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  On 5/15/2024 at 6:50 PM, BeardIP said:

Everyone seems to be so upset about the Cybertruck, which I don't really understand.

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It's not that we are upset, it's that we are mocking the fact that Tesla is supposedly the world's most valuable car company, and their first "truck" turns out to be something that was either designed in India by somebody who attached some sheet metal to one of their trucks that we can't import in the US, or that was designed by 8 year-olds.  

And not just 8 year-olds, but 8 year-olds in the 1970s/1980s who watched some Roger Corman (RIP) movies or watched Damnation Alley too many times.

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  On 5/15/2024 at 7:16 PM, BeardIP said:

Definitely think that the people who bought the thing should be upset, but it seems as if they aren't really, at least from reading the viral tweets and such. 

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If you spent $85,000 - $100,000 on something, and it turned out you had to be careful when encountering car washes in the wild, or needed a degree in chemistry to properly clean it, or were reduced to using fucking Barkeeper's Friend on it, or couldn't carry a spare tire unless you want to wipe out a huge chunk of the limited bed space, you're not going to put it out that there you fucked up.  Plus, if you are critical, some of the Cult of Elon folks might jump all over your ass on social media.

Having seen several in the wild now, and up close no less, it's hard to believe that it starts at $81,000 when you see Rivians and Ford F-150s Lightnings for far less, with a lot more functionality.

 

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  On 5/15/2024 at 11:05 PM, tbone_ said:


Uh the 80s Cutlass does not belong in that group of wretched examples of mechanical abortions

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"We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there, just drop on down and watch ol' grandpa run..."

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  On 5/15/2024 at 11:05 PM, tbone_ said:


Uh the 80s Cutlass does not belong in that group of wretched examples of mechanical abortions

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Would love to pick the kids up from school in one of those, after years of seeing all of the boring beige and silver shitboxes that way too many parents drive these days....

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  On 5/15/2024 at 8:16 PM, Zeus said:

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/laura-loomer-banned-twitter/

Loomer said Twitter informed her she was banned for violating rules against hateful statements after she posted that Minnesota Representative-elect Ilhan Omar was "anti Jewish." Loomer's tweet, one of many that she had posted criticizing Omar and other prominent Muslim figures, said the incoming congresswoman was part of a faith in which "homosexuals are oppressed" and "women are abused."

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https://www.newsweek.com/i-am-sure-trump-going-get-wind-twitter-bans-laura-loomer-far-right-activist-1227218

That's kind of light on the tweet that got her banned, she specifically said:

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"Isn't it ironic how the twitter moment used to celebrate 'women, LGBTQ, and minorities' is a picture of Ilhan Omar?" Loomer tweeted. "Ilhan is pro Sharia Ilhan is pro-FGM Under Sharia, homosexuals are oppressed & killed. Women are abused & forced to wear the hijab. Ilhan is anti Jewish."

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That kind of direct attack on someone had never been kosher on Twitter.

 

  On 5/15/2024 at 8:16 PM, Zeus said:
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He wasn't permanently banned, his account was reinstated a week later.

 

 

  On 5/15/2024 at 8:16 PM, Zeus said:

Meanwhile this was fine

 

 

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Calling someone an asswipe, piece of shit, asshole and motherfucking evil creature person is a problem? Didn't realize you were such a delicate snowflake, given the speech you are defending.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 1:22 AM, Deej said:

Your kids?

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My 5th grader would love to be picked up in a 1980s muscle car.  He hates that we've only ever had minivans and SUVs.

Ain't picking up anybody else's kids unless it's at UT, and I'm driving one of these.

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Or this

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  On 5/15/2024 at 11:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

Having seen several in the wild now, and up close no less, it's hard to believe that it starts at $81,000 when you see Rivians and Ford F-150s Lightnings for far less, with a lot more functionality.

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I believe you in the functionality. I don’t think they are far less. I see 80k used Rivians somewhat regularly at a dealer in Houston area. That same dealer has mid 60s Lightning’s somewhat regularly, too. Decently high mileage ones. I don’t know shit about the new cost of either.  The Fords are typically high trim. 

