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Netflix!  Netflix and Chill!   Not Lifetime and chill.

With one you get laid, with the other you end up helping fold the laundry.  

 

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  On 7/15/2018 at 8:06 AM, GotThatFire said:

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

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Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.

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  On 7/16/2018 at 9:51 AM, BurntEyes said:

#1 lesson from Wives and Stupid shit: Don't get married

#2 If you do fuck up and get married, don't allow her access to a gun

#3 it she is making you do something prior to marriage, it's going to get way worse if you marry her

#4 there are a metric fuck ton of slob women

 

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She already has a gun. 

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  On 7/17/2018 at 2:17 AM, Vic Mackey said:
Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?
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  On 7/17/2018 at 3:02 AM, Vic Mackey said:
  On 7/17/2018 at 2:55 AM, Jkwellborn said:

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?
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Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.

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There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

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  On 7/17/2018 at 3:49 PM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

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Yeah it is definitely not just some random POF endeavor for sure. We will see where it goes. Definitely not rushing anything at all.

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  On 7/17/2018 at 4:59 PM, AM Wood said:
that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.


Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.

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