Olds with their phone on speaker

[Gil Bang 25975]

GF is getting oral surgery. Dental office is in an old-school MOB. 4 offices with a common waiting area. 2 different blue hairs have had loud, lengthy phone conversations with their phone on speaker. So fucking annoying.

[52-80 19163]

2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is getting oral surgery.

Back in the day your GF didnt need a surgeon just to do that

[luke duke 6413]

Make a bunch of noise in the background.

[TrashMaster G 17563]

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is getting oral surgery. Dental office is in an old-school MOB. 4 offices with a common waiting area. 2 different blue hairs have had loud, lengthy phone conversations with their phone on speaker. So fucking annoying.

This is NOT an olds thing.  It's an a-hole thing.  I see tons of Gen Y and Gen Z losers doing this.

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is getting oral surgery. Dental office is in an old-school MOB. 4 offices with a common waiting area. 2 different blue hairs have had loud, lengthy phone conversations with their phone on speaker. So fucking annoying.

always fun when they do it in the bathroom...  I make sure to rip as massive a fart as I can

 

or I start yelling.... "ooohh Jesus, get your shit outta me!!!!" at the top of my lungs.....  they usually  say "GTG, bye" within seconds of that..... which is exactly what I wanted

 

if not  WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR!!!!!!!!!  works to close the deal

['stache 21819]

I’ve softened on people talking busing EarPods because I do that too now. I use speaker too often but not in iublic. I have a huge issue about people hearing my conversations.

[Sheep Have Wool 1053]

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I’ve softened on people talking busing EarPods because I do that too now. I use speaker too often but not in iublic. I have a huge issue about people hearing my conversations.

It seems like you're paranoid and having a stroke, so it's likely you fit right in with the olds under discussion.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

GF is getting oral surgery. Dental office is in an old-school MOB. 4 offices with a common waiting area. 2 different blue hairs have had loud, lengthy phone conversations with their phone on speaker. So fucking annoying.

How about an 84 year old trying to fill out her info on the i-pad the Dr office wants patients using instead of paper?  That's a fun thing to be within earshot of, and by within earshot I mean at least 25 feet away because she's talking so fucking loud 

[Armybrat 40851]

This morning while waiting for Mrs. Brat to leave Target, a 50something couple got out of their car to go inside. 
The woman was about 5’2”,  300 lbs with tits as big as watermelons.

She was yapping louder than Bob Cole on her cellphone all the way into the store. Her silent husband looked like a whipped dog.

jfc

[Kennythetiger 9390]

21 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

This morning while waiting for Mrs. Brat to leave Target, a 50something couple got out of their car to go inside. 
The woman was about 5’2”,  300 lbs with tits as big as watermelons.

She was yapping louder than Bob Cole on her cellphone all the way into the store. Her silent husband looked like a whipped dog.

jfc

Thanks for the pictures, asshole. 

[Armybrat 40851]

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Thanks for the pictures, asshole. 

At least you didn’t have to see or hear it in person.

I still have PTSD.

['stache 21819]

1 hour ago, Sheep Have Wool said:

It seems like you're paranoid and having a stroke, so it's likely you fit right in with the olds under discussion.

I also can't stand people looking over my shoulder while I'm using my phone or computer. It might be ass burgers for all I know.

[Gil Bang 25975]

3 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Thanks for the pictures, asshole. 

you want to see an upside-down 300 lb woman with watermelon tits? 

[Kennythetiger 9390]

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

you want to see an upside-down 300 lb woman with watermelon tits? 

I want to see ‘em all. 

[Doze 1322]

Olds being annoying on speakerphone?  Wait 'til you hear bout the young folks publicly facetiming their friend about how good their avacado toast is.  

Edited January 30 by Doze

[AUS-97HORN 11809]

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I want to see ‘em all. 

 

 

[ROFL BOX 6649]

I'm constantly fighting this speakerphone battle with my nearly 79 year old mom.

[Parliament 14260]

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you want to see an upside-down 300 lb woman with watermelon tits? 

Yes

[RPM 26322]

Pull out your phone and start playing music. Yoko Ono is at the top of the playlist.