Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?

[F250 29,204]

5 hours ago, Celery Man said:

😶

 

 

[Ted Lange 16,434]

 

[fattyflattie 4,640]

13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Buh.  GHWB sends a hearty fuck you, spaceman. 

[F250 29,204]

19 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Buh.  GHWB sends a hearty fuck you, spaceman. 

John McCain. POW in Vietnam for over 5 years.

 

[fattyflattie 4,640]

Just now, F250 said:

John McCain. POW in Vietnam for over 5 years.

 

Yep, despite his politics, McCain certainly fits the bill. 

[F250 29,204]

2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Yep, despite his politics, McCain certainly fits the bill. 

I'm not sure any 20th century Presidential candidate comes close to what McCain endured in Vietnam. Shit, Teddy Roosevelt was mostly manufactured bravado.

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6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I saw my first cybertruck in the wild on 1st Ave yesterday.  Some jackass from NJ.  Goddamn, that thing is ugly.

Also, fuck Elon Musk.

You need to see one painted in matte black, or with some kind of iridescent paint scheme - then you can truly see the ugliness of the design.

I saw one setting next to a '90s-era Chevy S-10 and the S-10 definitely had a bigger/better bed on it.  Still can't believe they fucked up something as simple as a truck bed.

[NaTeWHO 870]

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I saw my first cybertruck in the wild on 1st Ave yesterday.  Some jackass from NJ.  Goddamn, that thing is ugly.

Also, fuck Elon Musk.

You sound poor.

[Captainant 28,594]

5 hours ago, F250 said:

I'm not sure any 20th century Presidential candidate comes close to what McCain endured in Vietnam. Shit, Teddy Roosevelt was mostly manufactured bravado.

You mean riding around and killing brown folks for fruit plantations in central America ISNT valorous? Somebody tell Smeadly Butler! He should write something about that!

[Celery Man 21,103]

Teddy Roosevelt finished his speech.

 

Blech, that image though. Perfect fodder for that kind of useful idiot.

[Hank Kingsley 21,809]

 

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[Ted Lange 16,434]

By “people” he means cyber trucks 

[TexPx 2,337]

John McCain. POW in Vietnam for over 5 years.

 

I was gonna vote Trump but I prefer Candidates who don’t get shot.

[fattyflattie 4,640]

10 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

You sound poor.

Sir I’ll have you know she lives in NYC.  And travels first class!!!!1! 

Edited July 14 by fattyflattie

[gofuckyourself 9,093]

On 7/13/2024 at 9:10 AM, NoName said:

How does one fuck up this very very very basic concept this much. 

 

 

Because Elon and Tesla engineers figured out that "parking" on the back of a flat-bed tow truck is easy and will be handled by a professional.

 

[choripan 796]

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/15/elon-musk-plans-to-give-45-million-a-month-to-pro-trump-super-pac-wsj-reports.html

 

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KEY POINTS

• Elon Musk has reportedly said he is planning to pledge about $45 million a month to a newly formed super PAC backing former President Donald Trump.
• Musk had yet to donate to that group, called America PAC, as of the end of June, according to its latest quarterly financial filing.
• The super PAC has received contributions from other high-profile entrepreneurs, including Palantir co-founder Joe Lonsdale and crypto billionaires Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss, the filing showed.

 

I'm not sure if this is CR so, if so, please delete. Wasn't sure whether to put this here or the "Enshittening" thread (what with the douchebag "libertarian except for when I want help" tech/startup culture) or Cloak Room.

 

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9 hours ago, choripan said:

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/07/15/elon-musk-plans-to-give-45-million-a-month-to-pro-trump-super-pac-wsj-reports.html

I'm not sure if this is CR so, if so, please delete. Wasn't sure whether to put this here or the "Enshittening" thread (what with the douchebag "libertarian except for when I want help" tech/startup culture) or Cloak Room.

Mr Free Speech will most like be doing a lot of personal censoring over the coming months. It’s liable to be his new obsession.

[Macanudo 13,338]

There is an overflow Tesla storage lot at Gateway church on McNeil if anyone was so inclined to visit the 200 or so vehicles parked there.  Security seemed rather lax.

[Todd Gack 448]

Just in case anyone is wondering how stupid Elon thinks the general public is, here he is talking to a popular political streamer under his alias Adrian Dittmann and referring to 'Elon' multiple times as if it's not him.  It's fucking mind boggling how he could not know his voice is one of the most easily recognizable in the world.  

 

[Foosters 18,287]

Goodbye CA, hello Texas!

Peace out

[gofuckyourself 9,093]

[hacker 185]

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Goodbye CA, hello Texas!

Peace out

 

[Brisketexan 107,006]

1 minute ago, hacker said:

 

Fuck off, you pathetic simp.

[royiv 9,871]

Between Elon, Alex Jones and Joe Rogan, you guys are putting together a pretty formidable line-up of assholes over there in Austin.

[Brisketexan 107,006]

1 minute ago, royiv said:

Between Elon, Alex Jones and Joe Rogan, you guys are putting together a pretty formidable line-up of assholes over there in Austin.

I remember when our assholes were cheeky and eccentric, like Leslie, and the dude on campus who preached fire and brimstone.  Now, they're just highly distilled pure assholes, like some vanity brand vodka of assholery.

[Foosters 18,287]

1 hour ago, hacker said:

 

[Firemans4Horn 18,532]

Hopefully he gets deported when we start rounding up illegal immigrants. 

