Super Bowl Commercial Thread

[Texzilla58 4790]

Here we go.

[Michael Knight 13217]

11 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Here we go.

cool video bro

[LTtxfan 49998]

Neighbaaa

 

[TreatyOak 17370]

Just a reminder to be kind and don't post tomorrow if you don't have to, as your posts will keep Surly staffers at office working on Super Sunday. 

 

[Kennythetiger 9622]

 

[GopherRock 1773]

IMHO this one is a Top 5 Super Bowl commercial that never seems to get mentioned. 

 

 

[Guest]

That is my alltime favorite SB commercial.  I worked at pepsi at the time, so I am most definitely biased.

I was a soldier in the cola wars.

Edited February 11 by slorch

[rage-a-holic 4732]

Thanks Doritos, she was a nobody before this

 

[YGIFS 19458]

16 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

 

Remember how when you went back to a childhood place like a store or restaurant after decades away and everything seemed smaller to you in old age than as a kid?  I swear I remember Crawford's jugs being massive in that ad.  I mean they're nice and all but I just remember as a 15 year old thinking they were Double-D's.  Lovely, perky, and still would though.  

[Ignatius 4141]

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

and still would though.  

Wow, really? You’d still fuck at-her-peak Cindy Crawford even though she didn’t have Plano mommy tits? Way out there on the limb bro….

[YGIFS 19458]

No, I mean I'd fuck her now.  I didn't even know what the hell fake tits were in 1992.  I just remember her sporing a massive rack.  Like I said, it's very pleasant to look at, but I just remember them being over-the-top naturally massive.  I guess it was that Swimsuit S.I. pic of her in that black one-piece with the zipper that just bunched 'em up.  But she always had a fantastic ass/hips/thighs.  

Now that I'm watching that ad again, don't think you could do that today with the grooming shit.  

[Underdog 29175]

 

 

 

[Deej 77813]

Jesus had a foot fetish?

 

Edited February 11 by Deej

[Michael Knight 13217]

Just now, Deej said:

Jesus had a foot fetish?

an expensive one, just use a the hose dude

[Underdog 29175]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Jesus had a foot fetish?

[troph 25223]

Fuck the He Gets Us campaign in the goat ass. There are so many asterisks on that it makes the commercial disingenuous and disgusting. Go message them, say your gay and want to live with your husband forever or go tell them your trans. Those fuckers are like the rest of them, “Us” means well, like “us” not like you. Fuck “us” all to hell.

[Underdog 29175]

Mullets were good. 

[immamac 44343]

Kawasaki commercial leader in the clubhouse. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13628]

Popeye's ad cut before FSD car hits bridge abutment.

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Beth having a blast

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Messi drinking shitty beer

Edited February 12 by DanTheHorn

[Hawndoh 2409]

Let my cream moisturize you... 

That one was pretty good

Edited February 12 by Hawndoh

[BearSchlong 8240]

Ha

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

nothing worth a damn so far

[David Dennison 19534]

OK, this is funny.

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Anything with Walken has to be good

[Guest]

Beemer is best so far.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

Oof walken looks like he doesn’t have much time left

[David Dennison 19534]

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Oof walken looks like he doesn’t have much time left

[troph 25223]

State Farm made me chuckle.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13628]

Pete Holmes did it better

 

[Hawndoh 2409]

I can't tell if Twisters is a remake or a sequel, but either way it did not need to be made.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8983]

So it’s clear…Hollywood has ran out of ideas for movies

[DanTheHorn 5079]

All I could think of was those of us in teens and 20s when that movie came do look like the gummy now.

[Herpa Derpa 6343]

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Oof walken looks like he doesn’t have much time left

I said the same thing after I saw The Deer Hunter the first time.

[Sgt Hulk 14429]

Apolloooo

[Underdog 29175]

Nice tribute

[Wally Fairway 5674]

RIP Carl for the win - well done 👍

 

[DanTheHorn 5079]

That mayo one is in the lead for the worst one so far.

[troph 25223]

16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

So it’s clear…Hollywood has ran out of ideas for movies

Great enshitification.

[deft 7059]

I liked the Reese’s.

[Harrison Stafford 3392]

Liked the Oreo spot.  But, don’t eat them.  Muy unhealthy.

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Well that entire set was garbage starting with Reese's.

[YGIFS 19458]

I thought the anti-hate one was nice.  
 

Aubrey plaza is just getting smoking hot as she ages.  

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Ok that was good by dunkin

Edited February 12 by DanTheHorn

[troph 25223]

Dunkin in the lead imo. That was funny, for a commercial.

[Underdog 29175]

Brady with two winners so far. 

[SameSame 1752]

That was great

[Real Papi 1113]

Dunkin’ commercial was hilarious.  

[deft 7059]

How you like them donuts….sorry