Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?

[Ted Lange 16426]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

I’ve done that a shit ton of times and nothing happens. 

Did you click on the profile and block them from there?   Reporting does nada, but if you go to their profile and block from there they will go away

[Ted Lange 16426]

Like this

[Sawbonz 28231]

12 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Jesus. This screencap is not doctored. Looks like the red pill is a calorie bomb. 

 

This is what happens when you take test and hGH and don’t work out 

[F250 29202]

Earlier today, I was driving south down 281 when my 8 year old niece said "what kind of car is that?"

I looked around and saw a black wrapped Cybertruck. I said it was a Cybertruck and she said "It looks like a BBQ pit." lulz

[BearMace 2244]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

This is what happens when you take test and hGH and don’t work out 

This is what I've suggested is going on before.  You see the modern body builders with the big distended HGH guts, that's exactly what you see in Elmo, just with none of the muscle from actual putting in work. 

[Hank Kingsley 21790]

 

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

15 hours ago, JMFP said:

Man I remember this one time I used to visit this one message board. I wasn't a fan of the team they focused on but I found it was a great place to get news about college football but it also had areas that were pretty funny, and some that were actually really useful.

 

Then one day it turned to shit so I quit going there. 

 

[atomheartbevo 90660]

At least Elmo is publicly confessing to being a Qanon/anti-vaccine/conspiracy idiot. 

[InkaUtexas 26908]

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

At least Elmo is publicly confessing to being a Qanon/anti-vaccine/conspiracy idiot. 

Wait until Elmo brings back the labor system his South African forefathers used. He will catch up.

 

[Chopper 17432]

Oops

https://jalopnik.com/so-many-unsold-teslas-are-piling-up-that-you-can-see-th-1851526312

 

Edited June 8 by Chopper

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

On 6/7/2024 at 9:24 AM, Hank Kingsley said:

Jesus. This screencap is not doctored. Looks like the red pill is a calorie bomb. 

 

 

[Buzzrock 15136]

I get anoyed with not being able to read SOME people. But for the most part, I am not unhappy to not be there anymore. It took about a week before I didn't miss it anymore.

You have to curate it.

Sports Twitter is amazing.

The rest of Twitter is terrible.

[Buzzrock 15136]

Saw a Lucid today. I don’t know anything about it but it looks like it fucks.

They are nice looking cars. The fast one is $250K. I don’t think they are making any money (like most EV’s).

[gofuckyourself 9089]

NSIAP

[Hornius Emeritus 12806]

8 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

You have to curate it.

Sports Twitter is amazing.

The rest of Twitter is terrible.

I think there are exceptions to this rule, like Traces of Texas. 😁

[Stinkpalm 697]

14 hours ago, Chopper said:

Oops

https://jalopnik.com/so-many-unsold-teslas-are-piling-up-that-you-can-see-th-1851526312

 

Tangentially related beef of mine… can we knock it off with the whole “you can see it from space” thing? Satellite technology has advanced to a point that they can tell me that I should probably have that mole on my left shoulder checked out. Seeing a shitload of unsold Teslas in a massive parking lot from space now isn’t nearly as hard as the lump around the mole on my left shoulder. 
 

 

I should probably get that mole on my left shoulder checked out

[Captainant 28566]

4 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Tangentially related beef of mine… can we knock it off with the whole “you can see it from space” thing? Satellite technology has advanced to a point that they can tell me that I should probably have that mole on my left shoulder checked out. Seeing a shitload of unsold Teslas in a massive parking lot from space now isn’t nearly as hard as the lump around the mole on my left shoulder. 
 

 

I should probably get that mole on my left shoulder checked out

You should probably get your mole checked if you can see it from space 

[Chopper 17432]

the awesomeness of tesla FSD (and the flapping sun visor)

 

[Chopper 17432]

Elon's such an idiot YOU CAN SEE IT FROM SPACE

Edited June 9 by Chopper

[Chooky 13340]

On 6/7/2024 at 10:18 PM, Sawbonz said:

This is what happens when you take test and hGH and don’t work out 

Palumboism. That's from HGH.

I had to take prednisone for several months for unexplained inflammation. My belly and face ballooned but it was better than pain. I just cycled it down to one milligram a day down to nothing. It might have been purely psychological, but THC helped. Then it was gone. The pain and the weight. 

Long term use of all that is insane. Look at joe rogan. He has those weird bubble guts from HGH. It's literally organs getting larger. And his head is three times as big as it once was. Barry Bonds head. Steroids and HGH have become extremely common for vanity reasons. People take the advice of internet dummies strictly based on how they look. And they cycle for two years straight and many way longer than that. It's very odd. Tons of motherfuckers out there looking like The Thing from the Fantastic Four. Big light bulb head ass motherfuckers. 

