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You need to rename it, that’s your first problem.  It should be named Bohmian Rhapsody.  Then explain it like this.   Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy? Banned by social networks, th

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I wonder who else on surly doesn't know how to spell idiocracy. Is it a lead? Fuck if I know.  

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I see TTomTerrific discovered the Flat Earth Society. Jesus it's like Pimphand and Bernorange had a fuck trophy and raised it on InfoWars.

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2 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Ah, the quiet buzz of a self-bannination.  May Joseph Stang find his peace amongst other string theories.

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

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11 minutes ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

Don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you can hide it quite a long time.

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2 hours ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

You fucked up, @PvilleStang!!!  Royally!  And you don't want it publicized!  Do you?

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Awhile back I used the area of the Mandelbrot Set, to the power of e, to solve the Riemann Hypothesis, and in the process discovered that the universe is actually made up of tiny, vibrating springs.

I call it "Spring Theory." There are no singularities. Free will is an illusion. OU sucks. 

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Aeons ago, our ancestors created our great Frontier, a barrier of energy encircling the peaceful systems of the Universe and forever shutting out the scourge that plagues beyond. Fellow Rylans, because of a dark betrayal... our Frontier will soon collapse. So we turn to you, Starfighters and your Navigators, whom of all the billions of creatures in the Star League, only you few were found to possess the umm..."gift." YOU... and you alone... stand between us and the black terror of the Ko-Dan. VICTORY OR DEATH!

 

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17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

it was all a plot by Alex to get Maggie off the Earth for unchaperoned galactic sexy time. 

Props to Alex.

Also, I'm curious to see what the "Death Blossom" was in the porn parody of The Last Starfighter.

Wait....no I'm not.

 

Nevermind, yes I am.

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I was thinking that very same thing. I could try to say it 20 times and wouldn’t be able to carry it off once.

I think he must have lost it too after Torb! Because they cut away until he hits the same note with Sloar!

 

Rick Moranis does have great comedic delivery and timing as well.

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7 hours ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

You must not have children

 

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Congratulations on a great bit.


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8 hours ago, JosephStang said:

You can't hide the Toroid forever, but that's not why you are angry at me. You are angry at me because you royally fucked up, and you don't want it publicized. The "Jacob had Tennessee's money" storyline was in my head the whole time. And all I get from MM is laughter. The happy kind. 

What does Matthew McConaughey have to do with this?

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17 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I was thinking that very same thing. I could try to say it 20 times and wouldn’t be able to carry it off once.

I mean, it would've taken me 20 takes just to not laugh my ass off, let alone let it rip without screwing up.  

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8 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

yes, pretty area.  

economically depressed 

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There was a spooky little town on the way to the Mount Bachelor ski area from Kennewick, Washington. It was supposed to be filled with witches. I forget the name.. 

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3 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

We live in a butt hole? Then the current simulation makes a lot of sense.

It makes me question why so many cereals are O shaped. Or donuts? Why do they sell the holes too? Aren’t human beings simply a torpid? There is just a lot to unpack here. 

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6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

8:18am on 28 Feb 24, and you posted this 59 minutes ago. As I sit on the toilet right now, it is 3:25am Central time. 

Where are you located? 

Iceland, Great Britain, or Portugal. or central-western Africa.

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7 hours ago, JosephStang said:

Can't you just search me on X?

As a matter of fact no - I swore off that shithole after Egon started posting his crazy views, did the whole pay to be blue checkmarked, hate speach bullshit.
So are you going to answer, for those of us not mindlessly watching the Xwittershpere

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