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Miami Beach officials said the city would implement curfews, bag checks, restricted beach access, DUI checkpoints and expensive parking fees ($100 during the 2 weeks of spring break). It also said it would increase law enforcement.

The crowd in Miami Beach has gone downhill severely since the 90s and 2000s. Smell of rag weed everywhere, disgusting fatties in skimpy outfits they shouldn’t wear, etc. They need more Financial Times reading tourists and Euros to come back.

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23 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

They need more Financial Times reading tourists

Lulz.  Kind of blows your cover of claiming not to be Icono though.

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11 hours ago, Macklemore said:

The crowd in Miami Beach has gone downhill severely since the 90s and 2000s. Smell of rag weed everywhere, disgusting fatties in skimpy outfits they shouldn’t wear, etc. They need more Financial Times reading tourists and Euros to come back.

It's funny that the things you've taken issue with are the aroma of poor quality marijuana and large women in small swimsuits and not the shootings and all-night anarchy.

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