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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:
Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me

Before you started dating Migs?

MIG-25 FoxBats would mmmmm be really, really cool.

Posted (edited)

Netflix!  Netflix and Chill!   Not Lifetime and chill.

With one you get laid, with the other you end up helping fold the laundry.  

 

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Posted
23 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.

Posted
10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

The flour section was wiped out too...

Posted
I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.
You got off easy, sir.
Maybe twice.


10 days something.

Me too.


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Posted
21 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.

You got off easy, sir.

Maybe twice.

I took two different girls to see Titanic in the theater. Worked both times.

Thanks, Leo.

 

Posted
13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

She’s not gonna let him have one.

Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

Posted
16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

#1 lesson from Wives and Stupid shit: Don't get married

#2 If you do fuck up and get married, don't allow her access to a gun

#3 it she is making you do something prior to marriage, it's going to get way worse if you marry her

#4 there are a metric fuck ton of slob women

 

She already has a gun. 

Posted
Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?
Posted
12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?

Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

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22 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

Yeah it is definitely not just some random POF endeavor for sure. We will see where it goes. Definitely not rushing anything at all.

Posted
20 hours ago, EE2B said:

I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.

Of the baby or the fiance?

Posted
that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.


Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.

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