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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:42 AM, markstanco said:

I weigh 950 pounds because I don't care. I think others should pay for my weight.

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Sir if you aren’t already a professor, which, based on the flawless logic in these posts is unlikely, can I please be the first to offer you a position with full tenure at the University of Brilliant Online Posters. Your specialty would obviously be in owning the libs with facts and logic, maybe also teaching an undergraduate course in how facts don’t care about your feelings. 

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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:42 AM, markstanco said:

I weigh 950 pounds because I don't care. I think others should pay for my weight.

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No one should pay for your weight. I don't even know what that means.

You need to learn how to say words in a sequence that makes sense.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:55 AM, bad_teammate said:
No one should pay for your weight. I don't even know what that means.



Yes you do. You completely understand my point and where I went with it. Boy at least I hope so because it was really simple.
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Things this FOXNews Town Hall crowd is cheering for:

- Single-payer universal healthcare

- Protected abortion rights

- Higher taxes on the wealthy

- Non-intervention in Venezuela

- Lower military spending

LOL this is fucking amazing. literally chanting "BERNIE! BERNIE!"

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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:46 AM, Hank Scorpio said:
Good thing the government doesn’t require you to have auto insurance before you can drive a car. 
So you are good with having a health issue before you buy insurance and the insurance company paying for your issues?

Wow.
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"it's not anti-Semitic to criticize a right wing government in Israel" *FOXNews crowd hoots and hollers in approval*

LOL the entire right-wing establishment is so used to fighting against soft centrists like Obama and Pelosi that they have no fucking clue the meat-shredder they're walking into

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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:02 AM, bad_teammate said:

Things this FOXNews Town Hall crowd is cheering for:

- Single-payer universal healthcare

- Protected abortion rights

- Higher taxes on the wealthy

- Non-intervention in Venezuela

- Lower military spending

LOL this is fucking amazing. literally chanting "BERNIE! BERNIE!"

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Why are you surprised?  These are the dumbest people on earth.  If FoxNews has someone/something on, they'll cheer it on even if it literally means their own death.  Now if you had Tucker up there telling them how terrible Bernie is, they'd do a quick 180.  Of course if Tucker suddenly agreed with all those ideas, these buffoons would shit their pampers in excitement. 

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Half joking, reality is nobody on right is showing up to Bernie town hall, even on FoxNews
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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:24 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

Why are you surprised?  These are the dumbest people on earth.  If FoxNews has someone/something on, they'll cheer it on even if it literally means their own death.  Now if you had Tucker up there telling them how terrible Bernie is, they'd do a quick 180.  Of course if Tucker suddenly agreed with all those ideas, these buffoons would shit their pampers in excitement. 

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It's afraid.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:39 AM, bad_teammate said:

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It's afraid.

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LOL - I'm happy to place a wager with you.  I just don't think he'll win shit. 

But fear?  The last thing I'm afraid of is Bernie.  Fear?  I mean, I'm much more scared of Trump.  What is Bern gonna do?  

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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:45 AM, bad_teammate said:

Make you realize that the politics you've held your entire life have been harmful to the people you claim to care about.

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I'm seriously wondering if you've had a brain injury.  I've never held any politics my entire life.  I grew up poor and a dumb dim like yourself.  Then I bought into capitalism AFTER college and was R...thought I had the world figured out.  Now the R party has shown itself to be toxic so I'll vote for someone sane on the left.  But I've never played team politics like yourself. 

Sure, the guys on the right deserve ridicule because not only are they team first, but their team has some despicable views.  But there were LOTS of Bern supporters who were also party first, they let Trump win by staying home, these are facts.  Now that's neither here nor there, but you seem to think everyone is attached to some team/party like you are.  Your entire life is defending the Bern.  Any opp you get you go shit on other Democratic candidates then defend yourself vehemently when called out on it.  And all the while, you carry on this 'above it all' attitude. 

It's comical - but for the millionth time, I did not 'hold any politics for my entire life'.  JFC, you dense hippie.  

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Comforting to know that Bernie is the clear frontrunner and Mayor Pete, Officer Harris, Creepy Joe, Beta O'Dork are just here to provide entertainment.  

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  On 4/16/2019 at 11:49 AM, Brothahorn said:

 


Meh, I’m sure Kansas looked good in their spring game. Wait until he has to get on stage with Joe.

 

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Bernie isn't a young girl so I don't think he has anything to fear from Joe.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:39 AM, bad_teammate said:

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It's afraid.

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It certainly feels different this time around. Opponents are afraid. Some are in outright denial about what is happening. Meanwhile I’m approaching enjoy the view and coast to the win mode.

Great day yesterday for Bernie. Almost like he saved the release of his tax returns for a Fox News town hall on tax day in order to make a point to Trump, his supporters, and the remaining D skeptics. Trump is an obvious lying clown w something to hide and everyone else ready to criticize Bernie will find absolutely nothing. All I’ve got is Bernie singing w Russians on his honeymoon and this flopping like a fish out of water tax story. Everyone is left debating the actual issues and ideas as far as Bernie is concerned. I wonder who will win that debate. 

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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:05 AM, bad_teammate said:

"it's not anti-Semitic to criticize a right wing government in Israel" *FOXNews crowd hoots and hollers in approval*

LOL the entire right-wing establishment is so used to fighting against soft centrists like Obama and Pelosi that they have no fucking clue the meat-shredder they're walking into

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Oh no.  Just realized I'm destined for a conversation with my Jewish mother about how Trump is a better choice for Jews than an actual Jew.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:35 PM, Fozzz said:

Why do you say that, Chuckie?

