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Posted
12 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Running against Paxton? That doesn't really make much sense financially. I'm pretty sure that paying off Paxton is pretty much cheaper and easier than running against Paxton.

Paxton is running against Cornyn.  Musk's lawyer is going to be the best-funded of any of the candidates by far, so he will be our next AG.

Which means Musk will be our AG in all but name.

Come On Wtf GIF by Saturday Night Live

Posted
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Which means Musk will be our AG in all but name.

And I ask again, why do someone of yall stay in Saudi Texrabia? 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That post got more laugh emojis than Elon gets in real life laughs. 

He's the richest man in the world and hangs out with some of the most awkward, cringey old white people in the world...he gets courtesy/sympathy laughs everywhere he goes, and he wouldn't care about telling the difference even if he could.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


My premonition of getting plowed over by a Cybertruck while walking on the sidewalk is nearer. 

Given the state of the world, might I suggest a vehicle where you're not equally as likely to win the collision? 

p=mv and all that, but that doesn't take into account deteriorating/disintegrating parts.

Posted
8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That post got more laugh emojis than Elon gets in real life laughs. 

this was one of the things that Breaking Twitter really showed - the guy has no ability to read the room. They talked about his appearance at the Chappelle show and his Super Bowl Tweet and his appearance at the World Cup final - and though all of that thought posting that poll "Should I step down as Twitter CEO" was a good idea. I know he can (and does) blame it on "being on the spectrum", but the dude wants a public life, so what does he expect?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, royiv said:

Why would he do that? He already bought the presidency.

It’s the Lex Luthor move. Nuke the faults in the US, buy Texas, US falls into the “ocean”…. Elonville and  Big Ballsburg. 

Posted
22 minutes ago, immamac said:

Lmao I don't even know what I'd do with all that money. 

I'd fund and produce @Nicole44's true crime podcast, and somehow, we'd always be around when they discover the bodies that she's later podcasting about.

And/or I'd have a mega yacht and pay Nicole to stay behind in each port and cover up everything my merry band of people did as we traveled around the world.  

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Covri said:

Does he not know how to wear a hat? Is that a child’s size? Why is it so far above his ears?

He’s never played baseball, or any sports that might have used a hat of some kind.  Plus it probably messes with the rumored plugins.  

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Posted
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I did not realize Quinn Emmanuel had opened offices in Texas.

They are becoming something of the antiChrist of law firms.

Well, I suppose I should take that back.  I have had or been adjacent to some pretty unpleasant experiences with specific QE attorneys, and one that was not. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edith_Ramirez

But QE is representing Abrego Garcia, so.

Posted
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s never played baseball, or any sports that might have used a hat of some kind.  Plus it probably messes with the rumored plugins.  

I suspect he also has crunchy hair due to product and yeah, he doesn't want that to get messed up. He's very vain about stuff like that but in the wrong ways.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Paragraph 1 - People seem shocked that a man that has 217 kids would tell nothing but dad jokes. His main failing is that he thinks they are epic and all should be laughed at, when most of us know they are corny and you should roll your eyes.

Paragraph 2 - "regularly and randomly

Jon Hamm Yes GIF

9 AM - Elon, drink this

10 AM - Elon, I think you might need to use the restroom, let's find a bathroom

10:15 AM - hey look who just showed up - the random drug tester!

 

Paragraph 3 - when Trump officials think you're the hardest person to deal with, that IS saying something.

 

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