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Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?

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Hotez is far from bulletproof.       

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Absolutely.    Would you like other guys pointing out Hotez deficiencies?   It was actually more about Hotez but whatever? Why stick around? All the constructive back and forth

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

This dude is borderline brain-dead. 

Did you hear it was his first time off roading? Good thing he had a spotter for that rugged terrain.  /s
 

 

Not surprised the dudes other car is a Miata lol.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Twenty four jobs?!  Let's roll out the red carpet!

Seriously.  You could substitute "Popeyes franchisee" for "Twitter" in that post, and it would be just as true.  

But Popeye's would blow the entire $10 million tax break on a state-of-the-art computerized system to allow them to fuck up your order in new and imaginative ways.  So, advantage - Popeyes.

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51 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

The more Elon loses the harder his incels defend him. I’ve never been more confused in my life. I keep expecting some of them to say ok ok maybe he might be a little wrong. 

Nah, even after all the reports on the faulty Cybertruck trunk closures come in, they'll still be like:

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1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

The more Elon loses the harder his incels defend him. I’ve never been more confused in my life. I keep expecting some of them to say ok ok maybe he might be a little wrong. 

It's because they are pathetic fucking losers, with no worth or value of their own.  SO, they've tied their identity and worth to Elon.  They snivel "yes, my lord," and think they have value as his simps.  The really pathetic thing is that they don't even have THAT value.  But in any case, when you've tied your entire sense of self-worth to someone else, you will go to your grave defending that person, no matter how awful they are.

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46 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It's because they are pathetic fucking losers, with no worth or value of their own.  SO, they've tied their identity and worth to Elon.  They snivel "yes, my lord," and think they have value as his simps.  The really pathetic thing is that they don't even have THAT value.  But in any case, when you've tied your entire sense of self-worth to someone else, you will go to your grave defending that person, no matter how awful they are.

What’s pathetic is that some living, breathing incel in his mom’s basement has as much clout with Elmo when he heaps praise on something Elmo said, as a Russian bot saying the same thing about Musk.

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3 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

The more Elon loses the harder his incels defend him. I’ve never been more confused in my life. I keep expecting some of them to say ok ok maybe he might be a little wrong. 

 

That sounds really familiar. Can't quite remember who that reminds me of... some sort of cult or something... 

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5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It's because they are pathetic fucking losers, with no worth or value of their own.  SO, they've tied their identity and worth to Elon.  They snivel "yes, my lord," and think they have value as his simps.  The really pathetic thing is that they don't even have THAT value.  But in any case, when you've tied your entire sense of self-worth to someone else, you will go to your grave defending that person, no matter how awful they are.

It's pretty basic, despite all of the evidence, they can't be wrong, and to do so, they would have to admit it, which they won't, so we continue down this road ...

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On 1/26/2024 at 4:23 PM, Brisketexan said:

It's because they are pathetic fucking losers, with no worth or value of their own.  SO, they've tied their identity and worth to Elon.  They snivel "yes, my lord," and think they have value as his simps.  The really pathetic thing is that they don't even have THAT value.  But in any case, when you've tied your entire sense of self-worth to someone else, you will go to your grave defending that person, no matter how awful they are.

How do you reconcile this with the contingent that actually buys his shitty cars? 

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So this is fun

Sep 30 - 10K

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000162828023034847/tsla-20230930.htm#ib5ff2de9b5b0458894a3412674c85416_16

Sep 30 - Tesla desk 

https://ir.tesla.com/_flysystem/s3/sec/000162828023034588/tsla-20231018-gen.pdf

2024 8K

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000095017024007073/tsla-ex99_1.htm


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Customer Deposits (aka orders for cars) has vanished from reports. Looks like they buried that bad news in some other number 
 

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So this is fun
Sep 30 - 10K
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000162828023034847/tsla-20230930.htm#ib5ff2de9b5b0458894a3412674c85416_16
Sep 30 - Tesla desk 
https://ir.tesla.com/_flysystem/s3/sec/000162828023034588/tsla-20231018-gen.pdf
2024 8K
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000095017024007073/tsla-ex99_1.htm

IMG_0347.thumb.jpeg.70f12fa87ab32d61365568a2a2abba65.jpeg
 
 
Customer Deposits (aka orders for cars) has vanished from reports. Looks like they buried that bad news in some other number 
 
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Looks like they stuffed it into Accrueds and Other, which is where you hide your shit. That number did go up, so if this dude’s hypothesis is right, I’d be real curious what hidden danger is in there, offsetting the decreases in the deposits.
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On 1/25/2024 at 4:51 PM, HenryJames said:

Dominated by a Subaru Crosstrek Wilderness. Also the software sucks. And you have to take off the mud flaps and hubcaps when you off road.

My favorite part was when he talked about getting rid of the gross sock smell in the model 3 and model Y. His company is committed to good smells.

 

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22 hours ago, GenXer said:

My favorite part was when he talked about getting rid of the gross sock smell in the model 3 and model Y. His company is committed to good smells.

 

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My favorite part was the "trails" he took in Hidden Falls.

It's been a hot minute since I've been out there but it appeared 99% were on the "park road".

 

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Edit - Need to add "No Teslas" to the no boozing warning on the top.

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2 hours ago, NoName said:

a speed typist? what is this 1974?

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But vaccines are bad because they claim they're implanting you with mind control devices? Or is the complaint that the vaccines aren't owned by Musk and therefore bad? 

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20 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

So, you mean....what functionally everyone around here has been saying for....forever.

I know that the snowflake righties love to think that everything is a (((SOROS))) conspiracy, but that's because when you are a nutbar piece of shit, truth, reality, and everything utterly normal looks like a war against your nutbarredness.

Nobody is "silencing" you because you offer differing political views.  They're just enforcing basic, long-standing social rules like "ummm, yeah....we don't allow you to smear runny shit on the walls."  The reason for that rule is that nobody wants to frequent a place where the walls are covered in semi-liquid, stanky shit.  So, once the shit-smearing starts again and people understandably don't want to hang out for it, the owner of the place has to take some measures to stop the shit-smearing.  It's not repression of free speech (not a gov't), it's not "silencing dissent."  It's just enforcing basic social standards of behavior and decency.

Want to talk about how sexy you think Taylor Swift is, cool.  If you want to share your detailed rape fantasies about Taylor....yeah, we don't want that in our public place.  Just like HEB doesn't want you standing in the middle of the store yelling "piss shit motherfucker cocksucker!" (man...you learn some lessons the hard way).  If you want to hold up fake images of a naked Taylor being raped.....we're definitely going to ask you to leave.  That's not "silencing," it's just enforcing the basic rule of "don't be a fucking dick."

Seriously, all of these sites have rules that pretty much amount to "don't be a fucking dick."  And the Elons of the world, because they are warped fucking creatures, think that rule is the result of some evil scheme of repression and (((domination))).  Fucking losers.

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8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Who in the hell would be dumb enough to be that guinea pig?

The line of Elon simps is 100 miles long.  "Yes, my lord Elon, yes.  Brilliant move.  Please insert a device that regularly kills primates into my brain.  It would be MY HONOR."

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8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The line of Elon simps is 100 miles long.  "Yes, my lord Elon, yes.  Brilliant move.  Please insert a device that regularly kills primates into my brain.  It would be MY HONOR."

There's probably some of that but I figure it's mostly people that may feel like dying isn't that bad of an alternative to their current situation.

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