Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?

[Sawbonz 28228]

On 5/31/2024 at 3:38 PM, Macklemore said:

So you’re saying I deserve to be shot. Awesome — the unhinged left at its best. I am a cocktail of monarchist, paleo-conservative and a nationalist beliefs. Is your mind blown yet? It’s interesting that you and your CR cabal crew are the ones who always have these fantasies about having me being rounded up to a concentration camp, or, in your case, are dreaming of me being killed and you have the temerity to tell me I’m SS. Take a look at the mirror asshole and go fuck yourself.

You literally said you wanted to shoot immigrants on the southern border. I guess technically you did say rubber bullets, but obviously those can be lethal and sometimes can be worse than lethal if you end up with permanent brain damage or paralysis from them.. I think a pretty good argument can be made that someone with those types of beliefs are deserving of getting what they want to give others

[Sawbonz 28228]

@Macklemore why the neg? Why not make a case for your preferred policy of shooting impoverished migrants seeking a better life for their families? I’d love to hear it, and why I shouldn’t wish death on leaders of a state that successfully implements such a policy, as well as individuals who participate in its execution?

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

Perhaps he would rather that leopards eat their faces. 

[Chopper 17432]

[gofuckyourself 9088]

Three, count them, three times through a car wash and it hasn't been bricked yet.

CyberFlexin'

[Chooky 13340]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Need slab. Have cry. 

[Chopper 17432]

This is a sweet little story about the mind and life of the type of person who would buy a cybertruck.

a. Order cyberslab.

b. Get divorced by wife and move into an apartment.

c. Give no thought to whether you have a place to park your cyberslab at your new apartment.

d. After you complete the purchase discover you have no space to park it.

e. Whine on twitter to elmo that he should buy it back from you. Or at least let you re-sell it.

If he lives in a state with a functioning Lemon Law he'll probably be able to force them to buy it back. Eventually. But he's obviously not very bright so probably not.

https://www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-owner-says-tesla-refused-return-resell-request-2024-5

 

[C-Man 27783]

21 minutes ago, Chopper said:

This is a sweet little story about the mind and life of the type of person who would buy a cybertruck.

a. Order cyberslab.

b. Get divorced by wife and move into an apartment.

c. Give no thought to whether you have a place to park your cyberslab at your new apartment.

d. After you complete the purchase discover you have no space to park it.

e. Whine on twitter to elmo that he should buy it back from you. Or at least let you re-sell it.

If he lives in a state with a functioning Lemon Law he'll probably be able to force them to buy it back. Eventually. But he's obviously not very bright so probably not.

https://www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-owner-says-tesla-refused-return-resell-request-2024-5

 

Wait a minute -- if you buy one of those pieces of shit you are not allowed to resell it in the first year of ownership?

[HenryJames 67392]

I just assume that anyone I see driving one is divorced.

[Brisketexan 106917]

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Wait a minute -- if you buy one of those pieces of shit you are not allowed to resell it in the first year of ownership?

Yep.  Because every re-sale is a primary sale that Tesla doesn't make.

Remember, these people are SUPER-DUPER for "freedom" and "no government controls of trade!  CRYPTO!" and shit.....but when it comes to their favored corporate overlord buttfucking them in ways that even the government can't/won't do, well....

The dumbest.  Fucking.  Simps.

[BrickHorn 18447]

53 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Need slab. Have cry. 

#RIP Hata Proof

Dude loved slab and the “mamactias.”

[Chooky 13340]

Hata proof! Forgot the name. Did not know he passed on. He seemed like a kind dude. 

[BrickHorn 18447]

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Hata proof! Forgot the name. Did not know he passed on. He seemed like a kind dude. 

To be honest, I don’t know if he passed on either. But I like to assume that he did, and that he is survived by Uncle Geronimo. 

[Chooky 13340]

Aunt and uncle did me wrong. Bout to expose they ass.

[C-Man 27783]

[Chopper 17432]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Wait a minute -- if you buy one of those pieces of shit you are not allowed to resell it in the first year of ownership?

Kind of...they threaten to ban you from buying a Tesla again if you sell the cyberstuck within the first year. They said it was because so many people are on the waiting list. But lately there's been accounts where someone who just signed up to buy one was contacted to complete purchase. Also there's accounts of inventory being kept at various tesla locations. It's probably a fake flex.

[NoName 17154]

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[HenryJames 67392]

Elon Musk et. al.

[Pato del Muerto 53516]

21 hours ago, Chopper said:

This is a sweet little story about the mind and life of the type of person who would buy a cybertruck.

a. Order cyberslab.

b. Get divorced by wife and move into an apartment.

c. Give no thought to whether you have a place to park your cyberslab at your new apartment.

d. After you complete the purchase discover you have no space to park it.

e. Whine on twitter to elmo that he should buy it back from you. Or at least let you re-sell it.

