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On 3/5/2024 at 9:37 AM, Chopper said:

To summarize your line of bs: "But but but under an entirely different set of facts, the court reached two different decisions. They should have reached the same decision because they both involved Elmo."

Wholly illogical. Your grade is F in both law and logic, but I'll willingly cede you an 'A' for plainly expressing your strong desire to fellate Elmo. Courts apply differing facts to existing standards and reach different conclusions every day in the US. This is not news, nor is it controversial. For example, the same logic you used could easily be used to reach the opposite conclusion from you - the court sure did fuck up with that solar city ruling.

Now go away for another few days, do your best research on your favorite site, elonmusksexdollowners (EMSDO) and come back with a better argument. Although I don't think you can.

For the record, the ruling you noted was an APPEAL. Your boi will have his opportunity to appeal, don't worry.

 

 

why are you so hostile? you're projecting your anger at elon on to me and it's disgusting.  if you have issue with the substance of my posts argue against that.  stop with the personal insults. 

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14 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

why are you so hostile? you're projecting your anger at elon on to me and it's disgusting.  if you have issue with the substance of my posts argue against that.  stop with the personal insults.*

 

* This message was sent from inside a Cybertruck Basecamp Alpha Male Tent.

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2 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Copied from the two threads I've posted.

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Here's another way to put it. Israel believes the Jewish Messiah has arrived and they are totally comfortable dragging us into WWIII. That's why Ukraine is happening. Austin could force Musk to let us have a fair and open debate. 

 

 

 

I have the evidence that will shut down every sociopath warmonger but I'm shadowbanned everywhere because I'm the wrong kind of Jewish Zionist. I'm the sane non-genocidal kind.

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1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Had to posrep that @JosephStang post as it caught me off guard and I nearly spit iced tea all over the place. Looks like crowdsourcing is imminent despite my reaction.

This site truly attracts some odd ones.

Same. I wasn't expecting a Stang rant and it just cracked me up to see it posted in here in the middle of a car tent discussion.

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8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If the tent is 3k, how much is the…is that supposed to be an outdoor kitchen?… under it in the rendering?

*Tesla Cyberkitchen not included.

** Estimated ship date October 2026

*** Available for pre-order now in your Tesla app, for $5995.

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17 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The review comment about Tesla recommending bringing the cybertruck into a service center for installation.

"Honey? Honey, yeah it's me-your alpha male husband. I'm pulled over at the Buccees on 290. The Tesla service tech bros installed the tent and I was zooming along home to pick you and the gear up and the tent went airborne somewhere past Cypress. I think our camping trip will have to be postponed."

Here's the good news about the difficulty in setting up the tent.

Taking the tent down is almost as difficult as setting it up. Plus it's easily damaged so the first time of use may be the last time.

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Also a huge plus: The tesla basecamp is among the least stolen tents in the US.

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20 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Copied from the two threads I've posted.

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Here's another way to put it. Israel believes the Jewish Messiah has arrived and they are totally comfortable dragging us into WWIII. That's why Ukraine is happening. Austin could force Musk to let us have a fair and open debate. 

 

 

 

I have the evidence that will shut down every sociopath warmonger but I'm shadowbanned everywhere because I'm the wrong kind of Jewish Zionist. I'm the sane non-genocidal kind.

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Ma’am this is the Cybertruck thread

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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, it will probably be available in the next software upgrade to the Cybertruck.

Of course, ACTIVATING that software module will probably cost $5,000.

Once you establish a class of cultish simps, it really is your holy obligation to bilk them out of every possible penny.

That move may be the one thing about Elon that I actually respect.  When you've got suckers on the line, REEL THEM IN.

Tent Mode will not be available until about the year 2030.  In order to reserve your upgrade, you need to pay a $2,000 per year subscription fee until it is available.

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23 hours ago, Chopper said:

I still can't believe that thing is real. Jalopnik has a review in case, like me, you're a basecamp skeptic.  https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-s-basecamp-tent-is-a-3-000-disappoi-1851319488

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"So far, the Tesla Cybertruck has not exactly lived up to the hype surrounding it."

