Elon Musk: Officially a fraud and piece of shit. Official or unofficial war criminal?

[Captain Ron 12813]

 

That username and wit, she seems fun.

Edited October 8 by Captain Ron

[Pancho 44528]

 

[Captain Ron 12813]

11 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

He buys Twitter to prioritized the return of the Babylon Bee and they do him dirty like this. 

[AnTiM 1659]

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Two totally different people in that picture, but both absolutely nuttier than squirrel shit

[Mittens 8179]

 

[Deej 76586]

They could drive ahead of a suspect during a high speed chase and the parts that fall off the CT might disable the suspect's vehicle. 

[UTCzech III 2902]

 

[royiv 9174]

38 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Location checks out.

[HenryJames 65904]

The bill finally comes due for Elon Musk - The Verge

[tomahawk dunk 321]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

The bill finally comes due for Elon Musk - The Verge

Wonder how many people this will murder and maim.

[NoName 16329]

🎯

 

[ultimaton 2966]

His son became his daughter and started spouting eat the rich rhetoric around the same time his manic pixie dream girl ex started hanging around with Chelsea Manning. That's what happened. It broke his brain.

[NoName 16329]

[Captain Ron 12813]

11 hours ago, NoName said:

The event starts at 7 PM PACIFIC.

 

L

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This is going to be such a nothing burger. 

[Captainant 27487]

37 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

The event starts at 7 PM PACIFIC.

 

L

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This is going to be such a nothing burger. 

betcha TSLA will get a nice little bump out of the hypecycle and FOMO. Ya know, just like how normal businesses operate 

[NoName 16329]

Then like four tweets down 

 

Edited October 10 by NoName

[Deej 76586]

It's really unbelievable that mother nature would constantly find Florida with tropical storms and hurricanes without government intervention. I look at the map and think "how could a storm hit that?"

[royiv 9174]

On 10/8/2024 at 12:53 PM, Captain Ron said:

So how much of a joke is this going to be?

Anyone check this out? 

[Colonel Sanders 1332]

44 minutes ago, royiv said:

Anyone check this out? 

It started an hour late.  Seems like it sucks, but who knows how the stock will react.  No pedals or steering wheel.  Sounds like it's still not really that close to going to market.

[Captain Ron 12813]

43 minutes ago, royiv said:

Anyone check this out? 

They started 50 minutes late. It basically just started. From what I’ve seen no real demo all cgi  

 

 

FSD Next year. DRINK

[Captain Ron 12813]

He is such a shitty public speaker. It’s unbelievable. 

[Captain Ron 12813]

Uh, so he just made a … bus?

[Rudiger 1160]

#vaporware

[Hmbre97 6297]

would be awesome if one of the Boston Dynamics robots jumped up there and started tossing those pieces of shit all over the place

[SeattleHorn 117]

He doesn't even sound like he believes in the con anymore.

[Hmbre97 6297]

[Hmbre97 6297]

I just started watching this. What's so special about these cars that the existing model 3 can't do? 

[SeattleHorn 117]

Just now, Hmbre97 said:

I just started watching this. What's so special about these cars that the existing model 3 can't do? 

Pump the stock price?

[royiv 9174]

18 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

It started an hour late.  Seems like it sucks, but who knows how the stock will react.  No pedals or steering wheel.  Sounds like it's still not really that close to going to market.

Very on brand.

[Captain Ron 12813]

6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I just started watching this. What's so special about these cars that the existing model 3 can't do? 

Well it doesn’t exist, so it can’t kill anyone will on autopilot. 

[Ted Lange 16055]

[Rudiger 1160]

Here’s a screengrab from the event. 

[Hmbre97 6297]

These robotaxis look like a cybertruck that transitioned to a car.  

[Firemans4Horn 17851]

 

[bluto 4895]

Besides the public speaking issues, his absolute and total bullshit when talking timelines is beyond painful. Esp considering the FSD and cyber truck rollouts, or lack there of. 

[immamac 42552]

So uh? They didn't even do a demo? 

[Captainant 27487]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

So uh? They didn't even do a demo? 

They have concepts of a demo

[atomheartbevo 89466]

1 hour ago, Captain Ron said:

Uh, so he just made a … bus?

That shit will last 5 minutes on speed bumps and potholes in Austin streets before it starts losing pieces.

Just needs a few things, like stormtroopers coming out of it

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89466]

 

Yeah, if your destination is the scene of the crash.  You'll probably beat the paramedics because you'll be hauling ass.

/ronwhite

[Captain Ron 12813]

6 hours ago, bluto said:

Besides the public speaking issues, his absolute and total bullshit when talking timelines is beyond painful. Esp considering the FSD and cyber truck rollouts, or lack there of. 

The media pointed much of this out too. They noted that nothing Musk said was new beyond showing off the mock-ups. It’s more vaporware and jazz hands by Leon  

https://www.barrons.com/livecoverage/tesla-robotaxi-event
 

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Tesla's event delivered new vehicles and some timelines, but almost everything Musk said tonight has been said before. And investors might feel like the event was light on safety data.

Tesla needed to do five things on Thursday: show a robotaxi, discuss entry to service, discuss safety data, provide details of its business model, and offer an Easter Egg. Tesla hit three of those five.

As for the three it hit, there wasn't much any discussion about how Tesla would enter service or details about what regulatory hurdles the company faces and how it plans to overcome them. For the two that Tesla missed, the lack of any new safety or driving data was glaring.

 

 

6 hours ago, immamac said:

So uh? They didn't even do a demo? 

Not for the unwashed masses on streaming. Those at the event could ride in them, they had a number of them driving around the movie lot. But again as noted that was an extremely controlled environment. It looked like they even corded off the place where you could get in / get out. I wonder if they even let you drive to any destinations or if the routes were pre-determined?

 

[HenryJames 65904]

Elon Musk Hilariously Claims Tesla Cybercab Will Be Available In 2-3 Years (gizmodo.com)

[NoName 16329]

And

 

Edited October 11 by NoName

[Captain Ron 12813]

 

[immamac 42552]

TSLA stock gonna go up 50% today. 

[Francisco 2.0 32347]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

TSLA stock gonna go up 50% today. 

 

No doubt, because nearly everything in this country has completely lost all common sense.

 

 

[Captain Ron 12813]

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

TSLA stock gonna go up 50% today. 

It was down in after hours trading. But has since recovered. 

[Captain Ron 12813]

[wildcat09 29285]

They need to add a poll option for an Elon overdose.

[DigglerontheHoof 21079]

32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

No doubt, because nearly everything in this country has completely lost all common sense.

 

 

It's been said many times before but we're here

[Captain Ron 12813]

It would be really sad if someone took Grok and ai generated a picture or video of a crash at the Tesla event last night.