Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?

[Hank Kingsley 20,707]

Right on cue.  Someone on Twitter needs to become a "citizen journalist" and accuse Elon of nothing but crimes/murder. 

Edited March 11 by Hank Kingsley

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

You don't even have to know how to spell "anyone".

[Francisco 2.0 32,342]

First, it was people tossing iPads into blenders to see if they could "blend".  Now it's people firing .50 caliber into their Cybertruck to see if it really is bulletproof.

 

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

This happened in Grenada. So now any black on white crime anywhere in the world needs to be boosted by Elon Musk? 

Yes. Elon isn’t hiding his white supremacy these days other than the typical “just asking questions” veneer

[Deej 76,568]

On 3/9/2024 at 12:22 PM, Parliament said:

. While making a K-turn, she put the car in reverse instead of drive, she told them. While going backwards, the car went over an embankment and into a pond 

Was she drunk?

Asian woman

[Captainant 27,464]

52 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

First, it was people tossing iPads into blenders to see if they could "blend".  Now it's people firing .50 caliber into their Cybertruck to see if it really is bulletproof.

 

TFW the former secretary of transportation's sister died because she could not safely break the window glass to escape the sunken vehicle. Emergency services had a hard time even

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/report-angela-chao-may-have-died-after-accidentally-putting-her-tesla-reverse/OWWRV3YA6JHAXMHWU6HICOLCT4/

By the time some of Chao’s friends and a property ranch manager got to the pond, the SUV was submerged. Over the next several hours, her friends, then the ranch manager and his wife, and first responders tried to break the windows or find an escape hatch to get Chao out of the car, the Journal reported.

“The two deputies who were in the water standing on the submerged vehicle requested tools to break the window of the vehicle to perform a possible rescue. One EMS crew member donned water rescue PPE and entered the water with a Hallagan tool. One Firefighter entered the water wearing proper water PPE relaying tools to attempt rescue, several tools were used to attempt access to the victim,” the report said.

Eventually, the vehicle was towed out of the water and Chao was removed and found unresponsive, the Journal reported. Chao was declared deceased at the scene and not taken to a hospital. No autopsy was performed.

[Hank Kingsley 20,707]

 

[Brisketexan 104,628]

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

TFW the former secretary of transportation's sister died because she could not safely break the window glass to escape the sunken vehicle. Emergency services had a hard time even

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/report-angela-chao-may-have-died-after-accidentally-putting-her-tesla-reverse/OWWRV3YA6JHAXMHWU6HICOLCT4/

By the time some of Chao’s friends and a property ranch manager got to the pond, the SUV was submerged. Over the next several hours, her friends, then the ranch manager and his wife, and first responders tried to break the windows or find an escape hatch to get Chao out of the car, the Journal reported.

“The two deputies who were in the water standing on the submerged vehicle requested tools to break the window of the vehicle to perform a possible rescue. One EMS crew member donned water rescue PPE and entered the water with a Hallagan tool. One Firefighter entered the water wearing proper water PPE relaying tools to attempt rescue, several tools were used to attempt access to the victim,” the report said.

Eventually, the vehicle was towed out of the water and Chao was removed and found unresponsive, the Journal reported. Chao was declared deceased at the scene and not taken to a hospital. No autopsy was performed.

WTF?  They couldn't break the glass on it even using a Hallagan tool (it has a metal spike - it's exactly what you would expect to use)?  WTF are those windows made out of, and why?  I read that they are now double-paned glass, which isn't unheard of....but again, they should be breakable with the right tool.

Shit, I'd have brought a handgun down with me, put it up against the glass, and fired.  Just a weird f'n story.

[Captainant 27,464]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

WTF?  They couldn't break the glass on it even using a Hallagan tool (it has a metal spike - it's exactly what you would expect to use)?  WTF are those windows made out of, and why?  I read that they are now double-paned glass, which isn't unheard of....but again, they should be breakable with the right tool.

Bro do you want to survive the apocalypse in your Tesla or not? Your vehicle is your CASTLE! And it should be IMPENETRABLE!