If he lives in a state with a functioning Lemon Law he'll probably be able to force them to buy it back. Eventually. But he's obviously not very bright so probably not.

https://www.businessinsider.com/cybertruck-owner-says-tesla-refused-return-resell-request-2024-5

 

But the lemon isn’t the vehicle, it’s the owner. 

[Chopper 17432]

37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the lemon isn’t the vehicle, it’s the owner. 

Answer is both. Seems to be a trend among cyberstucks.

Edited June 3 by Chopper

[Chooky 13340]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Elon Musk et. al.

Hundreds times more than 80.

[HenryJames 67392]

Thousands times more than 8.

[Chopper 17432]

This fella was a little too honest about his motivation for buying a tesla

[Chopper 17432]

Probably the same dude. Or his tesla twin.

 

[Captain Ron 13133]

8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Probably the same dude. Or his tesla twin.

 

 

What a choad.

[Prepuce of Doom 21288]

15 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Probably the same dude. Or his tesla twin.

 

Probably due to an injury related to misunderstanding the purpose of the frunk. 

[atomheartbevo 90653]

47 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Probably due to an injury related to misunderstanding the purpose of the frunk. 

[Captain Ron 13133]

3 hours ago, NoName said:

+

 

LuCun has been dunking all over Musk on this one. And everyone is making it super easy.

 

 

The fucking fanbois are so damn dumb. They still don't get that Elon Musk IS NOT AN ENGINEER. He doesn't really get how things work.

 

[NoName 17154]

totally normal things that a totally normal social media website does.

https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/x-twitter-porn-policy-update-1236023536/

Elon Musk’s X Now Officially Allows Porn After Update to Policies

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In a recent update to its official usage policies, X says, “You may share consensually produced and distributed adult nudity or sexual behavior, provided it’s properly labeled and not prominently displayed.”

“We believe that users should be able to create, distribute and consume material related to sexual themes as long as it is consensually produced and distributed,” X says in the update, which was spotted earlier by TechCrunch. “Sexual expression, whether visual or written, can be a legitimate form of artistic expression. We believe in the autonomy of adults to engage with and create content that reflects their own beliefs, desires, and experiences, including those related to sexuality.”

That said, according to X’s Adult Content Policy, “We balance this freedom by restricting exposure to Adult Content for children or adult users who choose not to see it. We also prohibit content promoting exploitation, nonconsent, objectification, sexualization or harm to minors, and obscene behaviors. We also do not allow sharing Adult Content in highly visible places such as profile photos or banners.”

The move by X to formally allow adult content “dovetails well with the company’s post-Musk marketing strategy,” says Brooke Erin Duffy, associate professor of communication at Cornell University. “X is unapologetically provocative and has sought to distinguish itself from ‘brand-safe’ competitors” like Meta, YouTube and TikTok. With X’s recent policy update, she says, “the company seems to be courting those workers — including creators and artists — who have been marginalized by platform guidelines that tend to restrict nudity or sexual expression.”

 

 

[tbone_ 14451]

So no twitter users in Texas now without ID?

[NoName 17154]

[Brisketexan 106917]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

So no twitter users in Texas now without ID?

I mean....that WOULD be the way it works, but, umm....I'm sure that our overlords will look right past that because hey, we need a place to mainline white supremacist content. That's SUPER important.

[C-Man 27783]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....that WOULD be the way it works, but, umm....I'm sure that our overlords will look right past that because hey, we need a place to mainline white supremacist content. That's SUPER important.

What's really funny is that only certain, ahem, adult websites are blocked by Texas, namely PornHub and a few others. Many, many others work perfectly fine w/o the need for a VPN.

[Captain Ron 13133]

Someone should bring a case that X/Twitter should now be blocked.

[HenryJames 67392]

On 5/23/2024 at 4:42 PM, HenryJames said:

 

45 minutes ago, NoName said:

totally normal things that a totally normal social media website does.

https://variety.com/2024/digital/news/x-twitter-porn-policy-update-1236023536/

Elon Musk’s X Now Officially Allows Porn After Update to Policies

 

 

[Brisketexan 106917]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

[atomheartbevo 90653]

42 minutes ago, C-Man said:

What's really funny is that only certain, ahem, adult websites are blocked by Texas, namely PornHub and a few others. Many, many others work perfectly fine w/o the need for a VPN.

[Covri 6368]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

What's really funny is that only certain, ahem, adult websites are blocked by Texas, namely PornHub and a few others. Many, many others work perfectly fine w/o the need for a VPN.

Didn’t those websites actually block us in Texas to challenge the law? I didn’t think Texas had actually blocked any porn sites themselves. Pornhub and the others are blocking our access to not have to do the things Texas is asking like verify id. The other sites just don’t care and kept running and if they do get a cease and desist I’m sure they and whatever country they actually exist in won’t give a fuck.

