2018 all star game thread

[henrygandorf 29194]

do we have a thread yet?

big papi is getting harder to understand.

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

They found a kid shorter than Altuve.

[henrygandorf 29194]

this reminds me so much of the all star games i watched growing up.  my favorite players, along with a kid, running onto the field holding their smart phones.  wtf.

[Smax 3800]

Large group of bad ass mofos on the field

[APMP 688]

Let's go get that home field advantage. No? Okay let's go beat the Dodgers staff again.

[clapclapclap 9000]

phrasing

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Don't interview a man on his way up to bat. Damn.

[UTexasFight 9517]

I have a feeling Scherzer is going full Carl Hubbell

 

 

Edit: or not. Should have kept pumping fastballs against trout

[henrygandorf 29194]

pettis saw harper bobble the ball and definitely thought about it.

[Scraps 13570]

Windmill with the stop sign on Trout.

Shocking.

[Goo Punch 4275]

i thought max was gonna go full pedro for a second there.

[Goo Punch 4275]

FOX has *really* made this entire broadcast all about FOX. Even all that military shit was more about FOX than anything else.

Edited July 18, 2018 by Goo Punch

[Goo Punch 4275]

atta baby javy.

[bender79 1]

3 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

FOX has *really* made this entire broadcast all about FOX. Even all that military shit was more about FOX than anything else.

wtf?

[Goo Punch 4275]

atta baby judge.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Machado wearing a turnover chain?

[Radical Larry 28656]

Shut the fuck up, Buck.

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

I love this mid game interview shit. Could’ve picked a better interview than trout, but this is great. Needs to happen more.

[Surly Bevo 25090]

It was great until we went into Al Roker and Jim Cantore land.

Oh and fuck the Eagles.

[TonyTexas 10519]

I love this mid game interview shit. Could’ve picked a better interview than trout, but this is great. Needs to happen more.

Springer was great last year especially with his stuttering issue.

[bender79 1]

Buck is an abortion

[Dewey 3286]

You have a big leaguer in the booth, why is Jo running his mouth?

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

4 minutes ago, bender79 said:

Buck is an abortion

I loved how Trout called him out for the dumbass “is it fun being at the all star game” question.

[UTexasFight 9517]

For being the future all-time leader in hits, Altuve sucks at getting hits in the ASG

Now 0-10.

[Monster 219]

In-game interviews seem like a great idea.

But they're talking about the fucking weather.   

I really hope this is a one inning thing

[UTexasFight 9517]

Trout may be the first ever unanimous first ballot.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Trout, man.

[Monster 219]

Trout didn't even follow through with his swing.  Looked like he chipped that one onto green beyond the wall.

Edited July 18, 2018 by Monster

[TheFlagship 436]

How the fuck did he hit that?! 

[GSU&UT 1798]

Just now, MC Fresh Breath said:

Trout, man.

That guy can roll

[clapclapclap 9000]

I'll be honest, Bryce gave a good interview.

[Scraps 13570]

Can you see the signs from 300 ft away??

What kind of dumbfuckery is that

[GSU&UT 1798]

Hell yeah, there we go.

[Scraps 13570]

Nice pitch Snell lol

[UTexasFight 9517]

Through 3 innings, 26 plate appearances.

Only 12 have resulted in a ball in the field of play. (9 Ks, 2 BBs, 3 HRs)

[miguelito 11266]

Fox needs better timing on the commercials. Almost missing pitches.

[henrygandorf 29194]

for a ball that scraped the back of the wall, contreras sure knew that was gone.

[UTexasFight 9517]

Fox needs better timing on the commercials. Almost missing pitches.

Um, that’s not by accident

[Dewey 3286]

NL needs the Cubs lineup, now I'm biased and what not, but it's true.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Rain delay looks to be about 45 minutes out.  Line is moving fast, won't last long.

[UTexasFight 9517]

Double post

[Carl Spackler 3488]

22 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

For being the future all-time leader in hits, Altuve sucks at getting hits in the ASG

Now 0-10.

Altuve's great, but he'd have to play until he's more than 42 years old AND maintain his current hits per season average over that entire time in order to catch Rose.  I don't see that happening.  Even if he wanted to play that long, Father Time starts catching up and the production goes down. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

5-Inch Energy

[UTexasFight 9517]

K, BB, HR count: 20
All other: 14

[shakahorn 1645]

27 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Fox needs better timing on the commercials. Almost missing pitches.

Doesn't that mean they're right on time?

[miguelito 11266]

Not if they miss part of the game.

They got plenty of time for cancer and military stuff. 

Edited July 18, 2018 by miguelito

[clapclapclap 9000]

Was searching for an "I stand up for...Dr. Drunkenstein."

[UTexasFight 9517]

Smoltz is an idiot

[C-Man 27239]

Brewers have worst uniforms in baseball, right?

[Scraps 13570]

Brewers have worst uniforms in baseball, right?

Have you not seen the retarded shits the Dbacks wear?