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On 3/7/2025 at 10:03 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Whatever. He is a genius. He single handedly designed all his products. No one could keep up with him. I mean, he has degrees is everything. Boring, space exploration, you name it.

He did not need an army of engineers/programmers/coders, etc. Nope, just Elon, his ruler and a pencil. It all came from that.

He did all that AND is the most feared online gamer in the world.

Bow down you simpleton.

 

My name is Dorkmandias!  Nerd of nerds!  Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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40 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Took four little kids to the Austin FC game in my Tesla tonight.  Came out afterward to a slashed tire.  Thanks a pant load Elon.  

You need more bumper stickers, or perhaps a re-badging. But in all seriousness sorry about your tire. But also, have you considered making it an Audi?

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6 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Took four little kids to the Austin FC game in my Tesla tonight.  Came out afterward to a slashed tire.  Thanks a pant load Elon.  

That sucks. Definitely need some "I bought this before we knew" stickers

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7 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Took four little kids to the Austin FC game in my Tesla tonight.  Came out afterward to a slashed tire.  Thanks a pant load Elon.  

 

Rookies.

Tire slashing is too much work.  What you really should do if the situation ever calls for it is to have a nice pair of side cutters handy and just cut the valve stems off.  You can do that much quicker and with far less work.  However, with the advent of modern battery operated power tools, one can just use a 3/4 bit with a drill and go through the sidewall.  Or, with a sawzall, just make a large cut.  However, those methods make noise and might draw unwanted attention.

 

Aside from that, what happened to you sucks, and yeah, I echo the sentiments of others.   Time to rebadge your car as a Buick or Audi or something.

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8 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Took four little kids to the Austin FC game in my Tesla tonight.  Came out afterward to a slashed tire.  Thanks a pant load Elon.  

Sux for you but just so you know it was Soros that paid someone to do that. 

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9 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Took four little kids to the Austin FC game in my Tesla tonight.  Came out afterward to a slashed tire.  Thanks a pant load Elon.  

Drive a stupid car, win stupid prizes.

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Tweeting through it, day #17273662726262627

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This is who he's talking shit to:IMG_0735.thumb.jpeg.96ffb1fac9f687cc146ad397d9e5851a.jpeg

As we all know, when you have the option to ensure and entire continent moves forward with another option the first time it shows up, you tske it. CEOing 101

 

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Tweeting through it, day #17273662726262627
IMG_0734.thumb.jpeg.2524e9e7b48256bc12a8868f1fe2f339.jpeg 
This is who he's talking shit to:IMG_0735.thumb.jpeg.96ffb1fac9f687cc146ad397d9e5851a.jpeg
As we all know, when you have the option to ensure and entire continent moves forward with another option the first time it shows up, you tske it. CEOing 101
 

If you wanted to incentivize everyone else to develop an alternative to a communications network that can be turned off at the whim of a supervillain…you wouldn’t handle this any differently.
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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


If you wanted to incentivize everyone else to develop an alternative to a communications network that can be turned off at the whim of a supervillain…you wouldn’t handle this any differently.

1898710956923859306

 

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fuck the earth amirite?

 

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Feb. 5, 2025 (Spaceweather.com): What goes up, must come down–which could be a problem when you’re launching thousands of satellites. Since 2018, SpaceX has placed more than 7,000 Starlink satellites into Earth orbit, and now they are starting to come down. In January alone, more than 120 Starlinks deorbited, creating a shower of fireballs.

“The sustained rate of daily reentries is unprecedented,” says Jonathan McDowell, an astronomer at the Harvard Center for Astrophysics who tracks satellites. “They are retiring and incinerating about 4 or 5 Starlinks every day.”

https://spaceweatherarchive.com/2025/02/19/unprecedented-starlink-reentries/

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12 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Took four little kids to the Austin FC game in my Tesla tonight.  Came out afterward to a slashed tire.  Thanks a pant load Elon.  

Messing with a person’s automobile is grounds for execution. And I don’t even believe in the death penalty. 

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8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

wrong thread

I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you edited it,  I’d say you meant to post this in a thread over in the Help forum, and all I can say from personal experience is use a water-based lubricant because anything else is a fucking nightmare to get out of bedsheets,

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13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you edited it,  I’d say you meant to post this in a thread over in the Help forum, and all I can say from personal experience is use a water-based lubricant because anything else is a fucking nightmare to get out of bedsheets,

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wasn’t going to say anything, but since you edited it,  I’d say you meant to post this in a thread over in the Help forum, and all I can say from personal experience is use a water-based lubricant because anything else is a fucking nightmare to get out of bedsheets,

*heads over to Help thread

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 "I literally challenged Putin to one-on-one physical combat over Ukraine..."

president Putin laughing (German interview) on Make a GIF

Putin is a legit Judoka and Musk is a trash bag stuffed with giant cheese triangles. I would pay $9.99 to watch that PPV.

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