Uhhh no, it's been the exact disaster that everyone not a rocketboi boot-licking simp predicted.

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7 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

The world to Elon

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You Immigrated Illegally.

And Elon would have been bald too if not for the hair transplant, LOL.  That Seinfeld photo is perfect for many sorts of interpretations when it comes to Elon. 

I just want to speed the endgame up here. I believe there is ZERO chance that Elon will sell Twitter. The last thing he wants is someone else making something he purchased better and more profitable. He will burn the app to the ground and send it into the ether when the bell finally tolls. Let's get on with it. 

 

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32 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

And Elon would have been bald too if not for the hair transplant, LOL.  That Seinfeld photo is perfect for many sorts of interpretations when it comes to Elon. 

I just want to speed the endgame up here. I believe there is ZERO chance that Elon will sell Twitter. The last thing he wants is someone else making something he purchased better and more profitable. He will burn the app to the ground and send it into the ether when the bell finally tolls. Let's get on with it. 

 

It's on the way to the Friendster zone of irrelevance.

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Props to Elon for "..."-ing this post. 

On a completely separate note, my tweeting apparently has been incredible ever since Musk took over. Whether I reply to posts about sports, movies, music or anything else, I've started to get likes from completely real, completely earnest, and completely beautiful young women. Sure, I only have like 90 followers, but it's a positive sign for society that young women from all over the world are displaying intellectual curiosity and finding my amazing content and liking it, whether it was post from yesterday or two months ago. I have to admit to blushing anytime they offer up their "PUSSY IN BIO", but I'm a very good boy and just understand my bullshit can be sexually stimulating. I've never touched a woman in my life, but I'm starting to feel very confident about any future interactions with females, as clearly they find a lot of utility in my thoughts about Luke McCaffrey getting drafted higher than people expect. The future is bright on X. Thanks, Elon! 

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I mean, Elon dated GRIMES and has multiple kids with her .

For those not familiar with her music career, she was THE indie girl musician in mid 2010s. A strange, androgynous, elfish artist with child-like vocals over some pretty fucking cool beats. Pitchfork, probably the "wokest" and most influential music site at that time, firmly supported and lifted her up from Day 1.  The vibe seemed generally that she was untouchably cool and a true artist. 

Elon had a serious relationship with that person. I'm assuming he was in love with her. And 6 years laters he's a full on right winger and culture war instigator, acting like he's been above all the wokeness the entire time. 

But he's just a little man who got his feelings hurt and is getting his adolescent-minded revenge. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I mean, Elon dated GRIMES and has multiple kids with her .

For those not familiar with her music career, she was THE indie girl musician in mid 2010s. A strange, androgynous, elfish artist with child-like vocals over some pretty fucking cool beats. Pitchfork, probably the "wokest" and most influential music site at that time, firmly supported and lifted her up from Day 1.  The vibe seemed generally that she was untouchably cool and a true artist. 

Elon had a serious relationship with that person. I'm assuming he was in love with her. And 6 years laters he's a full on right winger and culture war instigator, acting like he's been above all the wokeness the entire time. 

But he's just a little man who got his feelings hurt and is getting his adolescent-minded revenge. 

 

She's also kind of a moron, if you've ever listened to her talk for an extended period. It makes perfect sense they linked up. I don't think she's a bad or malicious person in any way, and even think she's kind of cool in a way, but she is objectively dumb.

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2 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

She's also kind of a moron, if you've ever listened to her talk for an extended period. It makes perfect sense they linked up. I don't think she's a bad or malicious person in any way, and even think she's kind of cool in a way, but she is objectively dumb.

she's seen that dude's o face willingly on multiple occasions. i can never take her seriously again. 

oh also she totes got elon into the hard drugs.

allegedly.

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm convinced red-pilling deep down is just an immature narcissistic reaction to being rejected by people you desperately want to associate with. 

 

 

 

He used to love the woke contest

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1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm convinced red-pilling deep down is just an immature narcissistic reaction to being rejected by people you desperately want to associate with.

