Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas

[Rimbo 25784]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

you left out Momma Kelcie

you saw the "x," didn't you?

 

[ousux 5587]

I don’t recall Kyle ever repping or proclaiming his love for UT ever in his coaching career unlike other NFL coaches with their alma maters. 

That's because the assholes in the fanbase back in the day shit all over his buddy Chris Simms. Chris himself seems to be coming around recently, hopefully Kyle does as well.

[ATXbronco 4060]

bleh

Edited February 12 by ATXbronco

[gofuckyourself 8122]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

 

Botox McBotoxface?

[Nicole44 22027]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

 

The brunette is Lana Del Ray but she does remind me of someone else. You gotta get the rack out to compete with Taylor. 

[hookem48 4631]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That fumble by Pacheco earlier looms pretty large on the scoreboard.  

equaled by McCaffrey's  fumble

[Mileslong 4715]

My Dad rented the miniseries from the people down the street who would record shows on their Betamax and ran their own Blockbuster out of their garage.
Watched it when I was like 7 or 8.  Great show.

Didn’t that star the gay guy, Richard Chamberlain?

[F250 28691]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

 

See below.

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Isn't that Lana Del Rey?

Yes. The patron Saint of Sugar Babies.

[Guest]

Just now, hookem48 said:

equaled by McCaffrey's  fumble

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

JJ watts hair looks like he just lost 500K at the craps table

[Horn80 6075]

Just now, Mileslong said:

Didn’t that star the gay guy, Richard Chamberlain?

Yep, 1980.  it was really good

[Vic Mackey 46936]

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[Michael Knight 12898]

7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

you left out Momma Kelcie

he also left out the one to the far right, he would fuck the dude in the pink hat first and under no circumstances taylor

Edited February 12 by Michael Knight

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

JJ watts hair looks like he just lost 500K at the craps table

Wife wants Jason Kelce commentary on games.  LOLz

[Nicole44 22027]

6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

They don’t have the receivers this year

They have Mahomes. He is the X factor. I do think though SF can win this if they stay mostly on the ground on offense. 

[Mileslong 4715]

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

[Surly Bevo 24696]

8 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Niners were driving too when McCaffrey coughed it up....Equals out

True but that wasn't at the 10 yard line.

[Hawndoh 2382]

Just now, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

Usher

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Just now, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck you cunt. I never watched that show.

I don't even what's going on here, but I am laughing. 

[Hawndoh 2382]

CBS did not need six guys at the desk. They all just went a million miles an hour cutting each other off to get all their comments in.

Should have just been 3 or so

[Guest]

How can y'all be fighting during SB discussion/

[gofuckyourself 8122]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

It's Hooray for Everything.

[TexArcher 37519]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

How can y'all be fighting during SB discussion/

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

[FartingMonk 3606]

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

McCaffrey was inside the 25

[Surly Bevo 24696]

So why are all the performances down in the end zone?

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

Spanish channel (Univision?) has better halftime analysis than Phil, Boomer,JJ etc…

[ousux 5587]

Halftime show sucks as usual. Never been to a SB but wonder if it's even entertaining live?

[The Dude 1244]

Why is usher wearing a 68 yr old woman’s business suit?

[cabowabo 4453]

Such a talented musician. 

[hookem48 4631]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

So the 49ers would have punted on the Chiefs 27 yard line on 2nd down. Dumbass 

[Nicole44 22027]

This is kinda like yacht rock for hip hop…kinda boring. 
 

Get fucking Metallica man. 

Edited February 12 by Nicole44

[HiggyBaby 2516]

Cirque de Usher

[Fastbreak 3959]

What is this shit?

[TexArcher 37519]

He sounds bad enough that I think he's actually not lip synching.

[ATXbronco 4060]

Some kind of backward homage to Michael Jackson?

[Anastasis 23394]

Just let dr Dre do it every year. 

[ATXbronco 4060]

Is this the main halftime show?  I didn't catch the name.

Not sure who this singer is.

[gofuckyourself 8122]

Sounds terrible.

Looks terrible.

[ousux 5587]

Spanish channel (Univision?) has better halftime analysis than Phil, Boomer,JJ etc…

Always do, sometimes I wish I spoke more than get by in a pinch Spanish. I basically know how to order more drinks and food and ask where the Bano is located.

[Anastasis 23394]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He sounds bad enough that I think he's actually not lip synching.

Yep. 

[YGIFS 19449]

So all these revered musical talents and sadly, the most impressive performance of the evening?  
 

You guessed it.  Post Malone. 

[tx 3 putt 76400]

 

[Surly Bevo 24696]

Should have just gone with this

 

[ousux 5587]

This is kinda like yacht rock for hip hop…kinda boring. 
 
Get fucking Metallica man. 

NFL refuses to get acts that blew up in the last 3 years and instead go for whatever was big 20 years ago or more.

[Fastbreak 3959]

Just standard 4 seasons confusion. They tried to sign Usher, but just got an usher at the flamingo lounge.

[ATXbronco 4060]

Not sure who she is but I like her

 

[billfromlaketravis 11362]

What’s up with the gloves Usher?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Kicking myself for not giving my 5Yo a bath at this time

[Guest]

wife: she has a lot of spanx on..

 

I'm dying laughing.