[956 Worldwide 34,444]

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She got involved with a trans person after him, he’s still an adolescent in spirit, so it’s honestly not surprising how he acts towards the LBGTQ folks.

It is creepy how desperate he is to be liked.  Why can’t he be like other divorced dads and just go hit the bars and pick up strippers.

Wait, after you get divorced the strippers sleep with you? 
 

BRB, running to the county clerk office. 

[956 Worldwide 34,444]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

WTF?  They couldn't break the glass on it even using a Hallagan tool (it has a metal spike - it's exactly what you would expect to use)?  WTF are those windows made out of, and why?  I read that they are now double-paned glass, which isn't unheard of....but again, they should be breakable with the right tool.

Shit, I'd have brought a handgun down with me, put it up against the glass, and fired.  Just a weird f'n story.

So much of what Tesla does is “fixing” things that have been perfected like door handles and turn signal stalks. 

[956 Worldwide 34,444]

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

First, it was people tossing iPads into blenders to see if they could "blend".  Now it's people firing .50 caliber into their Cybertruck to see if it really is bulletproof.

 

 

“Bullet proof” but not against the round most commonly used in random mass shooting events.

This was always so dumb, vehicles that are truly armored against small arms fire are so heavy and inefficient that they can’t be lived with in regular life. There is a formula for doing it and it’s just thicker metal.  And the glass all weighs a crazy amount. Elon didn’t invent a new alloy. 

Edited March 11 by 956 Worldwide

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

WTF?  They couldn't break the glass on it even using a Hallagan tool (it has a metal spike - it's exactly what you would expect to use)?  WTF are those windows made out of, and why?  I read that they are now double-paned glass, which isn't unheard of....but again, they should be breakable with the right tool.

Shit, I'd have brought a handgun down with me, put it up against the glass, and fired.  Just a weird f'n story.

Swinging that thing underwater may not easy

[Clintonaldo 2,571]

You know  the saying “ go unwoke go croak”

 

 

in a fucking pond. 

29 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Swinging that thing underwater may not easy

That’s what she said. 

[atomheartbevo 89,449]

54 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Wait, after you get divorced the strippers sleep with you? 

BRB, running to the county clerk office. 

I don’t know, I just assume that based on a few divorced people I know, and I didn’t ask if they actually slept with them.

My plan is way different - I know plenty of single/divorced women, who are good people and who would make good girlfriends/wives, and that I maintain good friendships with, just in case I ever get divorced.

[atomheartbevo 89,449]

Being divorced with Elon’s money though, holy fucking shit, I wouldn’t spend my days/evenings trying to get basement dwelling neckbeards to like me on Twitter.

 I’d be on a yacht, sailing the Mediterranean or the Caribbean with a crew who all signed NDAs.

[chainsaw 9,838]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Being divorced with Elon’s money though, holy fucking shit, I wouldn’t spend my days/evenings trying to get basement dwelling neckbeards to like me on Twitter.

 I’d be on a yacht, sailing the Mediterranean or the Caribbean with a crew who all signed NDAs.

[956 Worldwide 34,444]

21 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don’t know, I just assume that based on a few divorced people I know, and I didn’t ask if they actually slept with them.

My plan is way different - I know plenty of single/divorced women, who are good people and who would make good girlfriends/wives, and that I maintain good friendships with, just in case I ever get divorced.

I feel like maintaining a bench of close single and divorced women friends is a sure-fire way to convince the universe (well, my wife) to divorce me.  But I dig your chutzpah. 

[atomheartbevo 89,449]

5 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I feel like maintaining a bench of close single and divorced women friends is a sure-fire way to convince the universe (well, my wife) to divorce me.  But I dig your chutzpah. 

Especially if a few are your wife’s friends.

[HenryJames 65,890]

[Captain Ron 12,805]

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Slacks 6,791]

Mr. Industry doesn't say shit about the billions he's collected from socialism, right?

[Nivek 16,860]

Mr. Industry doesn't say shit about the billions he's collected from socialism, right?