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53 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

But he's just a little man who got his feelings hurt and is getting his adolescent-minded revenge. 

She got involved with a trans person after him, he’s still an adolescent in spirit, so it’s honestly not surprising how he acts towards the LBGTQ folks.

It is creepy how desperate he is to be liked.  Why can’t he be like other divorced dads and just go hit the bars and pick up strippers.

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bringing it back to make fun of Elon's foundation

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/10/us/elon-musk-charity.html

Elon Musk Has a Giant Charity. Its Money Stays Close to Home.

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Before March 2021, Elon Musk’s charitable foundation had never announced any donations to Cameron County, an impoverished region at the southern tip of Texas that is home to his SpaceX launch site and local officials who help regulate it.

Then, at 8:05 one morning that month, a SpaceX rocket blew up, showering the area with a rain of twisted metal.

The Musk Foundation began giving at 9:27 a.m. local time.

 

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The foundation that houses the money has failed in recent years to give away the bare minimum required by law to justify the tax break, exposing it to the risk of having to pay the government a substantial financial penalty.

Mr. Musk has not hired any staff for his foundation, tax filings show. Its billions are handled by a board that consists of himself and two volunteers, one of whom reports putting in so little time that it averages out to six minutes per week.

In 2022, the last year for which records are available, they gave away $160 million, which was $234 million less than the law required — the fourth-largest shortfall of any foundation in the country.

 

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A New York Times analysis found that, of the Musk Foundation’s giving in 2021 and 2022 — the latest years for which full data is available — about half of the donations had some link to Mr. Musk, one of his employees or one of his businesses.

Among the donations the Musk Foundation has made, there was $55 million to help a major SpaceX customer meet a charitable pledge. There were the millions that went to Cameron County, Texas, after the rocket blew up. And there were donations to two schools closely tied to his businesses: one walled off inside a SpaceX compound, the other located next to a new subdivision for Musk’s employees.

 

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“Tesla has done more to help the environment than all other companies combined,” he said last year at The New York Times’s DealBook conference. “As a leader of the company, I’ve done more for the environment than any single human on earth.”

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He also founded his own nonprofit school called Ad Astra — Latin for “to the stars” — to explore new ways to teach math and science.

But that school, too, would serve a personal purpose for Mr. Musk. In its first year of operation out of his home in the Bel-Air neighborhood of Los Angeles, five of Ad Astra’s 14 students were his own children.

“Kindness and eagerness to learn (and parents that worked at SpaceX) were the only criteria for admission,” wrote Joshua Dahn, the initial head of the school.

 

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More donations from Mr. Musk meant more responsibility for his foundation. Tax law requires all foundations to give away 5 percent of their assets every year, so the Musk Foundation was expected to dole out hundreds of millions of dollars each year.

The foundation did not add paid staff to meet that new benchmark. The only recorded change was a tiny one: Matilda Simon, one of Mr. Musk’s family-office employees, who also serves as one of the foundation’s three volunteer board members, increased her workload from 0 hours to 0.1 hours, or six minutes a week, according to tax filings.

 

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n 2021, the Musk Foundation fell $41 million short of the minimum required donation, tax filings show. In 2022, it missed the 5 percent mark by even more: $193 million. That year, Musk’s foundation gave away only about 2.25 percent of its $7 billion in assets, far below the 5 percent minimum, tax filings show.

With shortfall piled on shortfall, the Musk Foundation was then left $234 million behind by the end of 2022, the fourth-largest gap of any foundation in the country, according to Cause IQ, a firm that analyzes charity data.

 

most folks are significantly better at hiding things than Elon

 

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One of the biggest gifts helped one of SpaceX’s customers: Jared Isaacman, a Pennsylvania billionaire, who chartered a trip to orbit on a SpaceX rocket in 2021. Mr. Isaacman said the flight would raise $200 million for St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital by raffling off one of the four seats on the flight. (Mr. Isaacman declined to say at the time how much he paid for the seats he reserved except that he planned to raise far more for charity than he spent.)