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  On 5/15/2024 at 3:39 PM, Brisketexan said:

 

 

Seriously.  "SQUIRREL!  I can think about a lot of things, all of them in an utterly ill-informed, half-assed way!" isn't the flex that he thinks it is.

FFS, I'm a pretty smart guy.  I actually do shift my thinking from subject to subject (from case to case or issue to issue), by necessity, on a regular basis.  And....IT SUCKS.  It is inefficient, and leads to incomplete thoughts and sometimes erroneous thinking.  My thinking is much, much better when I stick with a task at hand and think it through.  That's how all brains work.  The fact that you can think about 20 things in quick sequence?  Cool, I do that too.  But what can you ACCOMPLISH with respect to any/all of those things?  THAT is the relevant question.  He doesn't answer it.

Well, he has answered it.  By his results.  The Cybertruck.  Firing masses of people actually essential for his core business, etc.  Half-assed thinking yields shitty results. 

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The science is already in and well established. With the extremely rare (sub 3% in most the data I've found) humans can't multitask. In fact, attempting to do so consitently can decrease congnative ability. In other words, multitasking makes you dumber over time. There's a lot of data that supports this conclusion and below is the first link I found from 2021.

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/science-clear-multitasking-doesnt-work

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  On 5/16/2024 at 5:53 AM, fattyflattie said:

You know they have a group that will LS swap Miatas?   

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Hah.. well, I own a Z4 and plan to LS swap it when I have the cash to do so. There are companies that make entire mounting/transmission kits to do so.

I do, however, openly acknowledge it's fucking stupid and financially pretty dumb when, for the about same cost, I could go out and buy a new Supra/Z4 that would out perform in in nearly every category aside from HP.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 3:01 AM, fattyflattie said:

I believe you in the functionality. I don’t think they are far less. I see 80k used Rivians somewhat regularly at a dealer in Houston area. That same dealer has mid 60s Lightning’s somewhat regularly, too. Decently high mileage ones. I don’t know shit about the new cost of either.  The Fords are typically high trim. 

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Eh.. it's certainly possible to find the 50K lightening but doesnt appear common. You're likely going to have to go outside to Texas market where all trucks get a premium. I found 137 new ones sub 50k nationally on cars.com

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Though the Rivians new are largely over 70k

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  On 5/16/2024 at 1:07 AM, atomheartbevo said:

Would love to pick the kids up from school in one of those, after years of seeing all of the boring beige and silver shitboxes that way too many parents drive these days....

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Can't wait till it's cheaper and easier to convert old vehicles into electric. 

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  On 5/16/2024 at 12:34 PM, BurntEyes said:

The science is already in and well established. With the extremely rare (sub 3% in most the data I've found) humans can't multitask. In fact, attempting to do so consitently can decrease congnative ability. In other words, multitasking makes you dumber over time. There's a lot of data that supports this conclusion and below is the first link I found from 2021.

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/science-clear-multitasking-doesnt-work

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This bodes well for all of the kids who are playing Minecraft while having a YouTube video running in one window while running a browser and looking stuff up in another.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 1:03 PM, YChang said:

Can't wait till it's cheaper and easier to convert old vehicles into electric. 

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For a while my brother in law worked in a shop in Austin doing just that - he got to convert a '55 Chevy to electric and did a bunch of custom bracket and mounting stuff with 3D printing 

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  On 5/16/2024 at 1:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder how well the suspensions will hold up to the battery weight.

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That's going to be the major issue. That and the weight of the old cars are going to be the issue. You'll need a lot of power to make a 1968 Camaro or even more so for the vans pictured above. That means a lot of battery. 

Oh.. and while I was surfing cars I concluded that for $80k I could buy a Nissan Leaf AND a Ford Ranger Raptor/Toyota Tacoma TRD/Chevy Colorado ZR2.

And if you're super worried about the environment, the Ford Maverick Hybrid (despite lotsa recall issues) is a more capable "truck" for sub $50k.