[Pods 7,530]

While we're on the subject of illegal immigrants and whether they should be granted citizenship... a lot of people are talking about deporting the illegal immigrant, Elon Musk, who entered the US illegally and then lied on his citizenship application. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

23 hours ago, F250 said:

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[NoName 16,305]

Wachtell is going to make so much fucking money off of Elon over the next decade.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/openai-hires-musk-foe-wachtell-fight-lawsuit-over-companys-mission-2024-03-11/?utm_source=reddit.com

OpenAI hires Musk foe Wachtell to fight lawsuit over company's mission

 

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OpenAI has hired a law firm that Elon Musk previously sued for $90 million to defend it against Musk's recent lawsuit claiming the Microsoft-backed artificial intelligence company abandoned its nonprofit mission to ensure that AI benefits humanity.

 

Lawyers at Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz and another team from Morrison & Foerster will represent OpenAI, its CEO Sam Altman and others on the lawsuit, according to a filing made public on Monday in San Francisco Superior Court.

 

The attorneys in another filing, opens new tab said Musk's claims in the lawsuit "rest on convoluted — often incoherent — factual premises."

 

Edited March 12 by NoName

[NoName 16,305]

this seems like the absolute most ill advised roll out of a vehicle in history

https://www.tesla.com/early-cybertruck-delivery

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

12 hours ago, Pods said:

While we're on the subject of illegal immigrants and whether they should be granted citizenship... a lot of people are talking about deporting the illegal immigrant, Elon Musk, who entered the US illegally and then lied on his citizenship application. 

[Captain Ron 12,805]

27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

 

This needs to be the reply to any and all of the posts by elon about illegal immigrants and voting in only democrats. The guy is a freaking idiot.

[Hank Kingsley 20,707]

He's now just a basic racist bitch. 

A quick Google search reveals the AP, CNN, CBS, and Fox News have all reported on this in the last 24 hours. 

 

Edited March 12 by Hank Kingsley

[Brisketexan 104,628]

11 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He's now just a basic racist bitch. 

A quick Google search reveals the AP, CNN, CBS, and Fox News have all reported on this in the last 24 hours. 

 

I mean.....when in the blue fuck did just blatant lying become the cool thing?

"THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THIS THING, SO THEY AREN'T REPORTING IT!".....side-by-side with multiple "mainstream media" reports of said thing.

It's fucking psychotic and evil.  If you want to know whether you are on the right or wrong side of any issue, you should probably take into account which "side" is telling repeated and shameless lies on the level of "up is down, black is white," etc.

[MissingInAction 24,824]

18 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

So much of what Tesla does is “fixing” things that have been perfected like door handles and turn signal stalks. 

Hate the fucking door handles. Anytime my lyft is a Tesla I have to resist the urge to break it the fick off.

[InkaUtexas 25,520]

21 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He's now just a basic racist bitch. 

A quick Google search reveals the AP, CNN, CBS, and Fox News have all reported on this in the last 24 hours. 

 

So a white Afrikanner who wants to go back in time? Yeah, that is how I see it as well.

Fuck Elon and anyone driving a Tesla.

[NoName 16,305]

58 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He's now just a basic racist bitch. 

A quick Google search reveals the AP, CNN, CBS, and Fox News have all reported on this in the last 24 hours. 

 

quick reminder that every single time he posts dumb shit like this it's an incredible self own:

so his own algorithm isn't surfacing things like this because it's become an unmitigated disaster for following actual "news" and live events.

[Aqua Buddha 14,521]

He's non partisan, remember?

[Stilicho 1,397]

Total free speech advocate.

Wait... not that kind of free speech!

[Captain Ron 12,805]

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He's now just a basic racist bitch. 

A quick Google search reveals the AP, CNN, CBS, and Fox News have all reported on this in the last 24 hours. 

 

That tweet literally has a press photo of it in it!!!

