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Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?


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On 1/15/2025 at 8:24 AM, Captain Ron said:

 


Ok that was pretty good take down of his claim of being decent at that game. I would argue that this puts in doubt any of his ranks in all games.

I wanted to come back to the very begining of this video when he claims to be one of the best Quake players in the world.

WTF?

I played Quake - I knew who the best players in that game were. I met a few of them. Elon Musk - Zip2 - was never on the scene as being one of the best players ever. I attended events - he wasn't ever there. I can say - that claim is bullshit.

 

Playing video games to quiet the mind? yeah right. Watching that video that game, it does anything BUT quiet the mind. What a bozo.

I am going to say he’s absolutely lying. I say this as someone who played World of Warcraft hardcore in my mid-20’s when the game came out. They had a feature on there for PvP (player vs. player) and it had a battleground setup for those not aware of how that game worked. To get to the highest level of PvP you quite literally had to play 15 plus hours a day for a good 3-4 months. I was younger and had more free time so of course I wasted several months of life pursuing this ranking and in-game title.

Musk has not played Diablo beyond even a cursory figuring out the controls stage. This lie is right up there with Kim Jong Il’s golf score of 17 holes in one  in 18 holes. Any gamer would quickly tell you Musk is a fraud on this one, but to those not familiar with any Blizzard games you wouldn’t know. Luka Doncic would laugh at this as well.
 

This is what a narcissist does. He makes up an incredibly unrealistic lie and sticks with it for the attention. What a worthless human being that deserves to be shot directly into the sun.

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

In Elmo's defense, I work in tech and I can tell you, setting up a live stream is tricky for folks that don't know shit about technology.

A cat could accidentally start a live stream while licking its own asshole on the keyboard and make more money than all of surly put together.

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1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

A cat could accidentally start a live stream while licking its own asshole on the keyboard and make more money than all of surly put together.

Don't fuck with cats. 

And.. there probably is a onlyfans for that shit. Nope, not googling that shit. And yes, the cat probably makes more in a year than I have in my career. 

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12 minutes ago, NoName said:

Genuinely the least funny human maybe on the planet 

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

Dude, he is an Afrikanner. They do not know humor. Now the british South Africans are basically aussies with a cooler accent.

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14 minutes ago, NoName said:

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

If you were worth just $40 million, the only thing you’d be doing on social media is posting photos of you and your spouse/significant other on some yacht in the Caribbean or Mediterranean.

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The latest starship explosion shows why you can’t give Elon control of the govt. he’s perfectly ok blowing shit up if he learns from it.

“maybe that latest economic decision blew up the retail industry but we’ll do better with the next decisions about oil and gas because we’re better informed now”

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6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

It was while he was simultaneously dominating every multiplayer video game to ever exist, personally constructing a rocket that will got Mars tomorrow, and making the final tweaks to Tesla's FSD software so now all Teslas are fully sentient beings, while benchpressing 400 lbs and satisfying 10 women at once.  Duh.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

It was while he was simultaneously dominating every multiplayer video game to ever exist, personally constructing a rocket that will got Mars tomorrow, and making the final tweaks to Tesla's FSD software so now all Teslas are fully sentient beings, while benchpressing 400 lbs and satisfying 10 women at once.  Duh.

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

This.

We are in the golden age of narcissists, and how more people don't see this blazing neon sign of narcissism baffles me.  It's fucking insane and pathetic.

Elon Musk is a loser in every single aspect of life save one: he has lots of money.  That's it.  Take his money away, and 99% of humanity would be giving him wedgies and laughing in his face.

We shouldn't bully nerds.

We should bully and destroy malevolent nerds relentlessly and without remorse.

What is really amazing is the power of investment and branding is what is overlooked.  We are seeing proverbial gameshow hosts now being considered thought leaders and getting important roles in government (branding) and middling intelligent people who have inherited wealth able to game the system to massively grow their fortunes if they suspend normal social norms/ethics and even outright stupid people grow their inherited wealth to unimaginable numbers (investment), and how our structure/society really rewards this over effort or scholarly pursuits.  

 

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57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It was while he was simultaneously dominating every multiplayer video game to ever exist, personally constructing a rocket that will got Mars tomorrow, and making the final tweaks to Tesla's FSD software so now all Teslas are fully sentient beings, while benchpressing 400 lbs and satisfying 10 women at once.  Duh.

This article mentions he would have had to spend hundreds of hours playing between Dec. 6 (game came out) and January 7.  Given how much he tweets at all hours of the day, maybe he locked himself in for a week of non-stop playing,

https://www.si.com/esports/news/elon-musk-boosting-allegations-explained-path-of-exile-2

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This article mentions he would have had to spend hundreds of hours playing between Dec. 6 (game came out) and January 7.  Given how much he tweets at all hours of the day, maybe he locked himself in for a week of non-stop playing,

https://www.si.com/esports/news/elon-musk-boosting-allegations-explained-path-of-exile-2

Elon is literally paying people to play games for him to boost his standing/cred.

He's not just pathetic, he's fucking unoriginal as hell.  He is just this fucking guy from Ready Player One:

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What a fucking joke of a human being.

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14 hours ago, NoName said:

Genuinely the least funny human maybe on the planet 

If I was worth 400b and wanted to be seen as funny I would just have some comedians on retainer to punch up my "jokes" instead of posting legitimately unfunny shit for years at this point.

He's been getting wrecked all over the web the last few days for contracting out his "cred work" on the video game front.

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Just now, Fudge Nuggets said:

He's been getting wrecked all over the web the last few days for contracting out his "cred work" on the video game front.

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

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36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

But he put on a heck of a daytime fireworks show!

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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If you were worth just $40 million, the only thing you’d be doing on Onlyfans is posting photos of you and your significant others on some yacht in the Caribbean, Mediterranean, or the Swiss Alps, NYC, Vegas, Vail, Thailand, Australia, Paris, etc

Fixed that for accuracy.

But, that's just like my opinion man.. 

Jeffery can't watch, unless you pay extra.

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42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

None of it matters.

These things are beyond dispute:

He is a narcissist sociopath.

He is a habitual and shameless liar.

He is an open racist.

He is a proud misogynist.

 

And not only does none of that matter to his fans, if anything, it makes them like him more, because he can get away with what they WISH they could get away with.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

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