So... a fully functional electric and a vehicle that can legitimately off road which is faster than you ever need to go, legally. Not only that, but any option is car wash safe. 

I know where I'd put my money.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 2:09 PM, BurntEyes said:

That's going to be the major issue. That and the weight of the old cars are going to be the issue. You'll need a lot of power to make a 1968 Camaro or even more so for the vans pictured above. That means a lot of battery. 

Oh.. and while I was surfing cars I concluded that for $80k I could buy a Nissan Leaf AND a Ford Ranger Raptor/Toyota Tacoma TRD/Chevy Colorado ZR2.

And if you're super worried about the environment, the Ford Maverick Hybrid (despite lotsa recall issues) is a more capable "truck" for sub $50k.

So... a fully functional electric and a vehicle that can legitimately off road which is faster than you ever need to go, legally. Not only that, but any option is car wash safe. 

I know where I'd put my money.

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Honestly, this is kinda where I'm gonna stick.  I have my old 99 F-150 4X4 fully up and running (and, for the first time in 10 years, registered and street legal).  I need a truck for maybe 2k miles a year - hunting, fishing, hauling stuff.  And when you consider the cost of a new truck with 4WD, and how expensive they are to repair....fuck that, I'll just keep this old beast running for another 20 years.  Ito contributes minimal pollution because it's my backup vehicle, not a daily driver.  I'm driving my mom's old (low mileage) little SUV now as my daily driver, but when I ditch that, I'll almost certainly be going at least to a hybrid.  So, I'll have a hybrid for 95% of my road miles, and a reliable truck for the other 5%.  

And yeah, the truck is already faded, dented, and ugly, so....it's like a cybertruck already!

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Posted
  On 5/16/2024 at 5:42 AM, BeardIP said:

Found the guy who drives a Mazda Miata haha lol

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I have owned several.  Great cars, a ton of fun.  But if you are insecure about your manhood, you'll need something else to compensate.

  On 5/16/2024 at 5:53 AM, fattyflattie said:

You know they have a group that will LS swap Miatas?   

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My last one had a full FM kit, custom clipped ball bearing turbo, standalone engine management, and methanol injection.  Drive it normally, and it was a mild grocery getter, get heavy with the right foot and it was completely transformed.  IIRC mine put out ~295bhp (on pump gas @92f)  in a 2500lbs car.     I sold it because it was either going to kill me or get me arrested.

I sold it to a guy from SC that planned on putting in a V8.  I told him to drive it a bit first and see if he needed more.  I heard from him a few months later, he had scrapped the idea of the V8.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 2:58 PM, locodos said:

My last one had a full FM kit, custom clipped ball bearing turbo, standalone engine management, and methanol injection.  Drive it normally, and it was a mild grocery getter, get heavy with the right foot and it was completely transformed.  IIRC mine put out ~295bhp (on pump gas @92f)  in a 2500lbs car.     I sold it because it was either going to kill me or get me arrested.

I sold it to a guy from SC that planned on putting in a V8.  I told him to drive it a bit first and see if he needed more.  I heard from him a few months later, he had scrapped the idea of the V8.

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Yeah they definitely can be built as equipped. But they can also be made LS monsters. 

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  On 5/16/2024 at 3:36 PM, fattyflattie said:

Yeah they definitely can be built as equipped. But they can also be made LS monsters. 

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The trick is getting the power down.  There are severely diminishing returns to power grains in a Miata.    The car is aerodynamically unstable nearing 130mph and not enough rubber/weight for traction north of 275bhp.   Weight distribution gets thrown off, weight increases... etc.   

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Don't get me wrong, they are cool cars but It's just a matter of how wild you want to get.

It's like the old joke, what's the difference between a 700hp and a 1000hp Supra?   Nothing

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Musk’s cyber clothes, so lithe and airy it feels like nothing at all. Only $3000 per custom tailor fitted suit. $500 for the best t-shirt you will ever know, and $1200 for industry disrupting jeans. These are in limited supply so order now, this fashion forward product won’t be available for long.

