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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

Holy shit, musks crotch goblin told trump "you are not the president and you need to go away"

 

Truly, fucking, insane. 

If a little kid is saying something like that, he heard it somewhere else and is repeating it.

Edit: here's a timestamped YouTube link too, in case you think it's an edit

I asked on another thread if this was legit.  Good to know it is.  Fuck both of these losers.

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What do you think Musk has on him?  

I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.
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Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump has to know the kid heard it from his dad.

We get "President Musk" trending and Trump and his fragile ego will send him packing toot sweet.  What good is Elmo's having dirt on Donny if Donny can just say fake news and no one will care.

14 hours ago, TornACL said:

Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office? 

His "hair" is attached to it.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

Presidentialdickpics.com, coming to a web browser near you!

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Posted
1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

It's certainly not the worst theory.

Posted (edited)

i don't know what my favorite bit was today...Rep Garcia saying he brought his own 'dick pic' and holding up a picture of Elon...or Elon's kid telling Trump he wasn't the president and he 'should go' 🤣

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1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

Paging Monica Lewinsky, your presence is urgently needed in the White House.

Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, locodos said:

What do you think Musk has on him?  

A conspiracy theorist might listen to Trump talk about Elon knowing all about the voting machines and think that Musk stole the election for him. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

i don't know what my favorite bit was today...Rep Garcia saying he brought his own 'dick pic' and holding up a picture of Elon...or Elon's kid telling Trump he wasn't the president and he 'should go' 🤣

Garcia calling Musk "President Elon Musk".  That stuff is trending on the socials, so Trump would have seen it.

And yeah, combined with Musk's kid telling him to go.

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2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs.

He just has to think Musk has it all as well - Musk doesn't even have to have them, but he will believe that Musk would use them.

If you go back through this thread, I thought Musk would have been gone before the end of January, but here we are.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

He just has to think Musk has it all as well - Musk doesn't even have to have them, but he will believe that Musk would use them.

If you go back through this thread, I thought Musk would have been gone before the end of January, but here we are.

Nah, not enough time to create the outrage. I thought 6 months. Summer travel season. Shit will be expensive, no eggs at Denny's, and Maga's want to vacation in Gatorland Resort in Okefenokee won't be able to afford it.

Oh, and meth will be more expensive and NOT mixed with fentynel. That is when the anger starts.

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4 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

That is really interesting. I know there are (were?) larger programs than that. For instance INL aviation is pretty damn big, but is that per year over 5? The Advisor support for Peacekeeping operations is forecasted at 750M over 5 years.

A few things I spot.

1- Award date. End of the fiscal year so they can use unpledged funds.

2- The NAICS code is all fucked up.

311999 - All Other Miscellaneous Food Manufacturing

The proper NAICS is

336992 - Military Armored Vehicle, Tank and Tank Component Manufacturing

But there are others that are messed up. I like the one for local guard services for belgium.

311830 - Tortilla Manufacturing

So where are you going to charge these things out in the middle of no where?

This is just the procurement forecast and so other cost centers won’t be here.  INL aviation isn’t a procurement. 
 

That many armored Teslas, I have to think the plan is to make Tesla the new default Ambo car instead of the existing Caddys. 

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is just the procurement forecast and so other cost centers won’t be here.  INL aviation isn’t a procurement. 
 

That many armored Teslas, I have to think the plan is to make Tesla the new default Ambo car instead of the existing Caddys. 

Its on there. INL Worldwide Aviation. So are a few LGF's, etc.

yeah, its only about 400-500 cars when it is all said and done. So ambassador and maybe some extras around DC and key CONUS consulates. UN, etc.

 

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Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Its on there. INL Worldwide Aviation. So are a few LGF's, etc.

yeah, its only about 400-500 cars when it is all said and done. So ambassador and maybe some extras around DC and key CONUS consulates. UN, etc.

 

Didn’t see it, mea culpa. 
 

LOL, enjoy everyone. The VIP car with flags flying and the police escort in every country is gonna be a fucking Tesla.  The new “standard of the world.” 

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1 minute ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Didn’t see it, mea culpa. 
 

LOL, enjoy everyone. The VIP car with flags flying and the police escort in every country is gonna be a fucking Tesla.  The new “standard of the world.” 

And remember we laughed when that chechyn goat fucker got one and showed it off?

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30 minutes ago, Chopper said:

leading to the death of all 3

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In a statement provided by the city, Dixon relatives said he had a “boundless enthusiasm for life,” was passionate about sports, and had a deep love for animals, especially his dog, Ruby.

“Soren lit up a room, made friends easily, smiled and laughed often, and had a unique ability to make everyone feel welcomed and valued,”

Think Tim Robinson GIF by NETFLIX

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I asked on another thread if this was legit.  Good to know it is.  Fuck both of these losers.

Shorter clip. He also says to Turnip, “I want you to shut your fucking mouth up.”

EDIT: sorry, forgot the clip.

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Posted
13 hours ago, TornACL said:

Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office? 

A grown man wearing a hat inside goes against my raising, especially in a formal setting like an interview in the goddamn White House.

 

 

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Also, can you imagine landing some high-level job and thinking you get to roll around in one of those bad ass tricked out Escalades only to find out it's being replaced with a god damn Logitech mouse looking piece of Tesla shit?  Must be demoralizing.

It's also highly impractical and not road legal in many countries.

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Posted
13 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


I've said it before. He has all of the Twitter DMs. Trump was on Twitter like 16 hours a day before he was banned. He was getting and sending all kinds of crazy shit via DM. Trump is your grandfather who has no idea about security or encryption. I guarantee there are dick pics and underage things happening in those DMs.

If this is true then Jack Dorsey had it all too and did absolutely nothing with it

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

Practicality and legality have nothing to do with grifting.

Obviously but neither does the comfort of the people riding in it, which is what i was adding to your comment...so I don't get your point and I wasn't disagreeing with you. It's not like a country gets to decide they can drive diplomats in whatever type of vehicle they want. Russia, for instance, couldn't import an Armata tank to drive their diplos around in because it's not road legal in the US. 

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10 hours ago, Chopper said:

Take a wild guess at which one of these 2023 high school graduates was driving a dorkmobile while high on cocaine and with a BAC of .195

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and did this

 

leading to the death of all 3

I incorrectly would have guessed the one in the middle.  Maybe the Incel-Caminos need that armor addition (not that we-the-people should have to pay for it).

 

Better advice:

 

9561712b-4c0d-454f-b032-8aac772c40f0-tex

 

/I can't decide if I like name Incel-Camino or Wank-Panzer better.

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Posted
23 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

If this is true then Jack Dorsey had it all too and did absolutely nothing with it

I would imagine that while Dorsey has custody of the DMs as the operator of Twitter, he wasn't going in and breaking the glass to snoop on accounts. It's bad for business, or at least it is if you're not an apparatus of the State

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