Super Bowl LVII - Las Vegas

[Rimbo 26853]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

you left out Momma Kelcie

you saw the "x," didn't you?

 

[ousux 5635]

I don’t recall Kyle ever repping or proclaiming his love for UT ever in his coaching career unlike other NFL coaches with their alma maters. 

That's because the assholes in the fanbase back in the day shit all over his buddy Chris Simms. Chris himself seems to be coming around recently, hopefully Kyle does as well.

[ATXbronco 4381]

bleh

Edited February 12 by ATXbronco

[gofuckyourself 8939]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

 

Botox McBotoxface?

[Nicole44 22206]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

 

The brunette is Lana Del Ray but she does remind me of someone else. You gotta get the rack out to compete with Taylor. 

[hookem48 4808]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That fumble by Pacheco earlier looms pretty large on the scoreboard.  

equaled by McCaffrey's  fumble

[Mileslong 4793]

My Dad rented the miniseries from the people down the street who would record shows on their Betamax and ran their own Blockbuster out of their garage.
Watched it when I was like 7 or 8.  Great show.

Didn’t that star the gay guy, Richard Chamberlain?

[F250 29174]

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Reminds me of an actress but I can't place it yet

 

See below.

5 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Isn't that Lana Del Rey?

Yes. The patron Saint of Sugar Babies.

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Just now, hookem48 said:

equaled by McCaffrey's  fumble

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

JJ watts hair looks like he just lost 500K at the craps table

[Horn80 6313]

Just now, Mileslong said:

Didn’t that star the gay guy, Richard Chamberlain?

Yep, 1980.  it was really good

[Vic Mackey 47846]

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[Michael Knight 13187]

7 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

you left out Momma Kelcie

he also left out the one to the far right, he would fuck the dude in the pink hat first and under no circumstances taylor

Edited February 12 by Michael Knight

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

JJ watts hair looks like he just lost 500K at the craps table

Wife wants Jason Kelce commentary on games.  LOLz

[Nicole44 22206]

6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

They don’t have the receivers this year

They have Mahomes. He is the X factor. I do think though SF can win this if they stay mostly on the ground on offense. 

[Mileslong 4793]

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

[Surly Bevo 25655]

8 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Niners were driving too when McCaffrey coughed it up....Equals out

True but that wasn't at the 10 yard line.

[Hawndoh 2409]

Just now, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

Usher

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Just now, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

14 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fuck you cunt. I never watched that show.

I don't even what's going on here, but I am laughing. 

[Hawndoh 2409]

CBS did not need six guys at the desk. They all just went a million miles an hour cutting each other off to get all their comments in.

Should have just been 3 or so

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How can y'all be fighting during SB discussion/

[gofuckyourself 8939]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I’ve been watching the golf tourney and literally don’t know who is performing t I assume it will be some combination of the following:

1) Stupid pop diva with a monetary symbol in her name
2) Some bro country abortion like Florida Georgia Line which involves country rap.
3) lame hip hop artist like Drake
4) Horrible male pop band like Maroon 5

It's Hooray for Everything.

[TexArcher 38816]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

How can y'all be fighting during SB discussion/

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

[FartingMonk 3612]

6 minutes ago, slorch said:

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

McCaffrey was inside the 25

[Surly Bevo 25655]

So why are all the performances down in the end zone?

[BillyGoatHill 4420]

Spanish channel (Univision?) has better halftime analysis than Phil, Boomer,JJ etc…

[ousux 5635]

Halftime show sucks as usual. Never been to a SB but wonder if it's even entertaining live?

[The Dude 1257]

Why is usher wearing a 68 yr old woman’s business suit?

[cabowabo 4645]

Such a talented musician. 

[hookem48 4808]

1 minute ago, slorch said:

McCaffrey;s was equal to a punt.

Pacheco's was at least a -3 on the scoreboard.

So the 49ers would have punted on the Chiefs 27 yard line on 2nd down. Dumbass 

[Nicole44 22206]

This is kinda like yacht rock for hip hop…kinda boring. 
 

Get fucking Metallica man. 

Edited February 12 by Nicole44

[HiggyBaby 2615]

Cirque de Usher

[Fastbreak 4012]

What is this shit?

[TexArcher 38816]

He sounds bad enough that I think he's actually not lip synching.

[ATXbronco 4381]

Some kind of backward homage to Michael Jackson?

[Anastasis 23699]

Just let dr Dre do it every year. 

[ATXbronco 4381]

Is this the main halftime show?  I didn't catch the name.

Not sure who this singer is.

[gofuckyourself 8939]

Sounds terrible.

Looks terrible.

[ousux 5635]

Spanish channel (Univision?) has better halftime analysis than Phil, Boomer,JJ etc…

Always do, sometimes I wish I spoke more than get by in a pinch Spanish. I basically know how to order more drinks and food and ask where the Bano is located.

[Anastasis 23699]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

He sounds bad enough that I think he's actually not lip synching.

Yep. 

[YGIFS 19456]

So all these revered musical talents and sadly, the most impressive performance of the evening?  
 

You guessed it.  Post Malone. 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

 

[Surly Bevo 25655]

Should have just gone with this

 

[ousux 5635]

This is kinda like yacht rock for hip hop…kinda boring. 
 
Get fucking Metallica man. 

NFL refuses to get acts that blew up in the last 3 years and instead go for whatever was big 20 years ago or more.

[Fastbreak 4012]

Just standard 4 seasons confusion. They tried to sign Usher, but just got an usher at the flamingo lounge.

[ATXbronco 4381]

Not sure who she is but I like her

 

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

What’s up with the gloves Usher?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

Kicking myself for not giving my 5Yo a bath at this time

[Guest]

wife: she has a lot of spanx on..

 

I'm dying laughing.