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Posted
  On 5/15/2024 at 10:44 PM, Born to Run said:
  On 5/15/2024 at 10:36 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:
It's perfectly fine that you don't know anything about cars, but this is a truly terrible take. 
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Yeah the Avalanche, Aztek, or 80s era Cutlas would be a good example. While not my jam, Miatas freaking rip and are fun as shit on a drive up Lime Creek rd

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My parents have owned Miatas for quite a few years and are in a Miata Club in SA. They drive all over the place. I can promise we'll still see Miatas on the road in 20 years. Probably can't say the same about Cybertrucks.

 

  On 5/16/2024 at 3:01 AM, fattyflattie said:

I believe you in the functionality. I don’t think they are far less. I see 80k used Rivians somewhat regularly at a dealer in Houston area. That same dealer has mid 60s Lightning’s somewhat regularly, too. Decently high mileage ones. I don’t know shit about the new cost of either.  The Fords are typically high trim

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So, the total opposite of Lara Loomer.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 3:45 PM, locodos said:

The trick is getting the power down.  There are severely diminishing returns to power grains in a Miata.    The car is aerodynamically unstable nearing 130mph and not enough rubber/weight for traction north of 275bhp.   Weight distribution gets thrown off, weight increases... etc.   

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Don't get me wrong, they are cool cars but It's just a matter of how wild you want to get.

It's like the old joke, what's the difference between a 700hp and a 1000hp Supra?   Nothing

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Well, that’s the trick with anything right? I’m not familiar with their suspension limitations, but seems most people want to track them and agreed, would be easy to overpower.  You just want a stupid ratio buggy to toy around in, built LS would be cool imo.  One of my buddies in high school was given a built Supra (mind bottling parental/community decision) that was set at around 900 and could be turned quite a bit up from there.  It was mostly sort of controllable on the 900 setting.  When he turned it up it didn’t matter if his big tires were on or not, it was always a question on what it would do.  I can’t believe he did not kill himself or others.  

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  On 5/16/2024 at 4:16 PM, C-Man said:

My parents have owned Miatas for quite a few years and are in a Miata Club in SA. They drive all over the place. I can promise we'll still see Miatas on the road in 20 years. Probably can't say the same about Cybertrucks.

 

So, the total opposite of Lara Loomer.

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Lulz, the Miata is arguably the most popular track car in the US. Granted the non-electric ones are going away, but they'll be around well beyond 20 years from now.

I'm not sure any BroTrucks will make it past 2025.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 2:18 PM, Brisketexan said:

Honestly, this is kinda where I'm gonna stick.  I have my old 99 F-150 4X4 fully up and running (and, for the first time in 10 years, registered and street legal).  I need a truck for maybe 2k miles a year - hunting, fishing, hauling stuff.  And when you consider the cost of a new truck with 4WD, and how expensive they are to repair....fuck that, I'll just keep this old beast running for another 20 years.  Ito contributes minimal pollution because it's my backup vehicle, not a daily driver.  I'm driving my mom's old (low mileage) little SUV now as my daily driver, but when I ditch that, I'll almost certainly be going at least to a hybrid.  So, I'll have a hybrid for 95% of my road miles, and a reliable truck for the other 5%.  

And yeah, the truck is already faded, dented, and ugly, so....it's like a cybertruck already!

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Yep, same. My 2017 Tundra is hopefully the last truck I'll ever buy. It's paid off, and it's the best truck I've ever owned. At some point in the future, I'd like to get a sporty little coupe to drive around town and for weekend getaways and the like. Hopefully in the next couple years there will be some plugin hybrid cars that fit the bill. Mercedes AMG has the C43, which has the type of powertrain I'm talking about...a turbo 4 with hybrid assist, 400HP, 30ish MPG and a 4 second 0-60...but it's fucking ugly. If BMW would offer a similar powertrain in an M car, I'd probably get on the waiting list for it right now. 

