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Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?


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34 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Ok, who knows this jackass? 

 

This is Danny Duncan's cybertruck. He puts horns on all his cars and subsequently gives them away after kind of tearing them up a little bit. 

 

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3 hours ago, immamac said:

This is Danny Duncan's cybertruck. He puts horns on all his cars and subsequently gives them away after kind of tearing them up a little bit. 

 

A heaping pile of cow dung would have been appropriate.

Also redundant.

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10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Electric vehicles don't produce carbon monoxide.  Besides, aren't these charging stations out in the open, i.e. well ventilated?

Pretty sure that was a joke. If not, I laughed anyway, so it was a joke to me. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LMAO

What’s the point of being the world’s richest man if you’re just going to sit around on Twitter crying about people who look different than you?

 He already buys into dumb fucking Qanon conspiracy theories.  At least pull a Howard Hughes and start wearing Kleenex boxes for shoes.

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14 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

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Hatred up, Profit down

 

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Back in 2019, Elon Musk made an astonishing claim for Tesla vehicles. Tesla cars, he said, would go up in value, not down, after purchase. The reason for that is Tesla’s full self-driving capability that, Musk has said, requires only some additional software updates and regulatory approval before Tesla vehicles on the road today will become fully independent. He repeated this claim as recently as June 2023.

“You can think of every car we sell or produce that has full autonomy capability as something that in the future may be worth five times what it is today,” he said in the company’s third quarter, 2023, earnings call. And not only would the price of a used Tesla go up, but Musk also predicted a world in which Tesla’s driver assistance suite, which the company calls “Full Self-Driving” despite not fully self-driving the vehicle, would on its own be worth $100,000.

Because, with regulatory approval, your self-driving Tesla would be able to go “work” as a taxi on your behalf. All you’d have to do is sit back and collect the cash. But four years after Musk’s 2019 prediction, the average used Tesla Model 3 is selling for $29,000.

 

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Musk signed a deal with Don Lemon to make content on X as his push to make it a media giant. Don asked questions Musk didn’t like in an interview and so Musk canceled the contract. 
 

(I do not feel bad for Lemon who deserves this for getting in bed with Musk in the first place.)

 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

 

Hatred up, Profit down

 

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Back in 2019, Elon Musk made an astonishing claim for Tesla vehicles. Tesla cars, he said, would go up in value, not down, after purchase. The reason for that is Tesla’s full self-driving capability that, Musk has said, requires only some additional software updates and regulatory approval before Tesla vehicles on the road today will become fully independent. He repeated this claim as recently as June 2023.

“You can think of every car we sell or produce that has full autonomy capability as something that in the future may be worth five times what it is today,” he said in the company’s third quarter, 2023, earnings call. And not only would the price of a used Tesla go up, but Musk also predicted a world in which Tesla’s driver assistance suite, which the company calls “Full Self-Driving” despite not fully self-driving the vehicle, would on its own be worth $100,000.

Because, with regulatory approval, your self-driving Tesla would be able to go “work” as a taxi on your behalf. All you’d have to do is sit back and collect the cash. But four years after Musk’s 2019 prediction, the average used Tesla Model 3 is selling for $29,000.

 

 

This sounds a lot like something one of his defender has been saying in this thread. I'm shocked he and Elmo are wrong

 

High Quality Im Shocked GIF

 

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1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Because, with regulatory approval, your self-driving Tesla would be able to go “work” as a taxi on your behalf. All you’d have to do is sit back and collect the cash. But four years after Musk’s 2019 prediction, the average used Tesla Model 3 is selling for $29,000.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-don-lemon-canceled-erratic-consistent-twitter-x-2024-3

  • Former CNN anchor Don Lemon says Elon Musk has canceled his Twitter talk show before its scheduled debut.
  • Lemon says Musk, who courted him to come to Twitter, didn't like the interview Lemon had just conducted with Musk.
  • If you're surprised by this kind of behavior from Musk, you're not paying attention.
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She was in an X model, so I read.

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Proposed addendum: If you are sliding into or careeing toward water be careful to keep your car from reaching 5 mph. Commit this to memory in case of accident. Also in case of emergency, be certain to also commit the section How to Shift Using the Center Console to memory.

 

Honestly I would be impressed if someone in a panicked emergency were able understand this, if they were able to read it while their car was submerging beneath thousands of gallons of water. Seems complicated?

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Also - nothing about how to open the windows in case of emergency. Nor does it note that breaking the glass if submerged under water is very difficult. 

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The challenge with breaking many new car windows is universal: (example from a near drowning in Austin's Williamson Creek)
 

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

The dude's brain is totally fried.

 

The fact that he allows longer tweets but hasn’t bothered to fix embedding is annoying as fuck. That last bit:

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Austin Powers Doctor Evil GIF
 

as swisher points out guy hires Lemon throws a Lemon party, then terminates their financial agreement before it ever starts. Then says oh but you can still post. 
 

Jackass. 

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6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

LOL Kara Swisher

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The worst part about the discourse wars is the loudest detractors also suck in their own special way. Everyone is addicted to engagement. Once Elon let people profit off of it, Twitter was cooked. 

 

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