Rate my jumper

[ztejas 43476]

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to.  Edited February 19 by ztejas

[MontereyMX 869]

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

dribble like shit, no elevation.  fuck class. 

[ztejas 43476]

1 minute ago, MontereyMX said:

dribble like shit, no elevation.  fuck class. 

Nice. These are the comments I'm looking for. 

Oh also I don't think I'd handled a ball in 6 months so I apologize for the dribbling. 

Let's focus on the jumper though I think it will lend itself to a better thread. 

Edited February 19 by ztejas

[dcar00 14269]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

you need to rename the thread, "rate my set shot"

[jimmyjazz 45976]

I read this as "rate my dumper", and I thought "gross".

[ztejas 43476]

I'm so glad I posted this. 

[LTtxfan 49253]

Not a jumper... That's a set shot

 

[LTtxfan 49253]

For entertainment... 😋

Two Handed Set Shot: How Basketball Was Played in the 50s

[ztejas 43476]

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not a jumper... That's a set shot

 

 

34 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

For entertainment... 😋

Two Handed Set Shot: How Basketball Was Played in the 50s

You're actually stupid as fuck.

[Pancho 44858]

Dance too much booty in the pants

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

Yeah... That's not a jump shot. Aside from that, your left hand is way too involved in the release, your base is a bit narrow and your balance seems a little off (right leg dominant). 

[Rudiger 1163]

I can’t rate your sweater until you post a picture of it. 

[jimmyjazz 45976]

I'm not sure how this thread will get to 1,000 pages, but it really needs to do so.

[shadow_operative 15932]

sure, why not.

 

[ztejas 43476]

16 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Yeah... That's not a jump shot. Aside from that, your left hand is way too involved in the release, your base is a bit narrow and your balance seems a little off (right leg dominant). 

Alright let's see yours then, Mitch. 

[Surly Bevo 25049]

Derka's got you beat stone cold on the ball handling skills....and sweat.  

[shadow_operative 15932]

oh yeah, and of course:

 

[Mother mopar 3319]

OP Shoots better than me for sure.

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm so glad I posted this. 

I mean, did you really think it was going to go any other way?

[ztejas 43476]

29 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I mean, did you really think it was going to go any other way?

I didn't think Mitch was going to give me shooting pointers so yeah it's already going better than imagined. 

[ztejas 43476]

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Edited February 19 by ztejas

[Dutchrudder 11141]

I would rather rate your paystub.

[52-80 19164]

check out Slim Creeper over here.

[Red Five 40862]

Feels very Uncle Rico.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18550]

13 hours ago, ztejas said:

Alright let's see yours then, Mitch. 

At the risk of doxxing myself, I might actually go take some video. Just so you and everybody else can see just how pure and silky smooth my J is. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I didn't think Mitch was going to give me shooting pointers so yeah it's already going better than imagined. 

Whaddya expect? You post a jumpshot video or pictures of tacky shit in your house, it's like a moth to a flame for me.

[DixonHur 11340]

Don't know about the jumper, but looks like we need to start a GoFundMe to get you some new shoes.

[gofuckyourself 8339]

Jumper = B

Hat = A+

[Pato del Muerto 52525]

4 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

At the risk of doxxing myself, I might actually go take some video. Just so you and everybody else can see just how pure and silky smooth my J is. 

Whaddya expect? You post a jumpshot video or pictures of tacky shit in your house, it's like a moth to a flame for me.

I’m interested to see if you have a home backboard and if so what all manner of bric a brac are hanging on it. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

set shots are much more accurate and easier to master than jumpers and obviously have a quicker release.  

[kingkoopa6 8369]

No jumper vid. But can you hit cross bar?

[immamac 42865]

I’m not trying to pile on but you need to jump for it to be a jump shot don’t you? 

[shadow_operative 15932]

shooting was never my thing anyway. always pass-first. they used to call me “young jokic”.

 

[shadow_operative 15932]

12 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

No jumper vid. But can you hit cross bar?

fuck it, every sport:

 

[jimmyjazz 45976]

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

[MotownHorn 1770]

26 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

he created a whole new shot! A hopper!

[realgreggym 835]

Your jumper was almost as bad as mine. Sorry but you asked.😁

[Rex Kramer 1338]

[Kermit 3156]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

Credit card thickness? Braggart.

[aggie08 21505]

2 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

set shots are much more accurate and easier to master than jumpers and obviously have a quicker release.  

Thanks Mr. Naismith!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

58 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Thanks Mr. Naismith!

there's a reason FTs are not jumpers. 

[UnhappilyMarried 816]

Did Dillon Mitchell teach you how to dribble?

[shakahorn 1645]

You shoot like one of those guys in Greg who is always calling a foul on his defender.

[chainsaw 9870]

On 2/18/2024 at 6:19 PM, ztejas said:

I was walking around the neighborhood and went by the park and some kids got me to take a few shots.

So I went home and got my ball and shot for a bit. 

 

Let's keep this classy, but also, if you want to post your own jumpers this would be the spot to. 

 

[TejasPedro 1858]

Very flat shot, would be blocked by anyone taller than 5 foot 5.

6.0 for making the bucket. 

[Fastbreak 3988]

form is pretty good. elbow is tucked in, good wrist finish.  Needs more leg bend to get higher elevation.

[WBT 20616]

f the haters, looked wet to quite wet

[ATXbronco 4084]

On 2/19/2024 at 2:33 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Upon further review, it does appear @ztejas did jump a tiny bit on that shot.  Like, a credit card thickness high.

 

 

[Alternate Universe Bobby R 7]

Jump shot looks like ass. Were you holding cement blocks by a chain in your teeth, looks like you actually went into the ground?

[Surly Bevo 25049]

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Brandy Perryman

[shadow_operative 15932]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Brandy Perryman