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  On 5/16/2024 at 8:09 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Yep, same. My 2017 Tundra is hopefully the last truck I'll ever buy. It's paid off, and it's the best truck I've ever owned. At some point in the future, I'd like to get a sporty little coupe to drive around town and for weekend getaways and the like. Hopefully in the next couple years there will be some plugin hybrid cars that fit the bill. Mercedes AMG has the C43, which has the type of powertrain I'm talking about...a turbo 4 with hybrid assist, 400HP, 30ish MPG and a 4 second 0-60...but it's fucking ugly. If BMW would offer a similar powertrain in an M car, I'd probably get on the waiting list for it right now. 

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I know you, and I know where you come from.

Your daily driver will be this:

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And I know you like to show off....that's a Cutlass SUPREME, baby.

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First human to have Elon's Neuralink installed is, you guessed it, aggy.

All jokes aside (and there's some low-hanging fruit in this article), this is an interesting read. The subject is 30 and a quadriplegic due to a lake accident while serving as a kids' camp counselor. Apparently, the thing "worked" great for a month after being implanted in January but isn't performing nearly as well now. A bit shocking for an Elon product, no? 

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2024-05-16/neuralink-s-first-patient-describes-living-with-brain-implant?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTcxNTg1NzgxNSwiZXhwIjoxNzE2NDYyNjE1LCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTREtSV01UMEFGQjQwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI5MTM4NzMzNDcyQkY0QjlGQTg0OTI3QTVBRjY1QzBCRiJ9.nW2vqsd38x6-nHJMMj-ZzTwKvPWoy6nDuKFl3ZsbTz0

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If only someone could have seen this coming.

https://gizmodo.com/the-big-problem-with-hertzs-used-teslas-1851482836

 

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Hertz gambled and lost when it placed its big EV bet on Tesla a few years ago. It was a chance for the rental car company to shake up the industry, instead the company bought 30,000 Teslas, got scared away by depreciation and expensive repairs and now wants to get rid of them. While all those used Teslas looked to be great used car deals, it turns out high mileage EVs that were formerly rentals are horrible to own as New York Magazine reported.

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Hertz had ambitions to make 20 percent of its rental fleet EVs, and it was going to start with a massive Tesla deal that saw the company purchase over 30,000. Expensive maintenance that the company didn’t account for spooked the company enough to start to sell off it’s fleet. This made for incredible used EV buys, especially when you factor in the used EV tax credit of $4,000. People scrambled to Hertz dealers buying them up. One salesman at a Hertz dealer in Smithtown, New York told New York Magazine that they were selling as many as 30 Teslas a week at one point. A slowdown came when buyers finally started to realize just what they got themselves into.

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Take Bijay Pandey of Irving, Texas. He went and purchased a 2022 Model 3 Long Range for just $25,000 for his wife earlier this year. Problems with it started not long after he purchased it.

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  On 5/16/2024 at 8:14 PM, Brisketexan said:

I know you, and I know where you come from.

Your daily driver will be this:

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And I know you like to show off....that's a Cutlass SUPREME, baby.

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 No man, just no...

I owned this car (same color and model):

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I bought it while living at Taos Co-operative. Purchased price was one heavily used motorcycle helmet, a pack of cigarettes, 12 pack of Milwaukee's Beast. 

I never registered it, never insured it, and I kept a quart of oil in the trunk cause it drank the stuff.

It made 2 trips to Padre and untold trips to San Marcos, and one, now infamous "ride for the shrooms". 

I was stolen and I didn't fix the steering column so I had to crank it like a thief.

I'd hand out the "keys" without hesitation at a party for a "beer run" or whatever.

Eventually, it just stopped running, and I got, I think $150 from a "tow your junk away" place.

Loved that fucking ride man. Best car investment I ever made.

But it was not electric nor hybrid... so... it had to go.

  On 5/16/2024 at 8:22 PM, Gene Parmesan said:

My first introduction to the Miata was this commercial and I’ve hated it since. 
 

 

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Why do you hate 'Murica? 

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  On 5/16/2024 at 8:37 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

If only someone could have seen this coming.

https://gizmodo.com/the-big-problem-with-hertzs-used-teslas-1851482836

 

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I'd sooner purchase a race prep high mileage Miata than a rental Telsa. 

(Miata talk not going away)

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