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39 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Take away the stupid x/y * y = x his underlying “logic” of changing capita is also really dumb. He just described mechanization, something humanity discovered 100 years ago. Using that as a need for humanoid robots is stupid. We discovered long ago that specialization in robotics trumps the human shape to fit what we have. 

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Posted
22 hours ago, F250 said:

Elon's mental health is mush. He needs someone like Bill Burr to follow him around and mock him for the stupid shit he says and does. He needs his ass kicked too. Everyone needs others to anchor them to reality.

Mark Zuckerberg became a lot less insufferable when he took up BJJ seriously, there is nothing more grounding that dealing with the real world problem of “my ass is getting kicked, how do I solve it.” And it makes you less needy of trying to show off your abilities in other fields, you can be collaborative and normal and admit that other people can be right or better than you. 

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Posted
21 hours ago, Stanley said:

You hate him because he doesn't agree with you politically. There's nothing else to it than that. 

‘Member when his political views were difficult to define? I ‘member. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Mark Zuckerberg became a lot less insufferable when he took up BJJ seriously, there is nothing more grounding that dealing with the real world problem of “my ass is getting kicked, how do I solve it.” And it makes you less needy of trying to show off your abilities in other fields, you can be collaborative and normal and admit that other people can be right or better than you. 

Is there something about BJJ that grounds someone better than judo or no rules street fighting?

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Genco said:

Is there something about BJJ that grounds someone better than judo or no rules street fighting?

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lol, how did I miss this. The number one tell that the badass you’re talking too is full of shit is a mention of “no rules” or “street fighting.” 

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Posted
lol, how did I miss this. The number one tell that the badass you’re talking too is full of shit is a mention of “no rules” or “street fighting.” 

“PhD from the school of hard knocks!”
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Posted
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“PhD from the school of hard knocks!”

Being a no-rules street fighter is the having a girlfriend in Canada or combat sports and martial arts.  Maybe you’re the one badass who enters the secret tournament of human cockfighting sponsored by Arab princes and Russian mafia.  Some people DO have a girlfriend in Canada. 

“Sure, you trained in getting bitten and kicked in the balls and having your eyes gouged bro.” 

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Posted
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

lol, how did I miss this. The number one tell that the badass you’re talking too is full of shit is a mention of “no rules” or “street fighting.” 

I'm not talking about shoving, either. Full on fisticuffs

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Posted
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


“PhD from the school of hard knocks!”

If he had thought of it he would have put it in there.

You can tell that his AI humor attempts are shitty because if it were any good he would be using it to write jokes.

Dude is rich enough he could literally have a team of comics writing shit for him every day and instead he posts just the most painfully unfunny shit day after day after day. Not even divorced dad joke levels of funny. 

He may be the most unfunny human on the planet, which is saying something. One would think that as much as he shit posts he would eventually hit on something hilarious but it's just whiff after whiff after whiff 

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Posted
50 minutes ago, NoName said:

If he had thought of it he would have put it in there.

You can tell that his AI humor attempts are shitty because if it were any good he would be using it to write jokes.

Dude is rich enough he could literally have a team of comics writing shit for him every day and instead he posts just the most painfully unfunny shit day after day after day. Not even divorced dad joke levels of funny. 

He may be the most unfunny human on the planet, which is saying something. One would think that as much as he shit posts he would eventually hit on something hilarious but it's just whiff after whiff after whiff 

Counterpoint: his meme game is strong.

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).


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Posted
20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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Even better just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better, just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

Posted
20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Things that are excluded from your cybertruck warranty: Any damage if you've ever driven on an uneven surface. Also, if you've exposed cybertruck to wind, rain or sun (last item).

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reddit.com/r/RealTesla/comments/1d0ld6y/tesla_cybertruck_warranty_doesnt_include

 

 

Even better, just below that.  

"The environment or act of God, including but not limited to exposure to sunlight"

 

 

Haha. Fucking dorks

Posted
4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

At this point I assume the only reason to go to the porn store anymore is the gloryhole, correct?

Or you don’t want your gf/spouse/family freaking out after stumbling across your Amazon order history.  It can also (sometimes) be cheaper if you order lube by the case or even barrel, than online. Just be careful that the manufacturer’s seals weren’t broken, and the store removed some of the product and replaced it with water.

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Posted
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or you don’t want your gf/spouse/family freaking out after stumbling across your Amazon order history.  It can also (sometimes) be cheaper if you order lube by the case or even barrel, than online. Just be careful that the manufacturer’s seals weren’t broken, and the store removed some of the product and replaced it with water.

So you've been told?

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Running ads on your own site is totally a normal thing you guys! I promise!

Also this engagement is incredible

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Glad they are working so hard on the bot issue. This is from the last two weeks, on a fully private account. I'm sure these are all normal people and not bots at ALL.

Edit: most of the comments are "why is this showing up in my ad free paid account?"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

 

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Had to go take a look at the replies, they didn't disappoint.   These Musk nut vallets never quit.  What a sad sad group of ball garglers.

 

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And....

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Spoiler


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