Bidet Meta Threas

[nnm 36835]

1 hour ago, uoftorange said:

I just got back from Japan.  Only had 2 toilets the entire trip without bidets.  I don't know why America can't get their act together on this.  I feel like if we can get Buccees to start the move it will take off like wildfire.  

It inspired me to add another one to the house

Something I learned in the north Texas storms last month was that it’s essential to have a basic, no frills, non-heated, etc bidet.  During the sporadic power failures, the BioBidet 2000 that’s in my master bath wouldn’t work, but the basic Luxe Bidet Neo 185s that I have in the other bathrooms worked fine.

Of course it’s better to have a heated seat, heated water, etc., but being able to rely on the primitive no frills units is good contingency planning. 

As long as you don’t have to go back to the savage practice of smearing poop with toilet paper, you’re ok. We’re not savages, people. 

[Sam Lin 3564]

No, you get a UPS or generator for your fancy bidet.

[luke duke 6420]

No, you get a UPS or generator for your fancy bidet.

Yep. Just put the generator in the bathtub.

[Prepuce of Doom 21112]

21 hours ago, luke duke said:

Yep. Just put the generator in the bathtub.

No room - already a toaster and a microwave in there! 

[Superhero 8888]

My bidet is in the guest bath downstairs because there’s a plug there.

My parents are staying with us for the next few weeks, and out of respect for them, I’m trying to keep the guest bath “theirs”. But I took a dump this afternoon and spent a better part of 5 minutes wiping and wiping and still poop.

I love my parents, but they need to GTFO of my house. 

[nnm 36835]

6 hours ago, Superhero said:

My bidet is in the guest bath downstairs because there’s a plug there.

My parents are staying with us for the next few weeks, and out of respect for them, I’m trying to keep the guest bath “theirs”. But I took a dump this afternoon and spent a better part of 5 minutes wiping and wiping and still poop.

I love my parents, but they need to GTFO of my house. 

You gotta add a no-frills, no plug bidet to every toilet. There is no reason to resort to smearing poop all over yourself in your own house. 

[Sam Lin 3564]

No. You put a Toto on every toilet in the house. Because everyone deserves to Shit in Style (tm).

[markstanco 12651]

Started a 14 day colon cleanse Monday. Lovely to have one. Yikes, don’t go in there.

[Guadaloopy 11039]

Just got back from a 7-night "luxury" cruise, but my asshole disagrees. Nothing quite like pooping back on home turf with a good bidet.

[nnm 36835]

Yeah, I’m traveling a fair amount these days. Living in hotels or air BnBs is awful for many reasons, but particularly because I have no choice but to smear poop with paper like a savage. 

[rage-a-holic 4543]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Yeah, I’m traveling a fair amount these days. Living in hotels or air BnBs is awful for many reasons, but particularly because I have no choice but to smear poop with paper like a savage. 

[cabowabo 4578]

18 hours ago, nnm said:

Yeah, I’m traveling a fair amount these days. Living in hotels or air BnBs is awful for many reasons, but particularly because I have no choice but to smear poop with paper like a savage. 

I got one of these for traveling.  It’s not as effective as the toilet installed bidet, but it works in a pinch. 
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005FDJ8SM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[luke duke 6420]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nebia/nebiabidet

[Superhero 8888]

Any opinion on smart toilets?

My wife wants a non-so-cheap Woodbridge or Horo. For the price I’d rather get a tried and true Toto toilet and bidet seat.

It won’t looks as nice, but there is no history on these brands and who knows how reliable they are. 

[Sam Lin 3564]

Toto has fancy full integrated toilets as well.

[Superhero 8888]

On 10/1/2024 at 11:57 PM, Sam Lin said:

Toto has fancy full integrated toilets as well.

I also don't want to spend $3K for a full-service toilet.

 

BTW, price on the Toto K300 dropped from $630 to $530 on Amazon. Ordered one for my throne room. The kids get a C5 like the one in the downstairs bath. It's $405.

Or should I spoil their asses and also get them a K300?

[Sam Lin 3564]

You should spoil their asses with a 3k integrated toilet.

[Superhero 8888]

I’m proud to announce the bathrooms (2 of ‘em) are fully renovated with Toto K300s on the cans.

There is absolutely no reason to leave the house with a dirty butthole. 

[uoftorange 1388]

23 hours ago, Superhero said:

I’m proud to announce the bathrooms (2 of ‘em) are fully renovated with Toto K300s on the cans.

There is absolutely no reason to leave the house with a dirty butthole. 

And it's down to 480 now too for anyone looking.