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5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

LOL 

 

LMFAO a fuckin pop rivet after the fact? That's a hell of a factory bodge job to fix a major design flaw. Like, sure, that's a perfectly fine fix - but shouldn't that have been thought of before assembly lines started? 

If they can't even make a fucking gas pedal, what other unknown flaws are lurking?

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

If you don't mind me asking, what was the final price after credits and whatnot?

Do you mean "how much did you donate to Putin?"

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4 minutes ago, MrBig said:

We saw the videos of the Tesla hitting the child running in the crosswalk. Why didn’t it avoid hitting a stationary child in the middle of the street?

 

Lolwtf it's beeping at the driver, so it knows there's something there(?), and then plows through the mannequin. Can't wait to hear the spin on this one from guad lol

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On 4/19/2024 at 8:53 AM, Captainant said:

BBC reporting on it too

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9ezp0lv039o

The company says an "unapproved change" in the production of the pedal meant "lubricant" was used in its assembly, which means the pad did not stick properly to the pedal.

I'm laughing that they're implying they have a change management process over at Tesla....

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1 hour ago, MrBig said:

We saw the videos of the Tesla hitting the child running in the crosswalk. Why didn’t it avoid hitting a stationary child in the middle of the street?

 


Don’t you get it? This test is unfair!!! A real child would run from a car!!! That’s not fair to have them slightly offset like that. A real kid could duck!!! 

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7 hours ago, Captainant said:

LMFAO a fuckin pop rivet after the fact? That's a hell of a factory bodge job to fix a major design flaw. Like, sure, that's a perfectly fine fix - but shouldn't that have been thought of before assembly lines started? 

If they can't even make a fucking gas pedal, what other unknown flaws are lurking?

Like somebody said, imagine Mercedes or BMW doing that.

2 hours ago, freyguy said:

I'm laughing that they're implying they have a change management process over at Tesla....

Hopefully the manager in charge of lubrication and adhesives is fired for mixing the two up.

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3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hopefully the manager in charge of lubrication and adhesives is fired for mixing the two up.

He probably was after him and his wife got out of the hospital after some sex related injuries due to the same mixup. 

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49 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Driving from Dallas to Nashville today caught this on I30 in Arkansas... 

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With all of the drama surrounding them if they get rained upon, get road grime on them, bird shit, etc., you'd think they'd spend $50 or $100 for some fucking plastic wrap.  I've seen cheap-ass Toyotas a third the price of those get the full wrap treatment on car haulers.

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19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

With all of the drama surrounding them if they get rained upon, get road grime on them, bird shit, etc., you'd think they'd spend $50 or $100 for some fucking plastic wrap.  I've seen cheap-ass Toyotas a third the price of those get the full wrap treatment on car haulers.

Dude, its Elon.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

With all of the drama surrounding them if they get rained upon, get road grime on them, bird shit, etc., you'd think they'd spend $50 or $100 for some fucking plastic wrap.  I've seen cheap-ass Toyotas a third the price of those get the full wrap treatment on car haulers.

I'm guessing they were being shipped on a Sunday because all the weather in the area Saturday. Probably headed to Nashville and it's clear through. Plastic wrap is expensive bro.

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Just now, BurntEyes said:

I'm guessing they were being shipped on a Sunday because all the weather in the area Saturday. Probably headed to Nashville and it's clear through. Plastic wrap is expensive bro.

I figured these were recalled vehicles heading back to the factory. 

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Tesla drops FSD to $8,000: https://electrek.co/2024/04/21/tesla-lowers-price-of-full-self-driving-to-8000-down-from-12000/

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In addition to the price drop, Tesla has eliminated “Enhanced Autopilot” as an option, which previously cost $6,000. For owners who already have enhanced autopilot, the cost to upgrade to FSD is now $2,000, down from $6,000.

And dropped the S, X, and Y models by $2,000

https://electrek.co/2024/04/19/tesla-cuts-prices-by-2000-in-us-model-y-back-to-its-lowest-price-ever/

Not sure why it didn't drop the 3's by $2,000 so Musk could make a joke about S/3/X/Y being $2,000 cheaper.  Because naming the car models to spell "SEXY" is funny to a grown man child from South Africa.

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25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

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Earnings are expected to look terrible, and valuation is still very high compared to other auto makers.  I expect the share price to go sub 100 in the next few months as reality on over supply sets in.

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45 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

Earnings are expected to look terrible, and valuation is still very high compared to other auto makers.  I expect the share price to go sub 100 in the next few months as reality on over supply sets in.

Already down $3

32 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

Prices slashed; now’s the time to get one if you ever wanted one, I guess.

Gotta suck if you’ve bought one in the last 6 months,

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