DeShon Elliott has a message for Tom Herman

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Wow. Context makes Elliot look even worse. Pick up the phone, junior. This ain't high school.

[GotThatFire 166]

 Advised to not associate with Elliot. Maybe he killed a hooker once?

[Machinator 32099]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

The relevant portion, for anyone who doesn't want to give the AAS additional clicks:

Based on a series of now-deleted tweets, former Texas safety DeShon Elliott believes the current UT coaching staff is “bad mouthing” him behind closed doors. The genesis of Elliott’s rancor stems from a party on July 4.

Elliott held an Independence Day pool party in Austin, and multiple current Longhorns players attended. Some members of the coaching staff later found out about the party and warned players not to associate with Elliott, a source familiar with Elliott’s thinking told the American-Statesman.

[mdmost 43011]

A nice response to DeShon's why so serious tweet would be why such a bitch?

Edited July 18, 2018 by mdmost

[A’Dam Psycho 1470]

Blah blah blah go away!!! These bums wanted to boycott a bowl clinching game because they got  beat by a barely better than high school Kansas team. Move out the way and let the fresh blood take over.

[Lhorn 4928]

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

A nice response to DeShon's why so serious tweet would be why such a bitch?

Why so serious?  

Is that portraying his tweet as “I was kidding” or “it was a modest constructive criticism”.  

Think before you post dumbass

[C-Man 27238]

What’s that all about? Don’t want Elliott polluting the current player’s heads? Because his connection to Strong?

[Lhorn 4928]

Is Boyd supporting Herman. He doesnt like guys who change sides is reference to Elliot?

[texifornia 57032]

3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Is Boyd supporting Herman. He doesnt like guys who change sides is reference to Elliot?

Pretty sure he's on the current team's side. He's by all accounts fully bought in.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

I am more upset that I was not invited to this pool party. I thought we were friends Deshon. 

[Gigglebush 107]

2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Wrong. 

Mack Brown would have won at least 7 games every year that Strong was here.  Strong was a downgrade over FUPM in every conceivable way, we had a former player go on reddit and talk about how Strong never practiced special teams and told the kickers to go to random field and stay out of the way. Strong lost at least 3 games every year he was here. based off of sloppy special teams and kicking

[oh_snap 694]

I would just like to thank Larry Fedora for reducing the brightness of the spotlight on us today as this story broke.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

6th round rookie bashing his college coaches on instatwit? 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

So if the Brian Davis story is true, then Jane Slater really is an ignorant slut and Anwar is a wildly speculating dumbass (who works for Fat Ketch).  

[ousux 5601]

good lord some of you are only capable of viewing this situation through your own selfish recruiting prism. deshon was just in town buying dinner for the dbs. he still cares about UT. maybe just maybe herman is in the wrong here. i know that's difficult to swallow for us fans but let's step back and look at him getting a cosign from conner, the foreman's, jane slater, herman's history with player relationships. 

Cosign from Conner doesn't mean much, (he probably wasnt thinking) and Jane doesn't know wtf is going on more than any of us..

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

12 minutes ago, Gigglebush said:

Mack Brown would have won at least 7 games every year that Strong was here.  Strong was a downgrade over FUPM in every conceivable way, we had a former player go on reddit and talk about how Strong never practiced special teams and told the kickers to go to random field and stay out of the way. Strong lost at least 3 games every year he was here. based off of sloppy special teams and kicking

Is this the space where I can come to audit Strong's legacy vs late-era Mack's? I'm not certain we've completely dismembered that dead horse yet. 

