Used Pirate Ship $8500 - no guns or crew

[LongestHorn 759]

No trailer.  It's in Long Beach, CA.

https://www.free-boat.com/nearly-free/custom-mini-pirate-ship-8500-long-beach-ca/?lang=en

[52-80 19276]

4 cylinder?  pass.

 

its got to have atleast a Hemi.

[woohorn 1131]

How long to sail that to the Gulf if I use the canal?

[52-80 19276]

prob dont got any hdmi/usb ports either

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Looks like someone needs to swab the poopdeck. 

[Sbbruin 21908]

I would use it to make the comely lasses surrender the booty.

[woohorn 1131]

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4979]

No guns? That's gonna be a deal killer. If I ever get a sailing yacht, its gotta at least have a swivel gun.

Edited July 17, 2018 by NotActuallyALonghorn

[luke duke 6420]

Why is Mike Leach selling his boat?

 

[RDCanecutter 26515]

If a real pirate wanted $8,500, he'd just go steal it.

[RPM 26382]

I wonder if it's made out of harrrrrrrd wood?

[Trey3216 15380]

20 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

I would use it to make the comely lasses surrender the booty.

“We’re here to commandeer your beer” 

[Sbbruin 21908]

That thing is right near where I keep my boat.  May have to go check it out.

[mrhorn 1384]

Watch out for the seamen

[RDCanecutter 26515]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

That thing is right near where I keep my boat.  May have to go check it out.

Start a GoFundMe. We can all kick in and own part of the Surly Pirate Party Boat (for as long as it still floats.)

[InkaUtexas 26278]

4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Start a GoFundMe. We can all kick in and own part of the Surly Pirate Party Boat (for as long as it still floats.)

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

[RDCanecutter 26515]

32 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam.

I'm in.

[Native Horn 3516]

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam.

I'm in.

Looks like we have a first serious bidder above tree-fiddy!

[InkaUtexas 26278]

48 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Down the coast of Mexico to Nicaragua, pay some locals to carry it across to that lake, down the river to ruins of Aspinwall, back up past Belize, clamp it to the side of a cruise ship a la Boba Fett, cross the Gulf, doink over to the mouth of the Colorado, up the river to Lake Travis, do some Archimedes shit to get it up over the dam.

I'm in.

I am with ya. Or take it to Corpus and plunder Sea aggie? Then we have two ships. Surly fleet ahoy. 

[Brisketexan 105490]

You damned well know that for a 25% cut of the take, the current admin would happily issue broad letters of marque and reprisal.  We could then slap some guns on that bad boy and do some REAL piracy, under full protection and authority of the United States.

I'm in.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11822]

On 7/18/2018 at 11:37 AM, InkaUtexas said:

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

Fedex.

[kevwun 15938]

On 7/18/2018 at 4:34 PM, Brisketexan said:

You damned well know that for a 25% cut of the take, the current admin would happily issue broad letters of marque and reprisal.  We could then slap some guns on that bad boy and do some REAL piracy, under full protection and authority of the United States.

I'm in.

I think I finally found the business idea that's going to make me rich.  Privateering here I come.

[CooterBrown 18039]

I’d buy that fucker and rent it out to suburban moms trying to outdo each other on kid birthday parties. $1K for 3 hours and it’d be booked solid on weekends.

[TornACL 7738]

21 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I’d buy that fucker and rent it out to suburban moms trying to outdo each other on kid birthday parties. $1K for 3 hours and it’d be booked solid on weekends.

Plus, you can take the suburban moms below deck and plunder the booty. Win Win.

[Nivek 17016]

I have no sailing experience.  Anyone want to join me for a 1 year long cruise around the world?  

[Armybrat 40945]

No rum cask?

Pass.

[Sbbruin 21908]

9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I have no sailing experience.  Anyone want to join me for a 1 year long cruise around the world?  

In.

[deadshank 24653]

On 7/18/2018 at 9:59 AM, Sbbruin said:

That thing is right near where I keep my boat.  May have to go check it out.

It’s saturday.  You going today or sitting on your ass?

[RPM 26382]

On 7/18/2018 at 11:37 AM, InkaUtexas said:

but how do we get it to Lake Travis? 

I've got an F350 and a flatbed.

[ButtFumble 5186]

http://www.bluefootpirates.com/

[miguelito 11333]

But I don't want to be a pirate!

[InkaUtexas 26278]

8 hours ago, RPM said:

I've got an F350 and a flatbed.

Fuck dude, lets go to Cali and undercut all the canal loving dudes. 

 

[InkaUtexas 26278]

4 hours ago, miguelito said:

But I don't want to be a pirate!

Pirata? 

[RPM 26382]

4 hours ago, miguelito said:

But I don't want to be a pirate!

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Quote

very unique one of a kind ship.

Poor usage, but I guess that's to be expected.

Also, false. I saw a ship like that tied up a couple of years ago at the Port of Palacios. 

https://www.facebook.com/pg/palaciospiratefestival/posts/

Edited July 22, 2018 by MaybeACoordinator

[Napoleon 8710]

That should be listed as- "Nautical-themed mobile home currently located in Long Beach"

Have that thing towed to Marina del Rey and re-list it as a "Condo on the Water" along with monthly expenses and you could see that for a lot more than $8,500.

[Ten Bears 2484]

On 7/21/2018 at 10:56 PM, miguelito said:

But I don't want to be a pirate!

But you're gonna love Wednesdays.

[RandomIdoit 657]

On 7/17/2018 at 4:45 AM, 52-80 said:

4 cylinder?  pass.

 

its got to have atleast a Hemi.

 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

[Bogeywon 2519]

Why couldn’t the pirate go to the movie?

because it was rated AaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRR 

Thank you I’ll be here all night

[Pat 2]

On 7/17/2018 at 5:24 AM, LongestHorn said:

No trailer.  It's in Long Beach, CA.

https://www.free-boat.com/nearly-free/custom-mini-pirate-ship-8500-long-beach-ca/?lang=en

How do we get in contact with you?

[Pat 2]

I guess that means the boat is sold

[ROFL BOX 6649]

On 7/19/2018 at 12:43 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Fedex.

Destination is Lake Travis, not Pyle Field.