Tell Me About Michigan

[Dondrysdale1 369]

Would love to see the post game thoughts of the Michigan guy with all the stupid star depth chart post

[Scarlett 103]

My family is vacationing in northern Michigan. Today I was in a shop in Petoskey & overheard a conversation about the game. They were still bewildered at how soundly we beat them. 😛

[Funk Doctor Spock 12511]

Our o-line absolutely fucks. Now just imagine how much better they'll be by the time we play Miss St and OU. UGA gonna be in trouble. We're beating their ass in Austin. Cam Williams is about to level up. Even Hayden Connor looks much more improved. 

[LTtxfan 49354]

WOOF - 3 Davis Warren interceptions today

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

WOOF - 3 Davis Warren interceptions today

The crazy thing is those were his only 3 incompletions…but that offense is hot garbage.

[The Dog 44139]

 

[utee94 15862]

On 9/14/2024 at 7:43 PM, IDIOTsavant said:

The crazy thing is those were his only 3 incompletions…but that offense is hot garbage.

So in reality, he had a 100% completion rate.  To people on the field.  

[ClubWhatever 12158]

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

We're going to see what a 7-3-1 defense looks like

[HtownHorn 14777]

 

[lilMAC25 3817]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

 

lol, he gone be looking for a job!

[4th&Five 41589]

 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3036]

Classy program

[LTtxfan 49354]

Really thought DeBoer would be at Michigan rather than bama... seems like both wolverines and DeBoer might have FAFO

Is This the WORST-Coached Michigan Team Ever?

Michigan Podcast #288

[LTtxfan 49354]

Sherrone Moore gonna get fired after yr 1

 

Michigan stats in futility 

Through 8 weeks of the 2024 season, Michigan ranks:
112th in points per game
113th in yards per play
117th in turnover margin
119th in yards per game
120th in first downs per game
122nd in turnovers lost
130th in scrimmage plays of 10+ yards
131st in scrimmage plays of 20+ yards

Specifically to the passing game, the Wolverines are:
113th in interceptions
118th in passing TDs
127th in passer rating
128th in passing first downs
129th in passing yards per game
129th in passes of 10+ yards
130th in passes of 20+ yards
132nd in yards per pass attempt

 

[Bogeywon 2519]

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Sherrone Moore gonna get fired after yr 1

 

Michigan stats in futility 

Through 8 weeks of the 2024 season, Michigan ranks:
112th in points per game
113th in yards per play
117th in turnover margin
119th in yards per game
120th in first downs per game
122nd in turnovers lost
130th in scrimmage plays of 10+ yards
131st in scrimmage plays of 20+ yards

Specifically to the passing game, the Wolverines are:
113th in interceptions
118th in passing TDs
127th in passer rating
128th in passing first downs
129th in passing yards per game
129th in passes of 10+ yards
130th in passes of 20+ yards
132nd in yards per pass attempt

 

I hope he does and take our idiot AD with you

[LTtxfan 49354]

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/connor-stalions-has-joined-the-staff-of-one-of-countrys-top-quarterbacks-and-top-michigan-target

[Wally Fairway 5586]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

https://footballscoop.com/news/connor-stalions-has-joined-the-staff-of-one-of-countrys-top-quarterbacks-and-top-michigan-target

Are we sure he wasn't there helping Central Michigan try to recruit the kid?

[LTtxfan 49354]

This "over-the-top" Michigan guy says SEC fans should to be scared in recruiting -- Michigan is now gonna spend big bucks...

Michigan Insider, "The SEC Should Be Very Afraid"

 

 

Everyone wants to take credit for for the Michigan Wolverines coup that landed the consensus No. 1 recruit in the country, quarterback Bryce Underwood.

Hailing from Michigan, it was a full-court press from famous alumni to flip Underwood's commitment from the LSU Tigers back to his home state. The NFL's GOAT and former Wolverine Tom Brady was credited as a "shadow figure" that was integral to land Belleville High School star, according to CBS Sports' Matt Zenitz, and obviously Barstool Sports' Dave Portnoy was bombastic in his efforts to land him too.

But after a statement from the Champions Circle, Michigan's cabal to land top recruits, a new name emerged: Jolin Ellison. Larry Ellison, 80, the Oracle Corporation tycoon and either second (Forbes has him at $237 billion) or third richest (Bloomberg has him at $208 billion) man in the world, fifth wife is a Michigan alum as well, allegedly. (She does not appear on any internet deep dive as his current wife.)

“We are very excited to keep Bryce home in Michigan as he continues to build his legacy," Champions Circle chairman Nate Forbes wrote. "I want to personally thank Larry [Ellison] and his wife Jolin who were instrumental in making this happen by providing Champions Circle with invaluable guidance and financial resources.”

“I am a big fan of the University of Michigan and Michigan Athletics. We are excited to support our student-athletes, so they can go compete at the highest level in college sports," Jolin Ellison, a Michigan alumna, added.

There is no proof that the below photo is Jolin Ellison, but the woman pictured is wearing a Michigan baseball cap and is attending a tennis tournament with the Oracle founder at Indian Wells, the famous tennis compound near Palm Springs, California, which Larry Ellison bought last year for $100 million. 

 

As far as how much it took to land the prized recruit, reports have it in the $10 million to $12 million range for over four years.

One user joked on X, formerly Twitter, that Jolin is a real-life Keyser Soze, the famous character in "The Usual Suspects" that was the secret mastermind. It's the perfect comparison.

 

 

Edited Sunday at 09:56 PM by LTtxfan

[LTtxfan 49354]