Scientist censored on every Social Network

[Surly Bevo 25048]

[Gatorubet 30246]

52 minutes ago, CleverNickname said:

My bad. I didn't realize Ray Dog had gotten himself into certain... quantum entanglements. 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

[Brisketexan 105154]

"Every student is aware that Clairaut's condition is satisfied."

And what Brisket's thesis presupposes is.....maybe it wasn't.

[Sbbruin 21861]

13 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

Funny, but yeah actual psychological torture by Israelis who hate me while the whole Jewish world watched. 

 

Maybe these vermin are laughing because it's way bigger than I've been shown? Someone told me there's spyware in my phone and people have my camera. That would be hilarious. 

 

If it's so big these animals actually knew about it before I posted, how is it possible I've been walking around in London for so long and no one has managed to tell the truth?

I think you're on to something.  Keep fighting the good fight.

[Chopper 17238]

28 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

It's not just not funny. Its fuckin terrifying. I've been homeless and broke for 7 years because I dared to be intelligent and 5 years of it was Jewish torture and the next two were humans acting like beasts. ITS FUCKING TERRIFYING. The ideocracy has arrived.

I wonder who else on surly doesn't know how to spell idiocracy. Is it a lead? Fuck if I know.

 

[Homercles 10206]

1 hour ago, JosephStang said:

I didn't announce it here. I've put it on every social network. I'm censored on every network because that actually is the theory of everything. That's why Mossad involved me in peace discussions. 

 

I also put it here because I mistakenly assumed a site called surlyhorns would have some independent Texas spirit but now I see it's just a bunch of dumb trolls throwing stones.

 

My bad for injecting intelligence into your slavery destined inanities.

What starts here changes the world 

[Gatorubet 30246]

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

There's at least 10 Surly posters secretly thinking OP is on to something huge. 

[F250 28780]

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I wonder who else on surly doesn't know how to spell idiocracy. Is it a lead? Fuck if I know.

 

[KYHorn 17076]

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I wonder who else on surly doesn't know how to spell idiocracy. Is it a lead? Fuck if I know.

 

Google says: Ideocracy (a portmanteau word combining "ideology" and kratos, Greek for "power") is "governance of a state according to the principles of a particular (political) ideology; a state or country governed in this way".

Edited February 20 by KYHorn

[Herbie Hancock 7367]

So is this a Chad Briscoe post or a genuine bat shit crazy person?
 

Hitby sock.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

30 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

vermin are laughing

I see why you are banned everywhere. 

[justhookit 4191]

26 minutes ago, F250 said:

So is this a Chad Briscoe post or a genuine bat shit crazy person?

 

It’s a bat shit crazy person.

[pacman 7359]

So, how many usb ports we talking here? Infinite? Count me in!

[freyguy 4278]

OP what are your thoughts on Chris Beard & RT?  Just so we can quickly nail down who you really are.

[Goredho 17408]

 

[SydneyCarton 48110]

44 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Why does every nutbag of this ilk involve the Jews in their addle-brained ramblings?  I don't intend to be crude about it, as this is clearly schizophrenia or some similar psychotic condition if it's not a gag, but I do find it interesting how often Mossad and/or the Jewish people are invoked as some type of tormentor in the minds of people who go off the deep end.  Where does this shit come from, reading neonazi websites or something?  It's extra strange in this case as Stang is a Jewish name.

We have the same brains we had 80,000 years ago. We were blaming jews for the black plague a thousand years ago. We just don't change. 

[JosephStang 130]

7 minutes ago, freyguy said:

OP what are your thoughts on Chris Beard & RT?  Just so we can quickly nail down who you really are.

I'm an MI-6 agent and at this point my best guess is my handler got murdered.

[immamac 42865]

It's not often that a new poster gets to reach such notoriety so quickly. You have really struck a chord with the populous here. 

[Trey3216 15347]

1 hour ago, JosephStang said:

I didn't announce it here. I've put it on every social network. I'm censored on every network because that actually is the theory of everything. That's why Mossad involved me in peace discussions. 

 

I also put it here because I mistakenly assumed a site called surlyhorns would have some independent Texas spirit but now I see it's just a bunch of dumb trolls throwing stones.

 

My bad for injecting intelligence into your slavery destined inanities.

 

[ClubWhatever 12145]

13 minutes ago, immamac said:

It's not often that a new poster gets to reach such notoriety so quickly. You have really struck a chord with the populous here. 

Populace*

[immamac 42865]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Populace*

lmao idk how that even happened my brain just pooped out phonetic spelling of different word. 

[NoName 16354]

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Edited February 20 by NoName
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[PvilleStang 2912]

Is this the third or fourth coming of Ray Pugh?  When do we learn about the hookers you banged on a street corner while using dirty needles you found at a homeless encampment?

[tejas60 3533]

11 hours ago, JosephStang said:

The precessions of each ring define its Heisenberg Uncertainty Sphere. 

[JosephStang 130]

6 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Is this the third or fourth coming of Ray Pugh?  When do we learn about the hookers you banged on a street corner while using dirty needles you found at a homeless encampment?

