I. am. an F. B. I. AGENT!

[Parliament 14260]

Utah!  Get me TWO!

Edited February 4 by Parliament

[bschoolprof 6254]

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass-end out of a dead Rhino.  

[Guest]

"we'll get him when he comes back in..."

[Surly Bevo 24923]

You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of cum, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

[Elmer_Fudd 22236]

Speak into the microphone squid brain.

[futureman 22464]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

…

have you even heard the quote?  seen the movie?  don’t put periods after “I” and “am,” he doesn’t pause.  fucking amateur hour. 

[Carl Spackler 3483]

 

2 hours ago, slorch said:

"we'll get him when he comes back in..."

He's not coming back.

[Incredulity 11675]

You gotta be fucking crazy man. It’s death on a stick out there, mate.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Now for chrissake, does either one of you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?

I caught my first tube this morning....sir.

[Carl Spackler 3483]

Back off Warchild.  Seriously.

[South Austin 52511]

Years later and I still don’t know if this movie was intentional satire. It appears that all the actors were in on it.

Edited February 4 by South Austin

[Tylerocks 2553]

That would be a waste of time.

 

[NWBuck 8568]

Much better QB than that poser Shane Falco 

[mdleast 8295]

Whoa, whoa. No way Bells is bigger than Waimea, bro!

[Pam Cummings 9644]

Lose somethin, brah?

[closetohumping 17442]

14 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Much better QB than that poser Shane Falco 

Both played at tosu

[MissingInAction 25082]

[Incredulity 11675]

You're not going to start chanting, are you?

[NWBuck 8568]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Both played at tosu

[aggie08 21504]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Both played at tosu

Johnny Utah was quarterbacking a Rose Bowl-winning team when his knee exploded in the 4th quarter. 

Shane Falco threw 5 picks in the Sugar Bowl (couldn't even win the Big 10) and flamed out after 1 season in the NFL.

The only Johnny that Footsteps Falco should be compared to is Manziel.

Edited February 5 by aggie08

[66BUFF 2564]

7 hours ago, mdleast said:

Whoa, whoa. No way Bells is bigger than Waimea, bro!

 Just paddling out into big surf is a total commitment.

- You can't just call time out and stroll on into the beach if you don't like the way things are goin

[closetohumping 17442]

• Pappas : [of Johnny, after the last robbery]  Don't ride him in with the black and whites like some punk, let *me* ride him in.

  Ben Harp : Yeah sure, Angelo, why not? That is why I put you 2 screw-ups to begin with. You deserve each other, don't you? You're just as bad as he is, though you're a little fatter, a little slower and a little more pathetic. For Christ sake, it's like the blind leading the blind with you.

  Pappas : Harp, I want to tell you something. I was in this bureau when you were still popping zits on your funny face and jerking off with the lingerie section of the sears catalog.

  Ben Harp : Is that right, Pappas?

  Pappas : Yes, that's right "Harp", and out of all these years, I have learned something that you still haven't got.

  Ben Harp : Yeah? Why don't you astonish me, shitface?

  Pappas : [punches Harp in the face]  Respect for my elders.

[Bevo&Pevo 5150]

Sorry, Johnny, I guess you don't get to be president. 

or

Punk, quarterback punk. 

[Buzzrock 14921]

 Just paddling out into big surf is a total commitment.

- You can't just call time out and stroll on into the beach if you don't like the way things are goin

Big wave riding is for macho assholes with a death wish

[closetohumping 17442]

• Diving Instructor : Heads up, Pappas. I want to see you retrieve at least two bricks.

  Pappas : [puts on blindfold]  I've been on the job for over 20 years, and I fail to see what fishing bricks from the bottom of a pool has got to do with bank robbery. And on top of that, they got me babysitting some quarterback punk, named Johnny Unitas or something.

  Johnny Utah : The shit they pull, huh?

  Pappas : Yeah!

  Diving Instructor : Pappas... meet your new partner.

  Pappas : What?

  [removes blindfold] 

  Johnny Utah : [waves] 

  Pappas : Pappas. Angelo Pappas.

  Johnny Utah : Punk. Quarterback Punk.

Edited February 6 by closetohumping