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She's an incredibly sweet, otherwise level-headed lady who claims to be moderate but I don't think has voted for a Democrat in my lifetime.  In the past, she has cited the candidates relationship with Israel (and what that means for American Jews) as an important reason for why she is voting R, and it will not be enjoyable to watch her try to rationalize voting against Bernie, should she be given the chance.

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Am I off base in thinking that just because it was a Fox News town hall, that doesn't mean the audience were a bunch of trump supporting Fox News cultists?  Wouldn't his supporters come out regardless of what station was hosting the town hall?

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  On 4/16/2019 at 3:09 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Am I off base in thinking that just because it was a Fox News town hall, that doesn't mean the audience were a bunch of trump supporting Fox News cultists?  Wouldn't his supporters come out regardless of what station was hosting the town hall?

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That's was thought as well, but the makeup of the crowd wasn't super young and diverse. It looked fairly representative of what Bethlehem PA looks like I bet.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:33 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

Oh no.  Just realized I'm destined for a conversation with my Jewish mother about how Trump is a better choice for Jews than an actual Jew.

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Just tell her that Bernie thinks her grandchildren and great-grandchildren are all beautiful and wants them all to go to college without tuition payments and never have a medical bill. Also, tell her that Bernie went to a kibbutz and it was so impactful to him that his experiences there shaped his politics forever and made him want to seek a world as fair, just, and harmonious as what he saw as he worked side-by-side with strong-backed Israeli men and women. (Focus on the men's strong, taught muscles glistening under the promised land's sun.)

Also, tell her that Trump's policy to support Netenyahu will ultimately lead to tremendous suffering in Israel because it makes peace impossible and Israel is a beautiful land of wonderful people who deserve peace at last. Also, tell her Donald is very insulting to Jewish people. (It's helpful that this is true, unlike the idea that Bernie actually did hard work on the kibbutz because Bernie is a lazy socialist who probably just strummed a banjo the whole time.)

She'll love it.

-OR-

Chant "BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!" over and over while slamming your head on the coffee table then, when blood starts to flow, look her dead in the eye with a maniacal grin and keep chanting as the blood flows into your mouth.

That's more MY style, but it's up to you. You know zaydee better than I do.

  On 4/16/2019 at 3:09 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Am I off base in thinking that just because it was a Fox News town hall, that doesn't mean the audience were a bunch of trump supporting Fox News cultists?

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No, you're not off-base at all, which is why the "OH MY GOD HOW DARE HE DO A TOWN HALL ON FOX!" cries were always dumb.

Town hall audiences are just people from the area. I think you'll get Bernie people but also people who are loyal to FOX. So some partisans either way, but mainly just local people who want to see a spectacle.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 2:42 AM, markstanco said:

I weigh 950 pounds because I don't care. I think others should pay for my weight.

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You weigh 950 pounds? That explains things.

Seriously  though it’s posts like these which highlight how stupid the debate over healthcare is in this country. I suppose the dumbass point this guy is making is everyone shouldn’t have to pay for someone else’s life choices. As if that’s the only thing we should be focusing on and the only reason people get healthcare. 

The country needs single payer because it needs a force to try to get some rational pricing into healthcare, which in this country is completely out of wack. Doesn’t mean that employer based health insurance needs to go away, but there needs to be an alternative to somewhat cheaper healthcare if you have good insurance through your employer and insane pricing that ultimately either the government or nobody pays the tab for if you don’t. 

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Those town all videos make it clear that Bernie is going to flip most of the Trump voters in the upcoming election. Then he is going to lead an unholy alliance of red state MAGA chuds and Bernie Bros all united in their hatred of women and minorities. Bernie will win the election in a landslide and lead us into a perfect socialist utopia where he rules with an iron fist. 

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  On 4/16/2019 at 5:48 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

Those town all videos make it clear that Bernie is going to flip most of the Trump voters in the upcoming election. Then he is going to lead an unholy alliance of red state MAGA chuds and Bernie Bros all united in their hatred of women and minorities. Bernie will win the election in a landslide and lead us into a perfect socialist utopia where he rules with an iron fist.  

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Bernie is the Kwisatz Haderach and the sooner voters realize this and get in line the better. Because the other option is he leads an intergalactic jihad, and buddy, don't nobody want a cranky old socialist Jew leading an intergalactic jihad. 

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  On 4/16/2019 at 6:02 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

Bernie is the Kwisatz Haderach and the sooner voters realize this and get in line the better. Because the other option is he leads an intergalactic jihad, and buddy, don't nobody want a cranky old socialist Jew leading an intergalactic jihad. 

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The finger-wagging will be devastating.

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  On 4/16/2019 at 6:02 PM, Hank Scorpio said:

Bernie is the Kwisatz Haderach and the sooner voters realize this and get in line the better. Because the other option is he leads an intergalactic jihad, and buddy, don't nobody want a cranky old socialist Jew leading an intergalactic jihad. 

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The spice must flow.

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The Democratic donor and party elites are besides themselves about him winning the nomination. They want to take down the Bern a 2nd time. Bernie being the nominee worries me as a die hard Republican. I’m hoping for the usual Democrat circular firing squad and division.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/16/us/politics/bernie-sanders-democratic-party.html

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