 

 

Edited June 3 by Covri
Stupid autocorrect

[Chopper 17432]

On 5/31/2024 at 2:38 PM, Macklemore said:

So you’re saying I deserve to be shot. Awesome — the unhinged left at its best. I am a cocktail of monarchist, paleo-conservative and a nationalist beliefs. Is your mind blown yet? It’s interesting that you and your CR cabal crew are the ones who always have these fantasies about having me being rounded up to a concentration camp, or, in your case, are dreaming of me being killed and you have the temerity to tell me I’m SS. Take a look at the mirror asshole and go fuck yourself.

[BearMace 2244]

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But the lemon isn’t the vehicle, it’s the owner. 

Are there lemming laws to protect these tools?

[HornOnTheBayou 9064]

Twitter question: I've used instapaper to save links to articles that I see on twitter that I want to read later. But lately it's been working for fewer and fewer sites. Is there something better I should be using? Basically I want Twitter to look like Google Reader circa 2011, when the internet was perfect.

[BearMace 2244]

Twitter is dead bro. Let it go.

[Chopper 17432]

15 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Twitter is dead bro. Let it go.

fwiw saw this today in Ed Zitron's newsletter

Quote

When you look at the trajectory of the web’s most valuable properties on a year-over-year basis, things look especially bleak, with, Google (-0.9%), YouTube (-4.4%), Facebook (-7.7%), Twitter (-6.2%), Twitch (-11.9%) and Amazon (-2.7%) all still seeing significant declines. Only a few sites like Reddit (+31.3%), TikTok (+11.6%), Instagram (+9.9%, but trending down every year since 2019), and LinkedIn (+17.9%) are seeing any form of year-over-year growth. ( important to note that these are visits rather than active users and don't include traffic from an app)

 

[Covri 6368]

There was a cybertruck a few cars in front me tonight while driving my 8 year old son home from baseball, he sees it from the back seat and I hear “Dad, is that one of those new luxury box cars?”  I tried not to laugh so he wouldn’t think I was laughing at him and I replied “well I wouldn’t say it’s luxury.”  We then had a short talk about what it was for real and his observations of it which was that it was ugly and had no curves just straight lines.

[Guadaloopy 11130]

On 6/2/2024 at 10:48 AM, gofuckyourself said:

Three, count them, three times through a car wash and it hasn't been bricked yet.

CyberFlexin'

[Nice Guy Eddie 13734]

CNBC with a headline story that Tesla had a $500m order of AI chips from NVIDIA, and Elon personally decided to have them rerouted to Twitter. Delays Tesla's receipt of another order by months at least.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/04/elon-musk-told-nvidia-to-ship-ai-chips-reserved-for-tesla-to-x-xai.html

This is why you don't let your CEO run other companies. He decides the priorities between the companies to his own benefit.

[Captainant 28560]

11 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Twitter question: I've used instapaper to save links to articles that I see on twitter that I want to read later. But lately it's been working for fewer and fewer sites. Is there something better I should be using? Basically I want Twitter to look like Google Reader circa 2011, when the internet was perfect.

I've been looking into setting up my own RSS reader node since all the google reader APIs are still active

https://www.freshrss.org/

That's basically what you're looking for

[Firemans4Horn 18533]

12 hours ago, Chopper said:

fwiw saw this today in Ed Zitron's newsletter

 

When you look at the trajectory of the web’s most valuable properties on a year-over-year basis, things look especially bleak, with, Google (-0.9%), YouTube (-4.4%), Facebook (-7.7%), Twitter (-6.2%), Twitch (-11.9%) and Amazon (-2.7%) all still seeing significant declines. Only a few sites like Reddit (+31.3%), TikTok (+11.6%), Instagram (+9.9%, but trending down every year since 2019), and LinkedIn (+17.9%) are seeing any form of year-over-year growth. ( important to note that these are visits rather than active users and don't include traffic from an app)

Seems like those traffic statistics are inherently worthless as a result due to the important note at the bottom?

[Brisketexan 106917]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

CNBC with a headline story that Tesla had a $500m order of AI chips from NVIDIA, and Elon personally decided to have them rerouted to Twitter. Delays Tesla's receipt of another order by months at least.

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/04/elon-musk-told-nvidia-to-ship-ai-chips-reserved-for-tesla-to-x-xai.html

This is why you don't let your CEO run other companies. He decides the priorities between the companies to his own benefit.

Way to set up a Breach of Fiduciary Duty shareholder suit by Tesla shareholders, dumbass.

[Chopper 17432]

A monarchist, paleo-magatard from Kansas has figured out a new cybertruck flex