[Hagbard Celine 10896]

3 hours ago, dad said:

Agreed on all counts in your statement. But a lot of people here are acting like it's out of the realm of possibilities that Herman would ever have done such a thing. Put yourself in his shoes though. The guy who was supposed to have your back attempted to backstab you and might have cost you some money on something you've worked for your whole life. Then you have to sit there and watch the whole world treat him like a god that can do no wrong when you know that he's really a selfish bastard who would go so far as to try to sabatoge you to scouts just because he felt slighted by you leaving early. He wants the whole world to know who Tom really is. Calling Tom and just talking it out with him won't reveal that to the whole world. I'm not saying he was right in what he did I'm just trying to explain his possible thought process. 

quid pro quo.  he's worked his whole life to get the moneys.  tom did/attempted to backstab/tellthetruth at least weeks ago possibly months ago.

ravens camp is about open.  why does he want to let the whole world know who Tom really is _at the very most crucial juncture of his entire life_ when it comes to getting the moneys?  he is a blown knee or 10 bad plays away from no moneys at all.  forget cruitin.  choosing to do this now, with his camp opening, and his life(line) on the line, is just colossally stupid.  for him alone, regardless of how it effects tom or the program.

his thought process is either:

1. ferengi (no rascist)

2. influenced (chip?)

 

so, one of these other media hounds needs to step up.  our very own supermodel Jane Slater.... how about it Jane.

if you feel so strongly about it, tell us what tom said.  or if not tom, who said what, and what did they say?

[GotThatFire 166]

DUH Shon

[BoomMF 1399]

So according to the AAS story, the Twitter rant basically proved the coaches right.

[Hagbard Celine 10896]

3 hours ago, dad said:

My assumption is that he bad mouthed the players to scouts given Slater's comment. Key word = assumption which is what we're all doing here.

My assumption is Tom told the scouts the truth about the business decision the staff made with respect to:

1. What they said to the rest of the team about the players that chose to stand down.

2. What advice they gave about the economic probabilities of leaving early for the draft.

 

Is DeShon just now realizing he is not going to be lifetime-rich because he banked his future on 12 cans of film?

If so, then I can totally understand the timing.

But for any other reason, my assumption is that the timing is vindictive and malicious.

[Trent Whaley 118]

Herman needs to be on the same plan as Charlie  I don’t see this team being any better than last year. 

[I Plead Da Fif 293]

1 minute ago, Trent Whaley said:

Herman needs to be on the same plan as Charlie  I don’t see this team being any better than last year. 

FOH DeShon

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Can someone translate?

 

De Hermano nil nisi malum.

Edited July 18, 2018 by Spawn of Cthulhu
stupidly used the genitive instead of an ablative

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

38 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I am more upset that I was not invited to this pool party. I thought we were friends Deshon. 

 

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Elliott held an Independence Day pool party in Austin, and multiple current Longhorns players attended. Some members of the coaching staff later found out about the party and warned players not to associate with Elliott, a source familiar with Elliott’s thinking told the American-Statesman.

Did Cedric Benson bring the tv?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

5 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Herman needs to be on the same plan as Charlie  I don’t see this team being any better than last year. 

Stay away from Vegas, that's my advice.

[Trent Whaley 118]

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

FOH DeShon

Nope, Just the facts. Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was. And unless that defense some how improves after losing its best players including DeShon and the offensive line magically goes from mediocre to decent this team will be average at best.

[Whiskyteer 51]

I remember Lester doing this a few years ago 

[The University 851]

1 minute ago, Trent Whaley said:

Nope, Just the facts. Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was. And unless that defense some how improves after losing its best players including DeShon and the offensive line magically goes from mediocre to decent this team will be average at best.

thanks for the laugh

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

8 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Herman needs to be on the same plan as Charlie  I don’t see this team being any better than last year. 

If that’s the case, I’ll gladly take your football tickets this season.  I mean we’ve got enough pussy in the stands as it is at DKR, so your absence won’t be a tragic.

[texifornia 57032]

14 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Herman needs to be on the same plan as Charlie  I don’t see this team being any better than last year. 

And you're saying this in the Deshon Elliot Fills His Diaper thread, why?

[mdmost 43011]

8 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Nope, Just the facts. Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was. And unless that defense some how improves after losing its best players including DeShon and the offensive line magically goes from mediocre to decent this team will be average at best.

Well aside from actually having a winning record, something Charlie didn't have.

[TankedBevo 2484]

8 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Nope, Just the facts. Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was. And unless that defense some how improves after losing its best players including DeShon and the offensive line magically goes from mediocre to decent this team will be average at best.

We see right through you, Hailee. Bugger off. 

[TankedBevo 2484]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well aside from actually having a winning record, something Charlie didn't have.