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37 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Wonder if he will try to force everybody to move.  All the competent ones will nope the fuck out of there and take a job elsewhere.  Especially if they visit Austin in the summer.

[Ghost of LL 15,705]

 

Oh, Elron--you're going to love Downtown Austin.

[Deej 77,863]

Greg Abbott's new Cyberwheelchair is gonna be lit AF.

[Paper_jam 856]

Maybe I don't understand this law, or Musk's objection to it. Is Musk angry that public schools in CA can't be gender police? Is that what schools are for?

 

[staboner 5,098]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Between Elon, Alex Jones and Joe Rogan, you guys are putting together a pretty formidable line-up of assholes over there in Austin.

funny how all these alt right dudes don't move to the Katy or Abilene or Lubbock, but Austin, that city with all the fags and kids with woke haircuts 

fucking grifters. if only American had any emotional intelligence left to not get conned 

[Deej 77,863]

11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

 

Oh, Elron--you're going to love Downtown Austin.

Elron Hubbard is perfect for the incel cult leader. 

[Left Coast 879]

Of course Elon is triggered by the gender identity law. 
 

Of course. 
 

I’m sure he’s thought this one through too, and it’s not just a knee-jerk reaction. I’m sure all of the literal rocket scientists will pack up their lives and follow Elmo to “Starbase, Texas”, and not just quit and get another job at the other space-related businesses in LA.

 

[Ted Lange 16,434]

 

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12 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

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4 hours ago, staboner said:

funny how all these alt right dudes don't move to the Katy or Abilene or Lubbock, but Austin, that city with all the fags and kids with woke haircuts 

Or even Fort Worth or Waco or Conroe if they wanted to be near some major cities.  

Nope, it's gotta be the People's Republic of Austin.

4 hours ago, staboner said:

fucking grifters. if only American had any emotional intelligence left to not get conned 

[mchookem 16,783]

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

[fattyflattie 4,640]

Just now, mchookem said:

 

Fuck. Perfect gif I was looking for.   

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43 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Fuck. Perfect gif I was looking for.   

It is.

Elmo's desire to fit in and be liked by people is fucking insane - most ultra rich guys, if a politician utterly shit all over them publicly like he did to Musk, they'd have the attitude of "oh, you think you're going to win your next election?  Yeah, we're going to see about that, I'm going to open up the checkbook for your opponents and I'm going to run lots of ads with all of your dirty laundry." and if down the road, they owned the 15th or 16th largest social media network in the world, especially if said politician started up his own social media network, they'd weaponize their social media network against him.  

But Elon Musk?  You can shit all over his face after the worst Taco Hell meal you've had in a long time, and he'll slowly wipe it off, look you in the eye, and ask for more.

Edited July 17 by atomheartbevo

[fattyflattie 4,640]

My very first thought was how funny would it be to be worth 1xxB and have pretty much limitless funds to ruin him.  Watching him waste a fortune to make Newsomes life hell would be entertaining and a win/win imo. 

[F250 29,204]

13 hours ago, Macanudo said:

There is an overflow Tesla storage lot at Gateway church on McNeil if anyone was so inclined to visit the 200 or so vehicles parked there.  Security seemed rather lax.

I came across a Tesla storage site the other day. I was going to a Half-Price Bookstore and the parking lot had about 50 Tesla’s taking up the parking in one area.

All brand new Teslas just sitting there are sad and lonely.

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2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I came across a Tesla storage site the other day. I was going to a Half-Price Bookstore and the parking lot had about 50 Tesla’s taking up the parking in one area.

All brand new Teslas just sitting there are sad and lonely.

There's a bunch of photos on one of the Reddits showing all the places they are stashing them and it's getting really fucking weird.  Why are they continuing to crank out new ones when they have a lot sitting around?  And they are just leaving them out in the sun - most I've seen don't have any protective covering on them.

[mchookem 16,783]

13 hours ago, Macanudo said:

There is an overflow Tesla storage lot at Gateway church on McNeil if anyone was so inclined to visit the 200 or so vehicles parked there.  Security seemed rather lax.

that was my church in Austin. boo! 👎

[F250 29,204]

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There's a bunch of photos on one of the Reddits showing all the places they are stashing them and it's getting really fucking weird.  Why are they continuing to crank out new ones when they have a lot sitting around?  And they are just leaving them out in the sun - most I've seen don't have any protective covering on them.

It is odd. I was dropping by Half Price with my daughter who is oddly obsessed with S.E. Hinton and wanted to get a copy of Rumble Fish. As we were pulling into the parking lot she pointed out the armada of Teslas.

I didn't notice it until then but after parking I perused the area and they were all new Teslas being stored in a parking lot meant for Half Price Books and Freebirds.

[Captain Ron 13,133]

14 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

 

 

Why is he letting violent drug addicts inside the X building?

[Brisketexan 107,006]

6 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Why is he letting violent drug addicts inside the X building?

Because if he didn't, he wouldn't be able to access the building himself?  I mean, if you think he isn't mainlining adderall or some shit, you haven't been paying attention to his erratic, up-all-night-every-night ass.

[royiv 9,871]

20 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Why is he letting violent drug addicts inside the X building?

It’s the only people he can get to work for him at this point.

[gofuckyourself 9,093]

10 hours ago, F250 said:

I came across a Tesla storage site the other day. I was going to a Half-Price Bookstore and the parking lot had about 50 Tesla’s taking up the parking in one area.

All brand new Teslas just sitting there are sad and lonely.

Put a few signs on them and post it on Twitter/X/etc.