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On 3/28/2025 at 2:27 PM, bolverk said:

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I am shocked, SHOCKED to see that at least ONE the guys that got a $1 million check from Elon wasn't really a rando but in fact someone that was an operative.

 

 

 

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Posted
22 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And FSD, and RoboTaxis, and...

I actually wanna go to downtown austin to ride waymo's self driving taxi. whereas not so much with tsla robotaxi. here if you havent seen it already

 

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Dammit man. Here comes Guadaloop to tell us that FSD isn't actually autopilot, or maybe the opposite, and that the test was faked and that Mercedes has level 3 but only because they follow lame ass rules and stuff.

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Posted
43 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

Shout out to username to content

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Posted
45 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

username checks out.

Posted
58 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

I don’t think Elon has any partners so he’s not at risk.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

Sounds like he farmed out that work to Neuralink. 

"Hey guys, I've got an ask"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Yeah, but the rest of us are paying for his frustration.

Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

And if true, he did it to himself, lol. Like, you could have a microdick, and still get all the pussy in the world because of said wealth. They'd even praise it all day long because, again, wealth. As a wise man once said "chick's dig dudes with money."

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15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And if true, he did it to himself, lol. Like, you could have a microdick, and still get all the pussy in the world because of said wealth. They'd even praise it all day long because, again, wealth. As a wise man once said "chick's dig dudes with money."

I thought he said if he had a million dollars he would do two chicks at the same time.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I thought he said if he had a million dollars he would do two chicks at the same time.


What would you do with $100 billion?

 

Elon: I’d chat the most vile shit imaginable with this guy for 22 hours a day, every day. 
 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

But, The Sun Also Rises.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Oh, no! How will they possibly pay their bills this month? I’m not sure someone losing $110 billion in net worth and still being worth $322 billion is deserving of a victory lap. Rather, it’s an indictment of our country becoming an oligarchy.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

They made a birthday cake for the guy who designed the Cybertruck?

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Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.

 

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Posted
45 minutes ago, royiv said:

Oh, no! How will they possibly pay their bills this month? I’m not sure someone losing $110 billion in net worth and still being worth $322 billion is deserving of a victory lap. Rather, it’s an indictment of our country becoming an oligarchy.

Yeah they’re not even close to spreewell broke. 

Posted
51 minutes ago, royiv said:

Oh, no! How will they possibly pay their bills this month? I’m not sure someone losing $110 billion in net worth and still being worth $322 billion is deserving of a victory lap. Rather, it’s an indictment of our country becoming an oligarchy.

It's almost like we should get over our fascination with net worth...

YARN | It's all a fugazi It's fairy dust, it doesn't exist ...

Posted (edited)
53 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

It's almost like we should get over our fascination with net worth...

YARN | It's all a fugazi It's fairy dust, it doesn't exist ...

Except they can take out loans against that net worth and convert it into REAL wealth and capital that exerts inflationary pressure on the economy, all tax-free of course.

It's literally how elon financed his twitter buyout at $54.20

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Except they can take out loans agains that net worth and convert it into REAL wealth and capital that exerts inflationary pressure on the economy, all tax-free of course.

I'd be pretty shocked if this was happening nearly as much with today's interest rates.  It's an unsustainable strategy long-term for lenders.  Musk's lenders are going to take it in the shorts eventually, which should start to dampen some of this activity.  That said, I'd support legislation to curtail the practice because of the tax-dodging nature of the behavior.

Even with the manipulation of the system, billionaires still only able to access a fraction of their net worth.  Musk is a HUGE outlier in the amount of pledged shares he has borrowed against.  He's fucking around, and I hope he finds out.

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Posted
Just now, Guadaloopy said:

He's fucking around, and I hope he finds out.

He won't.  He is protected by the regime.  That's a hallmark of fascism: the favored enterprises are always protected by the regime.

Remember when conservatives used to yell that the government "shouldn't pick winners and losers?"  Yeah.....every accusation is a confession, exhibit number infinity.

Elon will be fine.  He is backed, literally, by the full faith and credit of the US government.

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Posted
18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

n the end, Musk cursed the Cybertruck by ignoring the reasons people buy pickup trucks — to haul things around and drive well in offroad conditions.

 

Bullshit. 90% of the F150s sold in this country never haul anything that wouldn't fit in the back of a subaru and never go off pavement. 

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

It's almost like we should get over our fascination with net worth...

YARN | It's all a fugazi It's fairy dust, it doesn't exist ...

 

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It's not a fascination, it's a focus. It's because we understand the issues that come from people the amassing of such wealth, especially in the current post Citizen's United world.

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