 

[NoName 16,305]

this guy is just the absolute totally and completely worst

 

as a quick reminder here is where X is in the weekly download rankings on iOS: currently #29 in free apps, behind pintrest, just ahead of Lemon8, fanduel and Microsoft Teams.

for a comparison: threads is 2, tiktok is 3, insta is 7, facebook is 13, snap is 17, reddit is 24.

 

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

The Onion 

[chainsaw 9,838]

47 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

The Onion 

Where was his family in the 1930s anyway? Naming names in Amsterdam?

[Guadaloopy 10,926]

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So a white Afrikanner who wants to go back in time? Yeah, that is how I see it as well.

Fuck Elon and anyone driving a Tesla.

[chainsaw 9,838]

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/tesla-supercharger-death-san-antonio-18922418.php

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Man, 31, found dead in Tesla at San Antonio supercharger station
The cause of death is pending.

A 31-year-old man was found dead inside a Tesla at a Tesla Supercharger Station at the Huebner Oaks Center on Monday, March 11, according to the San Antonio Police Department.

Police responded to the scene around 1 p.m. on Monday and found the man dead in the driver seat of a Tesla Model Vehicle in the 11700 block of Interstate 10 W., according to SAPD. Authorities at the scene saw no signs of trauma, SAPD said. Officials said it was an apparent sudden death.

The Bexar County Medical Examiner's Office told MySA the cause of death is pending as of Tuesday, March 12.

One local took to Nextdoor to share suspicions of a carjacking gone wrong at the Tesla Supercharger Station. However, SAPD said the call was not for burglary theft. An unrelated fatal shooting over a vehicle theft occurred earlier in the day around 2 a.m. at the Reserve San Antonio, which is about eight minutes from the Huebner Oaks Shopping Center.

The violent crime reported earlier in the day resulted in a man in his 20s being shot and killed while attempting to steal a car, according to SAPD. A man was inside his apartment when he heard glass break in the parking lot and then went to check his vehicle. That's when the man found the alleged car thief, who has yet to be identified, and fatally shot him, SAPD said.

The Huebner Oaks Shopping Center is the same area where police found the body of missing mother Christina Powell on July 23, 2022. Powell had been missing since July 5 of that year before she was found at the Huebner Oaks center. Officials said that Powell died from hyperthermia complicating ethanol intoxication.

 

[Hank Kingsley 20,707]

Ok, who knows this jackass? 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,449]

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So a white Afrikanner who wants to go back in time? Yeah, that is how I see it as well.

Based on his past history/timeline with going after the LBGTQ folks, I’m going to guess that he recently discovered a family member was dating/banging a minority. 

[atomheartbevo 89,449]

3 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Hate the fucking door handles. Anytime my lyft is a Tesla I have to resist the urge to break it the fick off.

Speaking of Teslas  confusion with the touchscreen gear shifter caused her to back into the pond.

https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/angela-chao-death-texas-tesla-safety-c435daa0
 

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Within minutes of saying her goodbyes, she called one of her friends in a panic. While making a three-point turn, she had put the car in reverse instead of drive, she said. It is a mistake she had made before with the Tesla gearshift. The car had zipped backward, tipping over an embankment and into a pond. It was sinking fast. Could they help her?

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,065]

Buy stupid cars, win stupid prizes. 

[BrickHorn 18,194]

17 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Ok, who knows this jackass? 

 

Yes, someone please tell us who owns this InceLorean so I can sell him on my new crypto project. 

[Brisketexan 104,628]

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Buy stupid cars, win stupid prizes. 

And they sink FAST - they are heavy as shit.  About 1,000 pounds heavier than similar vehicles.  Comparables are a bit over 4,000 lbs, the Model X is over 5,000 lbs.

Having your shift function -- really, ANY actual driving function on a touchscreen (as opposed to limiting it to stuff like your audio, AC, and other accessory uses), when every single human knows that touch screens can be "iffy" (how many times have you pressed the wrong number when entering your phone's passcode?) is a stupid design move.  Do other manufacturers have that?  Because if so, that's also dumb.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

25 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Ok, who knows this jackass? 

 

Austin: Computer edgelords cosplaying as Texans