Are you bitter because you actually got raped?

[Francisco 2.0 32395]

7 hours ago, SKJ said:

This post seems like it was inspired by meth.

 

I just assumed it was written by AI.

[Trey3216 15347]

Looks like Vlad Putin's folks finally decided to actually start posting.  

[LonghornJones 837]

"I believe him, yo. I don't know why but I do".

[Captain Ron 12883]

 

IYKYK

[Cum Rocket 136]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Populace*

Uphauling

[Trey3216 15347]

11 minutes ago, Cum Rocket said:

Uphauling

Username checks out 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

We have the same brains we had 80,000 years ago. We were blaming jews for the black plague a thousand years ago. We just don't change. 

We are so fucking dumb. 

Medieval Friar 1: "Hey, I've noticed that the people in the Jewish part of town don't seem to be contracting the plague hardly at all.  Could it be that the ritual cleansing that is part of their religious observances might prevent disease."

Medieval Friar 2: "No way.  They aren't getting it, so they must be immune, which means they must be the source!  Plus, they killed Jesus!" 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

21 minutes ago, Cum Rocket said:

Uphauling

First post that is immediately familiar with shag/surl vernacular.  Def not a sock.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

7 hours ago, smuggs said:

 

You know Thomas Dolby is now known as Alton Brown, right?

Edited February 20 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Dutchrudder 11141]

If you go back on X and make a new account, lead with the jewish stuff before you get into the science and they probably won't ban you.

[956 Worldwide 34715]

[Brisketexan 105154]

7 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Dang, Stang.

[956 Worldwide 34715]

If this is a sock, bravo, because you did a great job researching for a believable crazy persona.

If this is you, Joseph, can you expound on the true interpretation of the Quran? 
 

 

[Chopper 17238]

3 hours ago, KYHorn said:

Google says: Ideocracy (a portmanteau word combining "ideology" and kratos, Greek for "power") is "governance of a state according to the principles of a particular (political) ideology; a state or country governed in this way".

Idiocracy means a society governed or populated by idiots. Which spelling and definition do you think he was going for? Either way it doesn't change the fact that OP and babayaga were the only 2 posters on the site to use the word "ideocracy."  I tend to think he meant to use idiocracy but could be wrong.

Edited February 20 by Chopper

[Brisketexan 105154]

4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

If this is a sock, bravo, because you did a great job researching for a believable crazy persona.

If this is you, Joseph, can you expound on the true interpretation of the Quran? 
 

 

After making Aliyah?  Well-done.  She was stunning.  Shame about that plane crash.  WAIT...did "they" orchestrate that?

[Mother mopar 3319]

Pm Derka

[freyguy 4278]

1 minute ago, Mother mopar said:

Pm Derka

The post is coming from inside the house!  THE POST IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!

[Gatorubet 30246]

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

We are so fucking dumb. 

Medieval Friar 1: "Hey, I've noticed that the people in the Jewish part of town don't seem to be contracting the plague hardly at all.  Could it be that the ritual cleansing that is part of their religious observances might prevent disease."

Medieval Friar 2: "No way.  They aren't getting it, so they must be immune, which means they must be the source!  Plus, they killed Jesus!" 

Thomas of Monmouth looks puzzled

['stache 21819]

TL; DR. Can I still buy some nard oil from you? Or is that the other guy?

[Gatorubet 30246]

3 hours ago, immamac said:

lmao idk how that even happened my brain just pooped out phonetic spelling of different word. 

The Ergodan you say…

[TexasEd 8067]

5 hours ago, JosephStang said:

It's not just not funny. Its fuckin terrifying. I've been homeless and broke for 7 years because I dared to be intelligent and 5 years of it was Jewish torture and the next two were humans acting like beasts. ITS FUCKING TERRIFYING. The ideocracy has arrived.

I'm currently wearing Crocs so I'm dressed for it.

 

5 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Funny, but yeah actual psychological torture by Israelis who hate me while the whole Jewish world watched. 

 

Maybe these vermin are laughing because it's way bigger than I've been shown? Someone told me there's spyware in my phone and people have my camera. That would be hilarious. 

 

If it's so big these animals actually knew about it before I posted, how is it possible I've been walking around in London for so long and no one has managed to tell the truth?

Yeah, TikTok and PornHub will do that.

Reminds me of Even Flow lyrics... Thoughts arrive like butterflies, he don't know so he chases them away

 

Edited February 20 by TexasEd

[Bevo 13579]

When two universes collide, part of the effect of the collision is the creation of matter and anti-matter. According to the other side, this is the anti-matter universe.

Edited February 20 by Bevo

[B00M 6419]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

you people think its a joke but guess again

 

if this isn’t a bit, @JosephStang, please explain this to us like we’re 5. There are plenty engineers and scientists hiding among the lawyers and homeless here

Edited February 21 by B00M

[chainsaw 9870]

4 minutes ago, B00M said:

if this isn’t a bit, @JosephStang, please explain this to us like we’re 5. There are plenty engineers and scientists hiding among the lawyers and homeless here

I don't know PDE, only BDE