And a bowl win. 

[dcbc 14496]

2 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Chip Brown prefers his chili with beans, no meat.

Chip Brown cuts the bark off of the brisket before he slices it with the grain.

[Bevo14 8355]

Chip Brown eats cock

[Trent Whaley 118]

10 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

And a bowl win. 

Wow, so this is what it’s come to for Texas.  Celebrating a mediocre season and a mediocre bowl win. Herman, who is supposed to be an offensive coach didn’t show anything that said that he knew what the hell he was doing on that side of the ball. 

Edited July 18, 2018 by Trent Whaley

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Trent Whaley said:

Wow, so this is what it’s come to. Celebrating a mediocre season and a mediocre bowl win. Herman, who is supposed to be an offensive coach didn’t show anything that said that he knew what the hell he was doing on that side of the ball. 

Nope, it's not good enough. But it's certainly not enough to write him off after one season like you seem to be doing.

[Caver60 395]

12 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

And a bowl win. 

And not kicking off to start BOTH halves of a football game

[Radical Larry 28656]

3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Chip Brown cuts the bark off of the brisket before he slices it with the grain.

That motherfucker!

[TexasFan21 1275]

Wow, so this is what it’s come to for Texas.  Celebrating a mediocre season and a mediocre bowl win. Herman, who is supposed to be an offensive coach didn’t show anything that said that he knew what the hell he was doing on that side of the ball. 

It was year 1 you fucking twat.


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[Not a Sock 2313]

6 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Nope, Just the facts. Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was. And unless that defense some how improves after losing its best players including DeShon and the offensive line magically goes from mediocre to decent this team will be average at best.

Dumbest comment of the day including DeShons tweets.

[mdmost 43011]

21 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Wow, so this is what it’s come to for Texas.  Celebrating a mediocre season and a mediocre bowl win. Herman, who is supposed to be an offensive coach didn’t show anything that said that he knew what the hell he was doing on that side of the ball. 

Pointing out facts is celebrating? And yeah it was year 1. But I get it, we should've gone undefeated in year 1. If he doesn't win the playoff this year, we should fire him. 

Edited July 19, 2018 by mdmost

[Trent Whaley 118]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Nope, it's not good enough. But it's certainly not enough to write him off after one season like you seem to be doing.

I’m just making sure you all are consistent because there was/ is people that were calling for Charlie’s job and Shaka Smart’s job after two seasons. So when the football team is mediocre again this year I expect the same. 

[SizzleChest 8284]

5 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

good lord some of you are only capable of viewing this situation through your own selfish recruiting prism. deshon was just in town buying dinner for the dbs. he still cares about UT. maybe just maybe herman is in the wrong here. i know that's difficult to swallow for us fans but let's step back and look at him getting a cosign from conner, the foreman's, jane slater, herman's history with player relationships. 

Please tell us more about Connor, the Foreman's and Jane Slater's opinions and how they're relevant.

[TriStone 1724]

17 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

Wow, so this is what it’s come to for Texas.  Celebrating a mediocre season and a mediocre bowl win.

No, you stupid fuck.  You said "Herman hasn’t shown any signs that he’s better than Charlie was."  A winning season and bowl win are signs that he's better than Charlie.  If this is an indication of the quality of your future posts, I look forward to your crowdsourcing.

[mdmost 43011]

4 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

I’m just making sure you all are consistent because there was/ is people that were calling for Charlie’s job and Shaka Smart’s job after two seasons. So when the football team is mediocre again this year I expect the same. 

Hey, seriously, thanks for being here to keep us consistent! 

[Richter 2261]

Trent Whaley seems like he sucks.

[hookem48 4701]

27 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Chip Brown cuts the bark off of the brisket before he slices it with the grain.

this made me laugh

[Huckleberry 33042]

10 minutes ago, Trent Whaley said:

I’m just making sure you all are consistent because there was/ is people that were calling for Charlie’s job and Shaka Smart’s job after two seasons. So when the football team is mediocre again this year I expect the same. 

We will be 100% consistent, I guarantee it. If Tom Herman leads us to his second straight losing season this year then every single surly poster will publicly call for his firing.