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58 minutes ago, royiv said:

Dude looks stoned to the bejeezus belt.

Because he is.

And again I wonder how a man so rich and interesting can me so miserable.  He has the means to hang out with the literally cooled people on the planet. Hike mountains.  Bang Surly 10’s.  And all he does is yearn for the admiration of assholes.  I sincerely feel bad for him.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Because he is.

And again I wonder how a man so rich and interesting can me so miserable.  He has the means to hang out with the literally cooled people on the planet. Hike mountains.  Bang Surly 10’s.  And all he does is yearn for the admiration of assholes.  I sincerely feel bad for him.

I would be out there rollin' in my 5.0, with my rag-top down so my hair can blow, with the girlies on standby, waving just to say "Hi".

Probably head on down to A1A Beachfront Avenue.

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Posted
8 hours ago, Parliament said:

Because he is.

And again I wonder how a man so rich and interesting can me so miserable.  He has the means to hang out with the literally cooled people on the planet. Hike mountains.  Bang Surly 10’s.  And all he does is yearn for the admiration of assholes.  I sincerely feel bad for him.

A. This mother fucker isn’t interesting

B. All these PayPal mafia assholes are miserable. And they want the rest of society to be as miserable as them.

Why are they miserable? Because they don’t know how to be happy. They haven’t been happy a day in their lives. Their fathers never loved them, they never were shown what it’s like to be a real man. They only understand materialism, and while that has its moments, it doesn’t bring you real happiness.

These guys were shipped off to boarding schools and rarely saw their parents. Or their dads let the bullies beat them senseless to toughen them up. Or they were just given everything to make them happy in absence of real love. Etc.

Clearly Elon didn’t even learn how materialism could make him happy as a kid (despite his parent’s diamond mine), because he doesn’t do any of that materialistic stuff. He probably was leader of the dork squad in school and that’s what he knows.

It’s sad, but fuck him. With the pain and misery he subjects everyone to, both before and after getting involved in his doggy crap, he can eat shit. I wish he would take his misery and lock himself in a hotel room and play video games to his literal unwashed masses and just vanish from public life. Maybe one day one of his peons will call for a wellness check because he stroked out on his live stream ( of if we are really lucky it won’t happen on a live stream and he won’t be found for a month or so).

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What they need is therapy and some proper mental health care. 

There are plenty of other billionaires that are perfectly content banging 10's and living on a yacht somewhere because either they had a normal childhood and/or don't have any mental health issues. 

Posted
21 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

There are plenty of other billionaires that are perfectly content banging 10's and living on a yacht

It's because we post on Surly, as well as bang 10's on our yachts. 

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These ghouls only see things in utility and dollars and cents. They can’t fathom interest in anything that adds cultural value to a community. If it doesn’t put money in the pockets of the “chosen” few, why do it? That’s why they keep trying to cut arts funding and they are not philanthropic people. Houston has some of the best art in the country because they had rich patrons who valued those things (and loved seeing their names on walls). The Medici’s drove the Renaissance period. This new batch are Philistines and assholes.

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3 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

A. This mother fucker isn’t interesting

B. All these PayPal mafia assholes are miserable. And they want the rest of society to be as miserable as them.

Why are they miserable? Because they don’t know how to be happy. They haven’t been happy a day in their lives. Their fathers never loved them, they never were shown what it’s like to be a real man. They only understand materialism, and while that has its moments, it doesn’t bring you real happiness.

These guys were shipped off to boarding schools and rarely saw their parents. Or their dads let the bullies beat them senseless to toughen them up. Or they were just given everything to make them happy in absence of real love. Etc.

Clearly Elon didn’t even learn how materialism could make him happy as a kid (despite his parent’s diamond mine), because he doesn’t do any of that materialistic stuff. He probably was leader of the dork squad in school and that’s what he knows.

It’s sad, but fuck him. With the pain and misery he subjects everyone to, both before and after getting involved in his doggy crap, he can eat shit. I wish he would take his misery and lock himself in a hotel room and play video games to his literal unwashed masses and just vanish from public life. Maybe one day one of his peons will call for a wellness check because he stroked out on his live stream ( of if we are really lucky it won’t happen on a live stream and he won’t be found for a month or so).

Great post and I would love to respond to each point, but the Internet service on my yacht is shit and I’m not getting fucking Starlink. Hopefully I’ll be able to get some onshore WiFi when we pull into Aruba. 

Posted
34 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Great post and I would love to respond to each point, but the Internet service on my yacht is shit and I’m not getting fucking Starlink. Hopefully I’ll be able to get some onshore WiFi when we pull into Aruba. 

@swam4tx

Posted
1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

She looks like a mashup of Walter Goggins' girlfriend/wife from White Lotus/Righteous Gemstones

You can tell she's into groyper humor and sycophantic enough to dress and behave like a tradwife.

Posted
44 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

That is a woman who absolutely would drown her first husband at the country club golf course and get away with it.

Nicole?

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Posted (edited)

Sorry that happened!!

*TESLA 1Q ADJ EPS 27C, EST. 43C
*TESLA 1Q REV. $19.34B, EST. $21.37B
*TESLA: WILL REVISIT OUR 2025 GUIDANCE IN OUR Q2 UPDATE
*TESLA: TARIFF LANDSCAPE TO HAVE A LARGER IMPACT ON ENERGY UNIT

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Posted
1 minute ago, Chopper said:

Sorry that happened!!

*TESLA 1Q ADJ EPS 27C, EST. 43C
*TESLA 1Q REV. $19.34B, EST. $21.37B
*TESLA: WILL REVISIT OUR 2025 GUIDANCE IN OUR Q2 UPDATE
*TESLA: TARIFF LANDSCAPE TO HAVE A LARGER IMPACT ON ENERGY UNIT

Ouch. Net income slid 71% in Q1.

Fuck around, find out.

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5 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Sorry that happened!!

*TESLA 1Q ADJ EPS 27C, EST. 43C
*TESLA 1Q REV. $19.34B, EST. $21.37B
*TESLA: WILL REVISIT OUR 2025 GUIDANCE IN OUR Q2 UPDATE
*TESLA: TARIFF LANDSCAPE TO HAVE A LARGER IMPACT ON ENERGY UNIT

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"To recap, Wall Street analysts are looking for Tesla to report first-quarter adjusted earnings of 41 cents a share on sales of $21.3 billion."

19 CENTS PER SHARE

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Posted
1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

You can tell she's into groyper humor and sycophantic enough to dress and behave like a tradwife.

 

8 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

i know 1/3 of those words

Shorthand explanation

  • Groyper: White nationalists who like to pretend they're not racists by making racist "joke" memes; think Pepe the Frog.
  • Sycophantic: ass-kisser; brown-noser.
  • Tradwife ("traditional" wife): Racist white Gen-Z chicks (and some Millennial ones) who cosplay in feminine garb like 50s housewives and bake shit for clicks on TikTok.
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