But when Mr. Isaacman touched down on Earth, the mission’s Twitter account said it was still short of his $200 million goal.

“Count me in for $50M,” Mr. Musk tweeted back. The Musk Foundation eventually paid $55 million, its largest donation that year.

A few months later, Mr. Isaacman announced he would pay SpaceX for three more spaceflights. He declined to answer questions about the flights or Mr. Musk’s donation

Experts on nonprofit law said there appeared to be nothing illegal about that gift, because it did not involve the Musk Foundation paying Mr. Musk or his customer directly.

But Kathleen Enright, the president of the Council on Foundations, said she would have advised Mr. Musk to recuse himself from this decision — and let the other members of the foundation’s board decide whether to give. She said that would ensure that Mr. Musk was not letting the needs of his business control the actions of his foundation, which is supposed to be an independent entity with its own charitable goals.

“It’s not his checkbook,” Ms. Enright said. “It’s not a private, family-owned company. It’s a charitable organization.”

 

"let's move money from my foundation to another foundation run by the head of my family office"

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Mr. Musk has also given $100 million from his foundation to a startup Texas charity called “The Foundation,” which says it wants to start schools and eventually a university.

The donation moved money out of the Musk Foundation, helping it get closer to reaching that 5 percent minimum donation. But it did not move the money out of Mr. Musk’s orbit: the new charity is run by Mr. Birchall, the head of his family office, and two leaders at Mr. Musk’s accounting firm.

 

all you need to know about all of this is the minimal amount of work put into the foundation's website. i know, you think "it can't be that bad" - and you would be wrong here is a screenshot:

 

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47 minutes ago, NoName said:

an amazing, ironic note!

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It really is a wild arc he's taken through pop culture. Hell, a pretty technical engineering book about rocket propellent development during the heyday of Cold war NASA titled "Ignition!" that I have on my shelf has a fucking front cover quote by elmo

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1 hour ago, Captainant said:

It really is a wild arc he's taken through pop culture. Hell, a pretty technical engineering book about rocket propellent development during the heyday of Cold war NASA titled "Ignition!" that I have on my shelf has a fucking front cover quote by elmo

It is amazing what Elon has done with his reputation. He portrayed himself as a genius that was changing the world and then one day he decided to go public with his shitty personality.

Now that he has so much control of our critical space infrastructure, Elon's current PR strategy is basically.

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Elon bat-signaling these far right posts on a daily basis. This is the "citizen journalism" that he wants people to absorb. Since a link wasn't provided (which is par for the course for right-wingers, and becoming entirely too common for "liberal" engagement farming accounts as well), I had to look it up. 

Newcastle grooming gang who repeatedly raped and abused child at the Castle Keep jailed for 36 years

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-grooming-gang-who-repeatedly-28734379

 

Mohamed Badreddin, 23, of Middle Garth, Cowgate, Newcastle, was convicted of six counts of rape and one of assault by penetration. He was jailed for 13 years.

Omar Badreddin, 26, of Middle Garth, Cowgate, was convicted of five counts of rape. He was jailed for 18 years.

Aleboud, 23, of Tillmouth Park Road, Throckley, Newcastle, was convicted of two counts of rape, assault by penetration and assault occasioning actual bodily harm. He was jailed for five-and-a-half years.

Al-Soaimi, 21, of Denmark Street, Byker, Newcastle, was convicted of three counts of sexual assault and assault by penetration. He was sentenced to two years suspended for two years with 180 hours unpaid work.

 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This happened in Grenada. So now any black on white crime anywhere in the world needs to be boosted by Elon Musk? 

What I love is how they are posting these with the undercurrent of "you won't hear about this!" and "what about justice for these white victims?!?!"  That's the whole point of the "say her/his name" deal -- that the victims are NOT getting justice.

This case?  Fucking covered in the NYT, among numerous other high volume press outfits.  They are all in custody, and charged with murder.  In other words....the justice system moved on them, quickly, and it's been covered right out in the open.

Here's the problem being exposed here: Elon is very, very, very stupid.

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