Do you pick your nose?

[TexArcher 38075]

Thank you for reminding me that I'd neglected to pick my nose for at least an hour.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

My left pinky fits perfectly up my right nostril, all the way up to the first knuckle. Every morning I jam it up there and pull out a masterpiece. I get nothing from the left, but that’s partly because my septum is a bit wonky from a nose I had broken in a game of fisticuffs, so neither pinky fits very well.

But I haven’t eaten one since preschool. 

Edited July 16, 2018 by ImissWallyPryor

[Jkwellborn 6747]

I don't like to do it with my fingers so I use cotton swabs. I also do the nasal irrigation thing regularly.
Why pick your nose when you can power wash it?

Cotton swabs after a shower are best. Do you stay sick after doing the nasal irrigation? My younger brother does that and seems like he gets any little cold around him now.

[El Moco 45]

I only dig for nose nuggets when I can feel a hard and crusty bastard is up in there.

[DigglerontheHoof 21253]

When I'm by myself?  Yep.  Around others?  Never. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Do you put a sock over your schnoz?

I have a whole series of hotel hand towels I have stolen over the years.

[F250 28823]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

Cotton swabs after a shower are best. Do you stay sick after doing the nasal irrigation? My younger brother does that and seems like he gets any little cold around him now.

No, never had any issue with colds, pollen allergies are my primary issue which is why I started irrigating.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54435]

On 7/14/2018 at 11:30 PM, GotThatFire said:

Snot rockets, baby

I snot rocket with the best of them, but that only does so much.  Snot rockets won't remove those dry crusty ones that are a couple of knuckles deep.

[UncleCharlie 334]

My favorite is picking out the crust after a bloody nose and you get the attached 3 inch vein that comes out with it.

Very erotic. 

[Nivek 16987]

Hey ma, what’s for dinner?
Go up your nose and pick a winner!

/biz

[FriendofaFriend 93]

All the time. I also blow my nose into pretty much anything I find laying around. Gotta keep the pipes clean!

[NastyDreams 11]

I must.  Recent discussion with my GF,   Me: You sure buy a lot of tissues

                                                                        Her: You don't?

                                                                        Me: Never have

[Ldogg53 514]

What fucking self respecting man doesn’t?? Shit I’ll even toss women in there. I got no problem if a woman goes to town on her nostril. You got a problem you need to solve it.

[Don Keibals 113]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends under the couch.

[deadshank 24653]

On 7/15/2018 at 9:44 AM, 52-80 said:

how does the nostril take that length?

My brain itches from time to time.  I have to get at it.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

7 hours ago, Ldogg53 said:

 You got a problem you need to solve it.

Check out the beats while the DJ revolves it.

[NorthLoop 14248]

*hook

[beer 3220]

Why did I read both pages

[52-80 19258]

I think having septoplasty really precipitated my dig-dugging the canals all the fucking time.  It hardened some tissue and otherwise just accelerated booger production.

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

You say that like it’s bad. 

Edited July 17, 2018 by ImissWallyPryor

[Wally Fairway 5587]

Well it isn't going to pick itself. Is it?

I can't believe nobody has posted the Harbaugh clip

[elfenix 34333]

i've got some really sticky little boogers up there right now.  and it seems like 5 minutes after clearing them all out, they're back.  shit's terrible. 

guessing it's the weed pollens? http://www.houstontx.gov/health/Pollen-Mold/

[yoshi 137]

After I leave the parking lot at work, I feel like I'm just picking boogers the whole ride home.  

[kopp0e 1135]

On 7/16/2018 at 7:21 AM, El Moco said:

I only dig for nose nuggets when I can feel a hard and crusty bastard is up in there.

Man, it's bad when you get over a cold & can't find one to fling off your thumb...

[markstanco 12620]

It was the best part of visiting Mexico City. Absolutely amazing boogers. 

Vegas and CO get me.

[Ragnarok 103]

Isn't this like masturbation?  Just 2 kinds of people. Those that admit they do it, and liars.

[Horns1 41]

20 hours ago, yoshi said:

After I leave the parking lot at work, I feel like I'm just picking boogers the whole ride home.  

Damn, I'm NOT the only one. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

My grandfather in law was a gas well gauger and drove dirt/gravel roads most of his route, where bumps and washboards make picking dangerous. He would refer to a smooth highway as “a real nose picker”.  

[crash_davis 23115]

thread title should be changed to "how often do you pick your nose?"  

[NorthLoop 14248]

17 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

My grandfather in law was a gas well gauger and drove dirt/gravel roads most of his route, where bumps and washboards make picking dangerous. He would refer to a smooth highway as “a real nose picker”.  

One time me and my grandpa were driving a windy ass FM road in east Texas and he yelled out "They must've been following one drunk ass indian when they made this trail" .... 

 

that has nothing to do with nose picking but I thought I'd leave it here.