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On 3/28/2025 at 2:27 PM, bolverk said:

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I am shocked, SHOCKED to see that at least ONE the guys that got a $1 million check from Elon wasn't really a rando but in fact someone that was an operative.

 

 

 

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Posted
22 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And FSD, and RoboTaxis, and...

I actually wanna go to downtown austin to ride waymo's self driving taxi. whereas not so much with tsla robotaxi. here if you havent seen it already

 

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Posted

Dammit man. Here comes Guadaloop to tell us that FSD isn't actually autopilot, or maybe the opposite, and that the test was faked and that Mercedes has level 3 but only because they follow lame ass rules and stuff.

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Posted
43 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

Shout out to username to content

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Posted
45 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

username checks out.

Posted
58 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Just throwing it out there that syphilis and gonorrhea are rampant in Austin right now, so get tested if you have more than one partner

I don’t think Elon has any partners so he’s not at risk.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Foosters said:

also i think his dick already fell off or something 

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

both scenarios are horrific to think about but also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ELON, SUCK IT, BITACH

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

People are saying he tried to get a vibrator implanted in it and it malfunctioned and wrecked his dick. 

Sounds like he farmed out that work to Neuralink. 

"Hey guys, I've got an ask"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Yeah, but the rest of us are paying for his frustration.

Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

And if true, he did it to himself, lol. Like, you could have a microdick, and still get all the pussy in the world because of said wealth. They'd even praise it all day long because, again, wealth. As a wise man once said "chick's dig dudes with money."

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15 minutes ago, 'stache said:

And if true, he did it to himself, lol. Like, you could have a microdick, and still get all the pussy in the world because of said wealth. They'd even praise it all day long because, again, wealth. As a wise man once said "chick's dig dudes with money."

I thought he said if he had a million dollars he would do two chicks at the same time.

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Posted
18 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I thought he said if he had a million dollars he would do two chicks at the same time.


What would you do with $100 billion?

 

Elon: I’d chat the most vile shit imaginable with this guy for 22 hours a day, every day. 
 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....imagine this:

1) You are the world's richest man.  You can pretty much have any woman/women you want.  You can have 10 at the same time.  There are no limits.

2) But your fucking dick is broken.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  I fucking LOVE this for Elon. Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

But, The Sun Also Rises.

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In terms of both Zuck and Musk, I don't see what they get here. Given the tariffs, the EU might as well go directly after these guys. They might have gone for cover, but I don't see them getting it now.

 

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