Scientist censored on every Social Network

[JosephStang 130]

I discovered the theory of everything and now I'm censored on every social network. I'm Alan Stang's son. Google him, cowards.

 

I went to Israel to get the attention of the Israeli government to make a deal about the theory, and then I found out they are insane.

 

The consolation prize was negotiating the New World Order on X but I dont trust anyone because I'm trapped in a social control matrix in London. My red line is Texas Secession.

 

Is Texas brave enough to have a real conversation about the future of humanity or are y'all just a bunch of mouth breathers like almost everyone else?

 

Here's the theory. I'd love some actual discussion about what we are going to do with it.

I'm also attaching the coin plan that will let communities create their own currencies. It's basically been impossible to get honest responses to the coin plan. Maybe this forum can do better?

 

The Holonomic Toroid.

Summary: A 3d Real Local Hidden Variable Theory with one force. It overcomes Bell’s inequalities with Bohmian style locality by mediating FTL information without energy using a spinning ring.

 

Description: Each electron/proton is a ring. The ring is pure velocity. The velocity is the substance and the motion. The only law is like attracts and unlike repels. The ring spins at light speed. The energy spins in the circumference as it twists in the cross-section. These two velocities create the electric and magnetic force effects. The ring is at equilibrium when the attractive force generated by the twist in the cross section counteracts the repulsive force generated by the spin in the circumference.

 

In the presence of another ring, these two force effects create waves in each other. The waves are deformations in the shape of the energetic ring. Just like waves that move on a rope when you wave it up and down, these waves travel along the circumference of the ring, and because the ring spins at light speed, these waves travel faster than light, without any energy travelling faster than light. This information is energyless FTL information. The waves create precessions in the ring. The precession in the gravity direction is gravity. The precessions in all other directions are nuclear bonding and inertia.

 

The waves on a ring can phase lock with other rings and this causes entanglement. The precessions of each ring define its Heisenberg Uncertainty Sphere. Each ring has a finite amount of circumference to transfer between its precessions, its circumference, and its cross section, and this causes relativity.

 

 

[AnotherUTFan 9750]

Can i subscribe to your newsletter?

[ultimaton 2981]

[atomheartbevo 89675]

[52-80 19161]

can i put this holomoric toroid on my penis?

[HenryJames 66075]

2 hours ago, JosephStang said:

I'm also attaching the coin plan that will let communities create their own currencies. It's basically been impossible to get honest responses to the coin plan. Maybe this forum can do better?

We already tried this with Best Buy coupons.

[immamac 42854]

Strong first post. I’ll let you post attachments sometime later when you prove that you are trustworthy. Feel free to post images attached or inline. 

[CleverNickname 1311]

Don't we already have one lovable free energy physicist? We might be at capacity.

[Kennythetiger 9388]

When Mr. Briscoe endorses you I will start listening to you. 

[SKJ 1311]

This post seems like it was inspired by meth.

[South Austin 52515]

14 minutes ago, SKJ said:

This post seems like it was inspired by meth.

And brought to you by sniffing glue.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

4 hours ago, JosephStang said:

The Holonomic Toroid.

Summary: A 3d Real Local Hidden Variable Theory with one force. It overcomes Bell’s inequalities with Bohmian style locality by mediating FTL information without energy using a spinning ring.

 

 

 

You need to rename it, that’s your first problem.  It should be named Bohmian Rhapsody.  Then explain it like this.  

Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy?

Banned by social networks, they won’t accept my reality.

I’m just a proton ring, pure velocity,  

Spinning at light speed, ignore my positivity 

 

See, something like that, and Elmo would let you back on X in a microsecond.  

 

 

 

 

Edited February 20 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Mikey4 2476]

Where is RayDog when you need him?

[Clintonaldo 2574]

I am Mus Stang who is also Alan Stang's son.

[Celery Man 20961]

 

[Handcruser 2805]

Lolz

Well done all around.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Reminds me of Gene Ray from back in the Austin360 days.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

 

[freyguy 4273]

Don't believe into this guy's musings.  Everybody knows it's pronounced Hoobastank.

[Neonmoon 38129]

I haven’t done mushrooms in a long time. 

[WBT 20579]

1 hour ago, CleverNickname said:

Don't we already have one lovable free energy physicist? We might be at capacity.

not that lovable

[B00M 6416]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s 

[Pam Cummings 9644]

Joseph's Tang makes some good points.

[JosephStang 130]

If I'd wanted SomethingAwful troll responses I would have just posted there.

[Your Mom 4806]

Are you wearing a robe and wizard hat?

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Oh yeah a wandering prophet ranting is in my wheelhouse. 

And I am gonna Google that name. But, at a time of my choosing.

Edited February 20 by cactusflinthead

[Dbeasy 15051]

1 hour ago, CleverNickname said:

Don't we already have one lovable free energy physicist? We might be at capacity.

Yes but we need one who isn’t also on the verge of being indicted for sex crimes. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21200]

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2949]

[LonghornJones 837]

Is this about cold fusion? If so, I just watched The Saint, and can field any questions y'all may have.

[Mother mopar 3318]

If I'd wanted SomethingAwful troll responses I would have just posted there.

You realize where you're posting right?

[HiggyBaby 2529]

[Hate 20108]

5 hours ago, JosephStang said:

The waves on a ring can phase lock with other rings and this causes entanglement.

 

 

[Herbie Hancock 7348]

If I'd wanted SomethingAwful troll responses I would have just posted there.

[CooterBrown 18014]

[elfenix 34251]

when was the last time you were in the philippines?

 

[mdmost 43003]

I enjoyed that he berated me into action right out of the gate. 

[ClubWhatever 12144]

tl;dr

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

21 minutes ago, LonghornJones said:

Is this about cold fusion? If so, I just watched The Saint, and can field any questions y'all may have.

I had a hazelnut cold fusion yesterday afternoon. Tasty, but I almost sharted at my desk. 

['stache 21816]

[hookemATL 11739]

1 hour ago, JosephStang said:

If I'd wanted SomethingAwful troll responses I would have just posted there.

You came to the wrong scat site, hombre. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10243]

I'm amazed the social networks have banned the son of the one of the founding fathers of fake news. Jay it's time to maybe start a new family tradition.

[locodos 5387]

How do you propose to prevent side fumbling?

[ztejas 43454]

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Reminds me of Gene Ray from back in the Austin360 days.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

 

Love a good timecube reference. 

[smuggs 9353]

 

[Wally Fairway 5550]

Hey @JosephStang
So I googled Alan Stangs son - and the 12th item listed is this thread, so I am stuck in a do loop. 
The other items I glanced at didn't help, so I am lost

I am impressed by my fellow posters as I planned on posting the following
- this is Wendys', what would you like to order
- the Clooney gif of first time
- tin foil hat gif

but those were already taken, and I am all out of clever.
Do you know Chad Briscoe, or Derka?
 

BTW - welcome to Surly, there is supposed to be an entrance exam. Please answer the following questions:
- What to you think of OU
- What is your take on Aggy
- Yes or No - is Kevin Morgan an asshat 

[SKJ 1311]

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

Oh yeah a wandering prophet ranting is in my wheelhouse. 

And I am gonna Google that name. But, at a time of my choosing.

Don't bother...

He's no Mildred Dresselhaus

[Nice Guy Eddie 13512]

Can the OP explain the infield fly rule to me?

[aggie08 21504]

2 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

Where is RayDog when you need him?

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess: fucking Filipino working girls who look 12 but totally aren't [wink, wink].

[SizzleChest 8284]

[Dahobbs 17543]

OP found dead in a bathtub in 3, 2...