I have coming up in a few weeks. 

[Neikea 245]

 

6 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Question -- can you help me out a little bit on the price if I buy multiples? Needing 10 for a potential job I have coming up in a few weeks. 

yes for that many I can ship what country well you be using these In

[Neikea 245]

these can also be customised by adding a picture or a flag on the top.

[EE2B 1565]

Can you carve dickbutt into the top of it?

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, Neikea said:

 

yes for that many I can ship what country well you be using these In

Likely better if I come pick them up given the circumstances. Let me know where you are and what price. Just set them outside and I'll load them up and leave an envelope of cash. No funny business unless you're wanting to sell 11 coffins instead of 10.

[Bullneck 19070]

Could we combine this thread the Real Baby’s (NEW IN BAG) thread?   Kinda "alpha to omega" thingy?

Edited January 30 by Bullneck

[Blotto 23484]

15 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Could we combine this thread the Real Baby’s (NEW IN BAG) thread?   Kinda "alpha to omega" thingy?

She should cram as many Real Baby's as possible into one of those badboys, and then have a guessing contest, similar to those "how many jelly beans are in this jar" game. Those are always fun. 

[Superhero 8826]

 

"In California, this product may cause cancer, birth defects other other."

 

I live in California. I don't want cancer or birth defects after I'm dead. Hard pass.

 

[Davis Lane 5577]

I know a chica that would die to have sex in a casket.

[Walser 1109]

I took a casket in a hearse to a tailgate at Greg Davis' last game I think. Whichover one also had the banner. I dressed up a dummy in the open casket with a paper sign that said GDGD. God I'm still an immature little shit.

[Gil Bang 25907]

So, my GF's Son-in-Law tragically passed in August, at age 39.    He was a great guy, and he and I were pretty tight.

Anyway, he and his wife are/were heavily into the cowboy thing.  He raised show cattle as a kid, they live on a horse ranch, etc.

When they got married, he had a branding iron made that combined their initials.   At his burial, his wife used it to brand the top of his beautiful mahogany box.    It took some doing to convince the cemetery folks that we wouldn't burn the whole place down.  Fucking thing sizzled, the burning varnish was smoking...it was something to see. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

On 1/26/2024 at 8:28 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Question -- can you help me out a little bit on the price if I buy multiples? Needing 10 for a potential job I have coming up in a few weeks. 

Just 10?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20389]

On 1/25/2024 at 2:27 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

Not always.

Well, these are his most modest receptacles ...

[Neikea 245]

On 2/7/2024 at 3:18 PM, Gil Bang said:

So, my GF's Son-in-Law tragically passed in August, at age 39.    He was a great guy, and he and I were pretty tight.

Anyway, he and his wife are/were heavily into the cowboy thing.  He raised show cattle as a kid, they live on a horse ranch, etc.

When they got married, he had a branding iron made that combined their initials.   At his burial, his wife used it to brand the top of his beautiful mahogany box.    It took some doing to convince the cemetery folks that we wouldn't burn the whole place down.  Fucking thing sizzled, the burning varnish was smoking...it was something to see. 

Ok well when the next person you know dies Hit Me Up I guess

[YGIFS 19449]

 

[NAVY 6740]

CHAD BRISCOE sock thread? 

[Incredulity 11643]

Can OP advise on the quality comparison to a Kiss Kasket?  I want the best.

 

[Gatorubet 30183]

On 2/7/2024 at 3:18 PM, Gil Bang said:

So, my GF's Son-in-Law tragically passed in August, at age 39.    He was a great guy, and he and I were pretty tight.

Anyway, he and his wife are/were heavily into the cowboy thing.  He raised show cattle as a kid, they live on a horse ranch, etc.

When they got married, he had a branding iron made that combined their initials.   At his burial, his wife used it to brand the top of his beautiful mahogany box.    It took some doing to convince the cemetery folks that we wouldn't burn the whole place down.  Fucking thing sizzled, the burning varnish was smoking...it was something to see. 

pics of widow in cowboy boots and denim mini skirt not showing up