What Have I Turned Into?

[Vic Mackey 47170]

I'm dating this woman and she has me watching Lifetime movies with her. Fuck.

[tejas60 3535]

zepol?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8823]

Zepol

[Vic Mackey 47170]

zepol?

First thing that came to mind...

[Whitman 694]

[Zepol87 9197]

Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me

[Vic Mackey 47170]

Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me

Before you started dating Migs?

[tejas60 3535]

[Zepol87 9197]

God damnit

[Vic Mackey 47170]

I don't put it on a pedestal but she watched basketball with me so I figure I'd return the favor.

[Francisco 2.0 32432]

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'm dating this woman.

Full stop.  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21968]

Fuck.

This is good advice

 

[CHIEF 5095]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Fuck you guys lol. That was the old me

Before you started dating Migs?

MIG-25 FoxBats would mmmmm be really, really cool.

[Incredulity 11683]

Chubby to Morbidly Obese Hearts breaking all over POF tonight.

[52-80 19271]

[GotThatFire 166]

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

[Jkwellborn 6749]

Chubby to Morbidly Obese Hearts breaking all over POF tonight.

Are they breaking or just giving up?

[Longboard Horn 40559]

Inb4 classics


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[Jerry Callo 8745]

Netflix!  Netflix and Chill!   Not Lifetime and chill.

With one you get laid, with the other you end up helping fold the laundry.  

 

Edited July 15, 2018 by Jerry Callo

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

Are they breaking or just giving up?

They gave up awhile back.

[pyrohornIII 4823]

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

[PittsburghTiger 6209]

Those Lifetime movies are quite riveting, so I hear.

[TexArcher 38080]

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.

You got off easy, sir.

Maybe twice.

[markstanco 12631]

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

A cookie dough and peanut butter mix in ice cream would be a great combo.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Do they have closed captioning in Spanish?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

So you're cucking yourself?

[BearMace 2206]

23 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 Tell her that you actually like lifetime movies because of all the beautiful actresses. 9/10 that’ll solve the problem 

Qft. Someone needs to compile a The Shag's (fuck you Kevin) Guide to Women. This place has it figured out as much as any other collective group and in a way people can either relate to or go fuck themselves. Anyone considering marriage should have to read the Wives and Stupid Shit thread and pass a Surly grilling on what they learned.

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10 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

I was wondering why I couldn't find any cookie dough ice cream this weekend.

The flour section was wiped out too...

[udaydanceparty 33]

When is the bachelor party?

[Jkwellborn 6749]

She’s not gonna let him have one.

[Upgrayedd 5821]

I must have missed the pics

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4979]

I wouldn't say I've MISSED them...

[McCroskey 1492]

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.
You got off easy, sir.
Maybe twice.

10 days something.

Me too.


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[EE2B 1565]

I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.

[VolenteHawk 495]

21 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I once sat through a McConaughey and Kate Hudson movie to get laid.

You got off easy, sir.

Maybe twice.

I took two different girls to see Titanic in the theater. Worked both times.

Thanks, Leo.

 

[Vic Mackey 47170]

13 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

She’s not gonna let him have one.

Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

[Vic Mackey 47170]

16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

#1 lesson from Wives and Stupid shit: Don't get married

#2 If you do fuck up and get married, don't allow her access to a gun

#3 it she is making you do something prior to marriage, it's going to get way worse if you marry her

#4 there are a metric fuck ton of slob women

 

She already has a gun. 

[Jkwellborn 6749]

Nah she definitely is not like that. She would definitely have a bachelorette party for sure that would be pretty wild. I have no doubts about that.

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?

[Vic Mackey 47170]

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?

Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.

[PencilPusher 454]

This seemed appropriate for some reason.............

 

[Vic Mackey 47170]

Can't go wrong with Seinfeld references.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

12 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Damn. Y’all are already to the planning phase?

Not at all. I was just speaking in hypothetical in regards to his post.

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

[Planet Houston 4931]

If a woman wants to spend that much time with you, you must have turned into a Taco Bell drive-thru.

[Vic Mackey 47170]

22 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

There is some foresight in the hypotheticals.  I think you may have found yourself the one.  Nobody watches lifetime for some run of the mill strange.  Congrats on the future!

Yeah it is definitely not just some random POF endeavor for sure. We will see where it goes. Definitely not rushing anything at all.

[AM Wood 335]

that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21968]

33 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

that chick is going to eat a lot you.  You should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement so she has a place to store your body.

fify

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20 hours ago, EE2B said:

I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.

Of the baby or the fiance?

[Zepol87 9197]

that chick is going to eat a lot. you should get a sam's club membership and an extra freezer for the basement.

Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.

[Vic Mackey 47170]

Chick I'm talking to weighs like 110 and eats all the god damn time.

The chick you want me to tell her I have a friend, her ass probably weighs half that lmao.

[Zepol87 9197]

I'll try it out