[BrickHorn 18447]

56 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Long term use of all that is insane. Look at joe rogan. He has those weird bubble guts from HGH. It's literally organs getting larger. And his head is three times as big as it once was. Barry Bonds head. Steroids and HGH have become extremely common for vanity reasons. People take the advice of internet dummies strictly based on how they look. And they cycle for two years straight and many way longer than that. It's very odd. Tons of motherfuckers out there looking like The Thing from the Fantastic Four. Big light bulb head ass motherfuckers. 

[HenryJames 67406]

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Expediting != counteracting, Elmo.

[Hornius Emeritus 12806]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It's nice of Elon to take time off from his engineering duties to save civilization. I mean, he isn't getting paid to do it.  Such altruism!

[Pods 7637]

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

That's funny, because every time Elon plays engineer at one of his companies, the actual engineers feel like their hands are being pressed on a hot stove. 

 

[Rudiger 1181]

13 minutes ago, Pods said:

That's funny, because every time Elon plays engineer at one of his companies, the actual engineers feel like their hands are being pressed on a hot stove. 

 

But you don’t understand! Elon’s a disruptor!

-Elon Stan, probably

[hayden_horn 11402]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Holy shit this is incredible. this guy might actually be on drugs or something

[gofuckyourself 9089]

24 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

Holy shit this is incredible. this guy might actually be on drugs or something

Nah, not unless cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, and LSD are drugs. Jury's still out.

[F250 29202]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Elon is neither an engineer nor the savior of civilization, discuss.

[Parliament 14599]

8 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Nah, not unless cocaine, ecstasy, ketamine, and LSD are drugs. Jury's still out.

Do your own research.

[Nivek 17415]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Do your own research.

[NoName 17161]

On 6/7/2024 at 4:17 PM, Pancho said:

So we can’t block the ads now?

Up to 200 times reporting the prager u add and counting…

if you are on ios you hold down on the profile photo of the ad in your timeline and you can mute/block from there

why report, just block and move on. i block so many shit ads on that hellsite

[Aqua Buddha 14807]

 

[NoName 17161]

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

let me say it again. i don't know how any human being can be so painfully unfunny.

[Hank Kingsley 21790]

[Pancho 46339]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

if you are on ios you hold down on the profile photo of the ad in your timeline and you can mute/block from there

why report, just block and move on. i block so many shit ads on that hellsite

I’m trying not to give them the views. Seems like clicking the ellipses at the top to get the drop down options removed “Block” and you actually have to click on their profile to block. 

I hate him.

[NoName 17161]

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m trying not to give them the views. Seems like clicking the ellipses at the top to get the drop down options removed “Block” and you actually have to click on their profile to block. 

I hate him.

no, no you can do it from the timeline! just hold down on the profile pic at the left side within the timeline and click block

[Chooky 13340]

53 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Yeah, I remember the fourth grade. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22310]

I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly

[Brisketexan 106937]

19 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly

Absolutely.

However, none of us claim to be super-brain-geniuses who are the architects of the future of civilization.  Instead, we accurately claim to be a bunch of juvenile assholes who make fun of aggy and and regularly reply "TTIWWP."  And in that respect, we're actually kinda funny and cool.  Elon is just a tragic dork who isn't as smart as he thinks, isn't funny, and isn't cool.

Give a dork several billion dollars.....and he's just a rich dork.

[Fudge Nuggets 19459]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

no, no you can do it from the timeline! just hold down on the profile pic at the left side within the timeline and click block

Just leave that cesspool and be done with it.  FFS people, stop over-complicating things.

[atomheartbevo 90660]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly

Yeah, but our kids actually talk to us.

[Ted Lange 16426]

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

This is the kind of humor people like chrispy find hysterical.   

[Chopper 17432]

A reminder that everytime you go to twitter you are supporting a full-fledged neo-nazi, even though he's too big of a pussy to explicitly say it.

 

[tbone_ 14455]

What is Afd? And no I don’t want to google it.

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

On 6/9/2024 at 6:36 AM, Captainant said:

You should probably get your mole checked if you can see it from space 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13629]

3 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

*taps mic* ahem ... I said Uranus.

[atomheartbevo 90660]

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

A reminder that everytime you go to twitter you are supporting a full-fledged neo-nazi, even though he's too big of a pussy to explicitly say it.

 

This sums that bit up:

And I’m beginning to think he bought Twitter not out of a mistake or because of other reasons (including reading Grimes’s DMs), but because he has a serious plan to influence public opinion.  He’s a dumbass about a lot of stuff, but I think he knows exactly what he’s doing with Twitter.

Edited June 10 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 90660]

Brilliant engineer doesn’t know that Mars has a soft vacuum - the pressure is something like over 100 times less than Earth’s atmospheric pressure, not to mention mostly carbon dioxide.

Bur mainly I wanted to post a video showing how he is morphing into the CyberTruck

 

[UTCzech III 2960]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I guarantee you that there are several Uranus jokes posted on Surly

Just got back from a road trip to Wisconsin/UP.  Headed home, stumbled upon the greatest place 10 year old me ever laid eyes on (of course the billboards every mile for 10 miles help draw you in...)