Do you pick your nose?

[Baboontyme 2825]

Be honest. 

[Post Oak 20278]

All the time

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Fuck it.

 

Yes. Yes I do.

[Macanudo 13015]

It's not a question of who picks their nose.   It's who eats the boogers

[tejas60 3534]

only when I'm driving down the road.

[Baboontyme 2825]

I feel like I should stop. But I can't. 

[tejas60 3534]

do you roll them when you extract them?

[Baboontyme 2825]

Well yeah if I need to flick them, duh. 

 

 

[Incredulity 11683]

Damn right.

When I can’t get the dried mess out of there the old Booger Hook (index finger) goes to work.  Damn satisfying to start breathing clearly again.

[Beau Vine 54462]

1.  Pick my nose

-or-

2.  Walk around with a nose full of boogers

 

Are there really people who choose 2?

[Longboard Horn 40543]

Yup. Who doesn’t?

[Pato del Muerto 52614]

Only when I’m hungry 

[LongestHorn 759]

who doesn't?

https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19546352/eating-boogers-good-for-you/

[RDCanecutter 26475]

No. I kept the one I was given.

But I have a question-- how come when I shower in the morning I can blow a bloody booger out of the left nostril, but nothing out of the right? I'll dig and blow, dig and blow, nothing coming out of the right, then I'll have to stop because the bloody booger from the left nostril has started to slide down the tile wall leaving a trail like a slug on its period. And how come that bloody booger tastes so salty? I didn't put no damn salt up my nose.

[NorthLoop 14251]

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

No. I kept the one I was given.

But I have a question-- how come when I shower in the morning I can blow a bloody booger out of the left nostril, but nothing out of the right? I'll dig and blow, dig and blow, nothing coming out of the right, then I'll have to stop because the bloody booger from the left nostril has started to slide down the tile wall leaving a trail like a slug on its period. And how come that bloody booger tastes so salty? I didn't put no damn salt up my nose.

Because you snort coke in your left

 

picker here, but only when I think my wife isn't looking. 

[Newdoc 3453]

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

picker here, but only when I think my wife isn't looking. 

She doesn’t care when I do it in front of her.

[NorthLoop 14251]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

It's not a question of who picks their nose.   It's who eats the boogers

[GotThatFire 166]

Snot rockets, baby

[Upgrayedd 5821]

No.  I have staff.

[Hate 20146]

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

25 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Snot rockets, baby

Second. Picking is last resort but no shame. It's like a good shit. If you produce a big one, you feel a real sense of accomplishment.

[RDCanecutter 26475]

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

 

 

 

Can't get a kid to eat broccoli.

[Chilly Water 419]

Boogers are like 2% sugar and what kid doesn’t have a sweet tooth?

[ROFL BOX 6649]

51 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Second. Picking is last resort but no shame. It's like a good shit. If you produce a big one, you feel a real sense of accomplishment.

Among the most satisfying personal events one can experience, 2 of them are booger related:  A quality snot rocket (which is only eclipsed by a quality wet one in the shower & into your hand  where you can perform a post mortem & see what was going on in there) & digging out a long stringer that comes with what feels like a solid 12 inches of green slime that would put a Nickelodeon game show to shame & you have no idea in the world how you had been able to breathe before that..

[markstanco 12627]

In public of course not. But yea, in private I do and in the winter when I have a cold or spring with allergies i will hold a nostril and engage a snot rocket.

I'm a guy.

[futureman 22552]

1 hour ago, Upgrayedd said:

No.  I have staff.

you have staff that pick your nose for you?  are you rich as fuck?

[52-80 19262]

Why yes I dig for treasure

[Guest]

Pick me out a winner, Bobby...

[South Austin 52628]

7 hours ago, Hate said:

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

Challenge accepted.

[deadshank 24653]

I’m two knuckles deep right now

[mr. sunshine 2833]

10 hours ago, Macanudo said:

It's not a question of who picks their nose.   It's who eats the boogers

I don’t eat them. They just get caught under my finger nail sometimes and I have to pry them out with my teeth. 

Damn booger police 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

on the reg

[52-80 19262]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

I’m two knuckles deep right now

how does the nostril take that length?

[Jerry Callo 8732]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

I’m two knuckles deep right now

No judgment, but this thread is about nostrils.  

[davidg 4038]

50 bucks says he eats it

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

yes, i'm in up to my wrists

[SimonBolivar 10960]

It was the best part of visiting Mexico City. Absolutely amazing boogers. 

[Mileslong 4728]

15 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Be honest. 

username checks out

[NeverMarryAStripper 21941]

There are two types of people in the world.  Those who pick their nose, and those who lie about it.

[Jkwellborn 6748]

No. I kept the one I was given.
But I have a question-- how come when I shower in the morning I can blow a bloody booger out of the left nostril, but nothing out of the right? I'll dig and blow, dig and blow, nothing coming out of the right, then I'll have to stop because the bloody booger from the left nostril has started to slide down the tile wall leaving a trail like a slug on its period. And how come that bloody booger tastes so salty? I didn't put no damn salt up my nose.

A lot of posters are glossing over the fact that you admit to eating bloody boogers.

[RDCanecutter 26475]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

A lot of posters are glossing over the fact that you admit to eating bloody boogers.

It's a gooey green zone halfway between eating and drinking.

[Bogeywon 2519]

All the time! ALL. THE. TIME. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Wait... MY nose? No.

[NWBuck 8587]

"If I did, I'd certainly have picked a smaller one" -Things NWBuck's Dad Says

[Moby Ric 2058]

I pick my nose as much as I masturbate.   

[woohorn 1131]

What do comatose people or people without arms do?

[NWBuck 8587]

55 minutes ago, woohorn said:

What do comatose people or people without arms do?

 

 

[F250 28826]

I don't like to do it with my fingers so I use cotton swabs. I also do the nasal irrigation thing regularly.

Why pick your nose when you can power wash it?

[ROFL BOX 6649]

6 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

All the time! ALL. THE. TIME. 

New Shag handle:  Booger One.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

5 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

I pick my nose as much as I masturbate.   

Do you put a sock over your schnoz?